Obama wants to do lots of crazy socialist stuff, and that’s his prerogative. The only thing is we conservatives don’t like it and like to yell and join mobs. Obama doesn’t want to compromise, though, but maybe he doesn’t have to. While he’s busy socializing health care or taking over private industry, maybe he can at least give conservatives something else they’d like.
TOP TEN THINGS OBAMA COULD CEDE TO CONSERVATIVES
10. Recognize our Constitutional right to flamethrowers.
9. Set Barney Frank on fire.
8. Designate special “Speaker of the House Paper Bag with Eye Holes” that Pelosi has to wear.
7. Instead of disposing of decommissioned military hardware, give it to people who would still enjoy it.
6. Give us letters of marque so we can be pirates.
5. Let us pick one country to go to war with for no good reason.
4. Nuke something. Anything. Maybe the moon…
3. Command Keith Olbermann to do a silly little monkey dance for us.
2. Declaring punching hippies a constitutionally protected form of speech
And the number one thing Obama could cede to conservatives…
Stop calling us honkeys.