Obama’s Birth Certificate Released!
Finally! This ought to put the whole Birth Certificate controversy behind us once and for all.
Of course, there are a few folks out there whom I’m certain will never let this go and will claim this is a forgery or has been tampered with in some way. Well, there’s just no pleasing some people, I guess.
So that all of you can now decide for yourselves, here is a copy of the official document released earlier today by the White House…
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April 27th, 2011 at 2:59 pm
Are you kidding me?! I’ve seen three dollar bills that looked more authentic that this obvious forgery……..ah, just kidding.
April 27th, 2011 at 3:54 pm
This is much more convincing than that short form written on the back of a Whole Foods receipt.
April 27th, 2011 at 3:57 pm
That can’t be right. Buil-A-Bear’s bring happiness to children, while Barack brings only shame and debt.
April 27th, 2011 at 4:04 pm
You are soooo linked.
But, to which Michelle does he belong? The mystery grows . . . .
April 27th, 2011 at 4:05 pm
Gah! Even Build-a-Bear cannot escape NARAL’s PC grasp.
“I chose it”
Boycott Build-a-Berger…I mean Build-A-Bear!
April 27th, 2011 at 4:14 pm
His name is Beary Obama? So now we know.. Thank you Mr. Right for giving us the real birth certificate.
April 27th, 2011 at 4:42 pm
BWAAAAA! Donald Trump lands a left jab to the nads! Now, where are the grades? I loved Trump’s press conference this morning. The guy has a pair of brass balls the size of basketballs! He isn’t the least bit intimidated by Obama and the jokers around him either! I love this stuff. Once Obama provides the grades, Trump will hit him on OPEC, and then on TARP etc. etc. etc… Get out the popcorn…this is going to be the best election EVER! Now if FrankJ the artistic master could just figure out how to draw Trump…unless he’s afraid of him? So like Frank draws Trump, Trump sees the picture, flies to Boise, buys Frank’s company, walks to Frank’s cube and says “Your Fired”! Then Frank could like show him his Nuke the Moon editorial and Trump would be like all “You are hired as my speech writer” and then FrankJ, would be flying around with Buttercup on fancy jets and would be waited on by scantily clad “assistants”… Then Frank J would be the White House Communications Director when Trump is elected…now ThAT would be awesome. He could call certain reporters ghey and he could punch others in their dumb monkey faces. Just thinking ahead…
April 27th, 2011 at 4:53 pm
Bear-ack Obama! Now it all makes sense. Fortunately, my kid outgrew her love of Build-a-Fortune, er, Bear, before you ruined it for all of us by revealing it as Bear-ack’s place of birth. (Now that she is a teen, my daughter has developed a cruel streak. She spent last week’s spring break in DC, and brought back an Obama refrigerator magnet just to watch my horrified reaction. I’m thinking of hot-gluing it to the cat box.)
April 27th, 2011 at 4:58 pm
I cant wait to see him transcripts! LOL
April 27th, 2011 at 5:04 pm
Awwwww, he’s so cuuuuute.
April 27th, 2011 at 5:17 pm
Thats not a refriderator magnet, its a cover for urinal cakes.
April 27th, 2011 at 5:24 pm
So much for the certificate being under lock and key. You mean to tell me that any of us could have gotten a copy of this at our local mall? Boy do I feel stupid. I could have been rich by now and stuff! Oh the books I could have sold. *sigh*
April 27th, 2011 at 5:29 pm
I dunno Mr. Right, this just looks photo-shopped to me. Look at the different fonts, and the typeface looks modern. Also his name is spelled wrong. And there is no mention of moochelle being Klingon. If it were a real birth certificate, Klingon would be bold because of their pride and scarutodeathity.
@Crabby, if you hot glue it to a cat box, make sure its Damncats’, you know how much he loves your presidente.
April 27th, 2011 at 5:51 pm
6’6″, 200 lbs? He was a monster baby! He’s still a monster baby.
Or Gumbah.
April 27th, 2011 at 5:59 pm
No thanks, Crabby & Plenty – it would make me constipated.
I’d sure put it up on the scratching post though – yes indeedy!
April 27th, 2011 at 7:00 pm
I believed it was the real thing until I saw this: [x]Male
April 27th, 2011 at 8:04 pm
What ussjc said.
April 27th, 2011 at 9:37 pm
I always thought he was a zebra.
April 27th, 2011 at 11:54 pm
“I stuffed it.”
What’s it stuffed with?
(a) Cotton
(b) Newspaper
(c) Old bedsheets
(d) Buffalo bagels
The correct answer is (d), buffalo bagels.
April 28th, 2011 at 6:57 am
zzyzx reminds me of a story.
A guys says “Do you have change for a $21 bill?
Other guy says “Sure, would you like three 7′s or seven $3′s”
Now, that is change we can beleive in!
April 28th, 2011 at 3:33 pm
Just go to the doc on the whitehouse.gov site…
http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf
zoom in to 800% on the last one (1) in the doc id “61 10641″, now that could be Barry fooling with us, or i could be the same crappy fake job as the first one? I would like to hear YAO