lolbama! Part 1

Consensus appears to be that we should be mocking both terrorists and Obama. Since these posts tend to be a bit labor-intensive, I’m going to alternate between the two themes every week. So submit for either, and you’ll get in eventually. Unless your entry sucks too terribly bad.

Please note that it’s the same e-mail as lolterizt, since I’m too lazy to start a second account.

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.

From Mike:

From G Fresh:
This one’s a little languagey, so here’s a link

And here’s one for you guys to play with:

#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

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  1. (white girl on the end): Did guy say made with rich white blood berries?
    (girl next to her): No, Barry said made with blood of rich white guys.


  2. “Mom said never to take candy from strangers, but she didn’t say anything about snow cones. He doesn’t seem like the Antichrist.”


  3. “Uh… um… hold on, kids. The spoon is frozen on my tongue. Hey. I haven’t had much sleep in the last 24 hours. Hold on…”


  4. Knight – Now, do you mean that Barry’s the only lefty on the bench, or that the white girl sticks out like a marshmallow in a cup of cocoa?


  5. TANSTAAFSC—Remember kids, there ain’t no such thing as a free snow cone no matter what Uncle Barry says.

    “Eat it as fast as you want, girls. Brain freezes are covered under my new health care plan and your hospital visit won’t cost you anything.”

    “As my first act as president, these shall henceforth be known as O Cones.”

    I can haz kuntry?…AND sno cone? Dis prezdint gig iz teh awesome!


  6. This isn’t really on topic- but is…
    I was cruising the links to the cartoon ‘Day By Day’ (a great political cartoon that definitely leans in the ‘right’ direction) and found this:
    Great lolz.
    olegvolk has many more really good pics up at his site, including a section titled ‘weapons’, which has some great pics on ‘clinging to guns and religion’.
    Not that I am advertising for him here, but his site is worth a look.


  7. DC: If you read the / in 9/11 as a division sign, then the exchange is:

    Sign: “Investigate 9 divided by 11.”
    Barry: “I investigated. It’s 0.81818181…”

    (9 divided by 11 = 0.818181818181…)



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