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Once again, it’s that time of year. That magical time when the days shorten and get colder and we all wish each other a happy non-denominational celebration of your choice.
This year, why not give the gift that keeps on taking?
Presenting, “Occupy Santa Claus Lane”…
Featuring more wonderful seasonal songs that never once mention what’s-his-name’s supposed birthday, sung by the #OWS Glee Club. Like:
Occupy Santa Claus Lane
Twinkles Bells
The Little Drummer Circle
Violent Night
Also featuring some other wonderful new carols sung by many prominent progressive guest artists, such as these:
ROD BLAGOJEVICH:
Blago the Big-Haired Jailbird
JOE BIDEN:
God Love Ya, You Merry Taliban!
JON CORZINE:
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Larceny
ERIC HOLDER & THE ATF CHOIR:
Gun-Walking in a Border Wonderland
ANTHONY WEINER:
#Hacked! The Pantsless Congressman Tweets
And much, much more!
Best of all, you can just charge the cost of your purchase to somebody else! Order now!
And don’t forget to check out our past favorites:
Cross-posted at America is an Obamanation!
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December 24th, 2011 at 6:00 am
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December 24th, 2011 at 8:02 am
This guy sure seems to get around. Like my neighbor’s dog, he seems to poop wherever and whenever he wants. Maybe he needs to be housebroken…I recommend a rolled up newspaper.
December 24th, 2011 at 12:25 pm
A MESSAGE FROM THE OCCUPY MOVEMENT: We’d like to remind everyone that Christmas is the season of getting.
December 24th, 2011 at 5:49 pm
“It Came Upon a 3 A.M. Phone Call”
“What Idiot Is This? (Wafflesleeves)”
“These Are Some of My Taxable Things”
“Snark The Herald Senators Fling”
“Wrangle We Have Heard Is High”
“Have Yourself A Merry Little Tax Break”
“I’m Dreaming Of A White President”
“Barney The Brown Nosed Senator”
“The TSA Is Coming To Town”
“Away In A Golf Cart”
“Protesters Roasting On An Open Fire”
December 26th, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Dock that OWS protester a days pay for crapping on the job!