Caption Contest: Jedi Obama
Jim Treacher has already had some fun with it. Now you give it a go:
Arr! I’m a Jedi! Beam me up, mateys!
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September 18th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Look at me!
DON’T pay attention to the guy in the back picking his nose.
September 18th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Any suggestion that he is a Sith is obviously a insinuation that ‘dark skin’ = ‘dark side of the force’ and is therefore raaaaacist.
September 18th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Obamiwan, using newer, smarter NATO strategy, uses Force to defend Poland from invasion.
September 18th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
You can shave down a Wookie, but you can’t teach it to dress itself.
September 18th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
“You lie!” “……….pirate.”
September 18th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
But if you suggest he’s on the light side, then you’re insinuating that good=light/white and therefore are raaaaaaaaaaacist.
September 18th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
FIGJAM (and if you dont know what that means I suggest you look it up).
September 18th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
“… it not only deflects laser blasts, but you can knock missiles out of the sky with it, too! Seriously!”
September 18th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
These are not the leaders we were looking for…
September 18th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Washington, D.C. — You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
September 18th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
lets see real Jedi’s would give him an atomic wedgie and stuff him in a loker, the Sith wouldn’t stop laughing at him and would beat him up, give him a texas chile bowl wedgie, a swirly, stuff him in his locker, and take his lunch money.
September 18th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Obi-The One Kanewby was widely regarded as the worst Jedi Apprentice in the history of the Republic.
September 18th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
He almost has the same ears as Jar-Jar, doesn’t he?
September 18th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
“So instead of George Bush’s ridiculous, unworkable plan, we’re sending a few thousand of these to Poland and The Czech Republic.”
September 18th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Kanye, … I am your Father!
September 18th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
A slightly more manly version of a Pirate than Keira Knightley.
September 18th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
This picture, taken moments before Joe Biden was sworn in as president, captures Obama as he speaks his last words: “Ok Joe! You shoot, and I’ll stop the bullets.” Biden, who had convinced Obama that the Jedi sword was as real as his fiscal policies, had no comment.
September 18th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
In Obama’s post-racial galaxy, far, far away, there is EXACTLY ZERO racial diversity in the photo ops.
September 18th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Woman in white polo shirt to Michelle: Girl, I thought you said you had his white geeky side under control!
My kids have a better Jedi stance than BHO!
September 18th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
You all have the Star Wars angle wrapped up so…
“This is a different kind of fencing than what we did back in Chicago. ”
OR
“To fence: to sell something stolen, like taxpayers’ money.”
September 18th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Michlelle: Barry! Give that kid back his stick! You need to get back inside and ruin this country some more!
September 18th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
And what the hell is that thing around Michelle’s waist? I’m sorry, but a twin set does not require a thick black belt around the middle.
September 18th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Guy in background…….”I hope no one notices I’m picking my nose.”
September 18th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Easy big guy you already have the liberal pseudo-religious geek vote.
September 18th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
I don’t know who the kids are or what they are doing, but that is obviously a Sith lord in the background.
September 18th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
I just now recognized him in the foreground….
It is Darth-Urkel.
September 18th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
“Haha! Now whose gonna call me a liar?”
September 18th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Barack: Follow me, I shall lead the way!
Michelle: You better not go runnin’ off in the damn woods again.
September 18th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
The farce is strong with this one.
September 18th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Barack: I shall defeat these horrible tea baggers!
Michelle: There’s nothing there, Barry.
September 18th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Darth oBozo Dork lord of the Sh*&
September 18th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Why yes, yes I can make ‘grown man with a light saber’ look more gay.
or
This is French style fencing, notice my right hand is already raised “en capitulation”, from this position I can surrender merely by dropping my sword and slightly raising my left hand.
September 18th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
“This one’s for you, Bwawney Fwank.”
September 18th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
the farce is strong with this one.
Behold the power of the dork side.
All you need is a little pinch of fairy dust
September 18th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
“I find your lack of taxation without representation disturbing…”
September 18th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Moa om! hussein’s acting like a dorg again!
Watch this, if I hold out my hand , hussein acts lkike he is sticking a taxpayer
I will kill the sasquatch! Fail
September 18th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
“White House Lawn. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”
September 18th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
He’s just lucky I don’t have my Bat’leth with me!
September 18th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Why caption this at all?! This picture embodies all that is the Obama presidency:
* Michelle can’t even figure out how to put a belt on right
* 2 people try to explain – unsuccessfully! – how to do it right
* Obama’s too busy playing around to do anything worthwhile (What’s with the gay French pose?)
* The nosepicker
* …and of course, sour looking immature people.
I could go on.
September 18th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Seriously: what’s up with Michelle’s ensemble? I’m no fashion critic, but it really looks as though her kids ate a box of crayons and then proceeded to throw up on her clothes.
September 18th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
I’m not gonna pick on anybody having a fun time with their family. There’s too many other O pics that deserve captions.
September 18th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
“Hi, America. It’s me, Obama. I’m doing this pose to remind you that you’re screwed. I don’t want any of you delusional crackers holding out hope. You’re screwed. Now go pray to your moon god or whatever.”
September 18th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Remember, there are always two of them. Obama is the apprentice, but where is the Master?
September 18th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Bill could get away with a cigar, but I think I need something like this.
September 18th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Jazz hand!
September 18th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
And what the hell is that thing around Michelle’s waist? I’m sorry, but a twin set does not require a thick black belt around the middle.
It’s the only thing holding her upper and lower halves together. Barry was a little careless with the lightsaber earlier in the day.
September 19th, 2009 at 12:07 am
So, seriously, this is the guy that all the libs and Charles Krauthammer were trying to tell us was supposedly so cool? Ummm…okay.
September 19th, 2009 at 5:54 am
Obama – “Hey look kids Im Oobie doobi Kendobi”
Kid – “That’s Obi-Wan Kenobi you tool”
Obama – “Hey what were you told about criticizing the President in public?”
Kid – “that its racist”
Obama – “Exactly, do it again and ill sick the first wookie on you”
Michelle – “Arrrgghh”.
September 19th, 2009 at 6:41 am
Isn’t his lightsaber supposed to be red? oh wait thats not darth maul!
but since he is a “jackass” i guess their color is blue
September 19th, 2009 at 10:52 am
O: “This is more funner than a bucket!”
Kid: “(Thinking) Please stop.” [Treacher had it right]
September 19th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Snow White house and the seven boobs.
September 19th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
#7 – Hellrider,
Fig jam. That’s the stuff in the middle of a Fig Newton, right?
Caption: Cracked.com has a list of Star Wars characters that were too lame to last. Time to add one more!.
September 21st, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Michelle’s got a look on her face like “WTF give that to him? I’ll get much better use from it than he will. I better send out the SS for a big bag of batteries!”
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:02 pm
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