Meggie Mac and the Twitter

Posted by Basil on October 15, 2009 at 9:45 pm


Let’s see what’s on the Twitter today…


pretty much my image of @allahpundit is I am the chick from silence of the lambs and he is screaming at me in a hole 2 put lotion on my skin #


WTF??


WTF??


@allahpundit As I recall, Jame Gumb was trying to make an outfit out of his victim’s skin, not reupholster a couch. #


I know what it feels like my weight is mocked every single time I do anything publicly, Jessica Simpson stay strong. those people r pathetic #


*ahem*


Excuse me? What are you looking at?


Um. Ah. What?


Aren’t you a little young to be looking at my boobies?


Well, that’s an old picture. I’m fully grown. And, so, apparently, are you.


My eyes are up here!


Sorry. What were you saying?


when I am alone in my apartment, I wear tank tops and sweat pants, I had no idea this makes me a “slut”, I can’t even tell you how hurt I am #


But I wasn’t offended by the picture.


It wasn’t just you. Lots of people made some mean comments.


That happens. But would it be better if people ignored you?


I said eyes are up here!


Sorry.


As I was saying, women shouldn’t have to put up with being treated like this. People make comments about how we look, just because they don’t like what we have to say about things.


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19 Responses to “Meggie Mac and the Twitter”

  1. JavelinaBomb says:

    Hilarious!

  2. MikeLL says:

    LOL. Loved it. I didn’t expect the ending.

  3. Ringmaster says:

    I have a blackberry but I don’t get it. =(

    [Download the TwitterBerry app (or, better yet, UberTwitter) and come join in the fun! - B.]

  4. MarkoMancuso says:

    Pray tell, Basil, what is a “Twitter”?

    [It's one of them tubes that makes up those Internetz. - B.]

  5. Terry_Jim says:


    “OK, at least I didn’t dupe the media into thinking I flew away in a homemade balloon :-)”

    Yeah Megan, you have that going for you.

    Not that there’s enough helium on earth to make that a believable hoax.

  6. Sgt Relic says:

    Sorry, no crackberry, ergo no twitter. But, it sounds like the perfect way to pass a rainy evening alone in grandma’s basement.

    [It's a great distraction between meetings. Or during meetings. - B.]

  7. storm1911 says:

    MeggieMac and Sarah are great (and spot on dead perfect ending, Basil), but dear Lord we DO NOT want that same shot of Hillary or Michelle bHo or Barney Frank in that pose. No way. I’ll be running away in a helium ballon.

  8. Corona says:

    Someone has GOT to photoshop Meg being blown clear across Colorado by 2 huge helium balloons.

  9. Wacky Hermit says:

    A boy is NEVER too young to ogle boobies. I’ve seen my own baby sons goggle at some nice racks, though at that age they’re probably thinking “Does your breastaurant take reservations?”

  10. IH8Socialist says:

    mmmmmmmmmmm boobies……..oh uh um yeah good post Basil.

  11. Jimmy says:

    If I wanted some water balloons, I’d go buy some. Uck. (But funny, Basil.)

  12. Ed the Pastor says:

    We all mock Frank when he speaks of twitter. I have even seen you guys question his manhood for “twitttering”. You guys are ADHD or ADD letting something “shiney” distract you from our sworn duty to disparage Twits. I was ashamed and also distracted…

  13. Craig says:

    Hey, how did Henry Waxman get in there?

  14. Peregrine John says:

    She has eyes?

  15. Trouble says:

    She does have some nice jabos.

  16. TerribleTroy says:

    @ # 12…. Ummm Isnt Meggie just a tad bit “teh GAY”? And as such isnt therefore looking at the subjects breasteses akin to looking at a mamber of the same sex chest? Which means they were all ogling man boobies … which re-enforces the fact that “teh twitter” is “teh gay”.

    Look everybody I used DEM logic on that one!…. but the reality is twitter is not only gay…. Its Liberace gay…..or Elton John gay…..or Barney Fwank gay.

  17. IH8Socialist says:

    rose are red violets are black
    meggie has a very nice rack

  18. Live Free Or Die says:

    I was distracted by her Andy Warhol book. Who, pray tell, was the first to dub her Meggie Mac? It suits her.

  19. Michael Hutchison says:

    First I heard of this “controversy” with the huge rack photo. She’s trying to pretend that was a spontaneous pic? Who takes self-photos that well-lit with make-up like that?

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