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Blogging will be light, as I’ve been assigned by the president himself to a special emergency task force to determine whether helicopter doors are at safe sizes. This sounds like a special honor, but I hear Obama is paying for about 100,000 engineers to look into this problem. Don’t worry; I hear it will all be paid for under the stimulus.
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February 10th, 2009 at 9:18 am
Creating a door big enough for that one’s nappy head, will make a chopper more un-air worthy.
February 10th, 2009 at 9:24 am
Wow, that’s much more important than the job I got.
February 10th, 2009 at 10:35 am
Do not be using that artsy fartsy graphic design or video editing software on your MAC Bassil! Use the he-man pc machine.
February 10th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Does a football helmet on his head count as a bucket? Is it possible he’ll start wearing one like those kids that keep hitting themselves?
Also, did he get hurt? I mean, it looked to me like he hit his ear on the door rather than his head. And that’s a LOT of cushion material because that ear is huge. Some people have earwigs but Barack has ear ponies.
February 11th, 2009 at 1:12 am
Just make sure the new doors are bucket-proof. Buckets magnify the force of impact, and helicopter doors are expensive.
February 14th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
as long as the door is big enough for THE OBAMA to fall out of it, and the latch does not lock