Bet Liberals Consider It an “Assault Weapon”
In Louisiana, a woman fended off a robber by hitting him with a skillet.
Beware of liberal over-reaction to this. If skillets are outlawed, only outlaws will be able to make you an omelet.
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August 31st, 2012 at 8:09 am
Or corn bread. Or fried chicken!
From my cold, greasy hands!
August 31st, 2012 at 8:25 am
Yeah, but was it a high capacity skillet?
August 31st, 2012 at 8:46 am
“That’s not a skillet…. THIS is a skillet.”
(Guess he thought he’d have her overeasy.)
August 31st, 2012 at 8:48 am
Must’ve been one of them skillets that make more’n two hunert fried okra a minute. They’s outlawed in California and New York. Dang I wisht I had one!
August 31st, 2012 at 9:04 am
Skillet -> cast iron -> black –>> RACIST!
August 31st, 2012 at 9:36 am
Welcome to Thunderkitchen, bi†ch!
August 31st, 2012 at 10:32 am
biden is still trying to look down the barrel.
August 31st, 2012 at 11:01 am
Let’s just hope they demand “kitchen free” zones.
August 31st, 2012 at 11:28 am
Gotta break a few skulls to make an omelet.
August 31st, 2012 at 1:13 pm
…almost surprised this story wasn’t followed up by the usual advice from the police and other government officials, advising you not to try this and to instead give the intruder whatever he wants, up to and including allowing him to stab you, and to then simply wait patiently for the police to arrive.
August 31st, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Breaking — Police are responding to a drive by sauteing — film at 11
August 31st, 2012 at 1:32 pm
It’s all Hollywood’s fault. If she hadn’t seen “Tangled”, this never would have happened.
August 31st, 2012 at 2:07 pm
I wonder if that skillet was registered with the Bureau of Al dente, Tossing and Frying?
August 31st, 2012 at 2:19 pm
If she had been there on Pork Chop Hill it would have been a pancakewalk.
August 31st, 2012 at 2:43 pm
…oh, and where’s the usual, “so far, no charges expected to be filed against the woman with the frying pan” line?
August 31st, 2012 at 4:38 pm
I wish there was audio for this – it could be the next “ping-arrgh!”
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/08/i-have-got-to-have-this-for-my-ringtone/
August 31st, 2012 at 6:52 pm
Skillets should not be allowed at school. They are VERY, VERY dangerous. Really. Why, kids are known to pick them up and swing them around like guns and then BAM! some other kid (or the teacher!) get’s it in the face. And then BAM! that kids goes down with a serious facial injury. There ought to be a law that says “No skillets within 1000 feet” or something like that. I’m serious.