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  1. Do you know how long it takes an average family to finish a side of whale? What about freezer space? Ever tried barbecuing whale ribs without a flamethrower?

    I prefer something much more common: fried hippie. Put them in a George Foreman grill and all the grease runs off (which you can then put into the hybrid you got from the hippie). Wash and cook the meat thoroughly to eliminate danger from drug residue, and whatever you do, don’t touch the hair without gloves.

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