Bet Liberals Consider It an “Assault Weapon”

In Louisiana, a woman fended off a robber by hitting him with a skillet.

Beware of liberal over-reaction to this. If skillets are outlawed, only outlaws will be able to make you an omelet.

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  1. Must’ve been one of them skillets that make more’n two hunert fried okra a minute. They’s outlawed in California and New York. Dang I wisht I had one!

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  2. …almost surprised this story wasn’t followed up by the usual advice from the police and other government officials, advising you not to try this and to instead give the intruder whatever he wants, up to and including allowing him to stab you, and to then simply wait patiently for the police to arrive.

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  3. It’s all Hollywood’s fault. If she hadn’t seen “Tangled”, this never would have happened.

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  4. …oh, and where’s the usual, “so far, no charges expected to be filed against the woman with the frying pan” line?

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  5. Skillets should not be allowed at school. They are VERY, VERY dangerous. Really. Why, kids are known to pick them up and swing them around like guns and then BAM! some other kid (or the teacher!) get’s it in the face. And then BAM! that kids goes down with a serious facial injury. There ought to be a law that says “No skillets within 1000 feet” or something like that. I’m serious.

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