War Names
Obama is not going to call it the “War on Terror” anymore, but “Overseas Contingency Operation” just isn’t catchy enough. Here are some other names for the war he is considering:
* The War of Northern American Aggression
* That Trouble in the Middle East
* Overseas Man-Caused Conflict
* The Roosting of Our Chickens
* Operation Wacky Iraqi Attacky (wait, that was Bush’s suggestion)
* Our Contribution to the Zionist Conspiracy
* Bush’s Mess
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March 27th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Neo-Zio-Con-Ops?
NZCOs.
I’m Canadian so it would be en-zed-co’s.
March 27th, 2009 at 11:15 am
I thought it was: “Uhhmmm…..uhhhh….and we ummmm……uhhhhh….errrr……the problem that I….uhhhhmmmm…… inherited.”
March 27th, 2009 at 11:29 am
The war nicely wrapped with a bow left on my desk when I got here.
March 27th, 2009 at 11:34 am
* The War
on Terrorof Words* The Rapid
DeploymentWithdrawal Force* Phased
WithdrawalAppeasement* They’ll Fight For Me Because They Love Their Country More Than They Hate Me
March 27th, 2009 at 11:42 am
How about “The War of 1812?”
March 27th, 2009 at 11:45 am
Why are you asking us? I mean, don’t you have the email address for his teleprompter?
March 27th, 2009 at 11:46 am
OBAMA: We’re at war?
March 27th, 2009 at 11:53 am
* Negative Reinforcement in a Supportive, Nuturing Environment
March 27th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
The Global War On Limbaugh
March 27th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Whenever he’s giving a speech in San Francisco he calls it:
“Hot man on man action with sweaty foreign dudes”
March 27th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
“Operation Obama Surrenders the US to the World”
“Operation hugs and kiss”
“Operation Give Peace a Chance”
Operation we love you so please don’t blow us up”
March 27th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Lets expand on that-
Instead of calling him the President, we can now say “That Moron in the White House”
and instead of POTUS, we can now say PUTZ.
March 27th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
“Operation Care Bear Stare”
“Operation Sparkly Unicorn”
“Operation Islamo-vichy”
March 27th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Anthropogenic Global Warring?
March 27th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Overseas Defense Initiative. (we are just holding our own until I can sneak the troops out)
Non-domestic Security Forces Diversion. (watch closely what I’m doing over there, I don’t want you to see what I do here)
Holding Area for Republican Voters.
Strategic Placement of Potential Revolution Prevention Forces.
Forward Outpost Resources for Muslim Brotherhood Indoctrination Values in America Initiative.
March 27th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Operation Homeland Insecurity
Department of Defenselessness
Operation Free US Visa with Koran Purchase
March 27th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
PreArmageddon
The End of the world as we know it
I think he should can the teleprompter and work with hand puppets. Then he can call the war anything he wants to and be more creditable.
March 27th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
WAR! Uhn.. what it is good for?
Defeating the Nazis!
WAR! Good gawd, y’all… what it is good for?
Liberating Europe!
Uhn – WAR! We can’t call it that these days
Gotta come up with a better name
AAAAAAAAAA WAR!
Huhn! Good gawd, y’all
What is it good for?
Overthrowing tyrants!
Say it again, y’all….
March 27th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
he should go back with what bush first called it: “A Crusade.”
March 27th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
* Operation Imitate the French.
*Operation Hug the Morally Depraved.
*Operation Bow Down to Allah.
*Operation Barney Frank (bend over…here it comes!).
*Operation Kool-aid.
*Operation This is our brain on drugs.
*Operation Panzy.
*Operation American Implosion.
March 27th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
*Operation “Somebody Needs a Hug”
*Operation Pre-emptive Surrender
*Operation Surrender Monkey
*Operation Olbermann
*Operation Make Nice with Allah’s Thugs
*Operation I Am A Witless Statist Who Has No Guts
March 27th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Since Obama want’s to change everythings name maybe we should change his.
I’ll start here’s some new name’s:
Ostupid, Odumba, ODumbass, Con artist, Terroist…….What else could we rename him?
March 27th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
IH8Socialist, I kinda like Teleprompter Messiah
March 27th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Anthropogenic Global Jihadening?
March 27th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
#23 Teleprompter Messiah is a good one.
March 27th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
how about teleprompter anit-christ?
March 27th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Catchy Names For What Was Formerly Known As War: (1) Very Realistic Military Training Ops (2) Halliburton Weapons Depletion Tour (3) How To Make Moonbats Crazier Than They Already Are, While Decreasing The Surplus Population Of The World <<<>>> (4) Involuntary Overpopulation Eradication Program (5)
Global Post-partum Abortion Initiative
March 27th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
ROFL at this entire thread…5 stars all!
March 27th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
US Infidels obsession
Our Immoral aggression
We lose all we gain
We deserve all the pain
Our throats we volunteer
For Persian forces to cut and cheer
Bend us over in the clover
Spread our ashes to yonder Dover
We sons and daughters are no more
We were demons in Bush’s war
But wait…what the hell’s I say’n
It ain’t over, we still got pray’n
The enemy he still bleeds
He’s the one of dirty deeds
There is a right and a wrong
Defeat has never been my song
If I’m to go will be with fight
He’ll think hell’s come to take the night
So roasted nuts by acorns fire
Will be all that’s left of O the liar
March 27th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
I’m wondering if this means I have to turn in my Global War on Terror medal for something else. Will they have to come up with a new medal for the military to issue. The “Overseas Contingency Operation” medal sounds freaking stupid.
March 27th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
#23 Teleprompter Messiah is a good one.
Some good lyricist needs to put that to music – possibly Metalica – Leper Messiah?
March 28th, 2009 at 9:19 am
NRO weekend has posted ‘The Obama-matic(TM) Content-free Euphemism Generator’ to help the O-bah-muhhtrons come up with all sorts of 1984 newspeak. So easy even a Special Olympics Bowler can do it!
March 28th, 2009 at 9:30 am
“Operation Obama=Epic Fail”
March 28th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
As is always the case the historians will eventually name it when it’s all over.
For now; just as the aggressor determines the rules of engagement they also dictate the name, in this case it’s “Jihad” and we are the target. I can only hope it’s our historians who name it not their’s
March 28th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
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March 28th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Remember that “Personal Jesus” video someone did re. Obama? Someone could dub over that to make it “Your own Teleprompter Messiah”.
March 28th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Let’s go for reality: The Final Crusade.