Anything To Irritate Hippies

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Can this Raw Steak get more fans than PETA?

Current stats:

Raw steak: 61,000

PETA: 466,000

Come on folks, eat those tasty animals!

8 Comments

  1. Steak is yummy, but whale is tastier. Amazingly, whale is very lean (whales store nearly all of their fat in a layer of blubber). The meat tastes like a super lean and tender steak.

  2. Do you know how long it takes an average family to finish a side of whale? What about freezer space? Ever tried barbecuing whale ribs without a flamethrower?

    I prefer something much more common: fried hippie. Put them in a George Foreman grill and all the grease runs off (which you can then put into the hybrid you got from the hippie). Wash and cook the meat thoroughly to eliminate danger from drug residue, and whatever you do, don’t touch the hair without gloves.

  3. True, whale is not convenient, but it’s soooooo fun telling a hippie that you’ve eaten whale. Generally, they are so repulsed that they don’t know what to say.

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