Bet Liberals Consider It an “Assault Weapon”

Posted on August 31, 2012 8:00 am

In Louisiana, a woman fended off a robber by hitting him with a skillet.

Beware of liberal over-reaction to this. If skillets are outlawed, only outlaws will be able to make you an omelet.

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17 Responses to “Bet Liberals Consider It an “Assault Weapon””

  1. Basil says:

    Or corn bread. Or fried chicken!

    From my cold, greasy hands!

  2. Silverfiddle says:

    Yeah, but was it a high capacity skillet?

  3. rodney dill says:

    “That’s not a skillet…. THIS is a skillet.”

    (Guess he thought he’d have her overeasy.)

  4. Manolo says:

    Must’ve been one of them skillets that make more’n two hunert fried okra a minute. They’s outlawed in California and New York. Dang I wisht I had one!

  5. FormerHostage says:

    Skillet -> cast iron -> black –>> RACIST!

  6. DamnCat says:

    Welcome to Thunderkitchen, bi†ch!

  7. plentyobailouts says:

    biden is still trying to look down the barrel.

  8. Buttercup says:

    Let’s just hope they demand “kitchen free” zones.

  9. Corona says:

    Gotta break a few skulls to make an omelet.

  10. Son of Bob says:

    …almost surprised this story wasn’t followed up by the usual advice from the police and other government officials, advising you not to try this and to instead give the intruder whatever he wants, up to and including allowing him to stab you, and to then simply wait patiently for the police to arrive.

  11. plentyobailouts says:

    Breaking — Police are responding to a drive by sauteing — film at 11

  12. BillyDee says:

    It’s all Hollywood’s fault. If she hadn’t seen “Tangled”, this never would have happened.

  13. Manolo says:

    I wonder if that skillet was registered with the Bureau of Al dente, Tossing and Frying?

  14. Dohtimes says:

    If she had been there on Pork Chop Hill it would have been a pancakewalk.

  15. Son of Bob says:

    …oh, and where’s the usual, “so far, no charges expected to be filed against the woman with the frying pan” line?

  16. JAGernaut says:

    I wish there was audio for this – it could be the next “ping-arrgh!”

  17. Jimmy says:

    Skillets should not be allowed at school. They are VERY, VERY dangerous. Really. Why, kids are known to pick them up and swing them around like guns and then BAM! some other kid (or the teacher!) get’s it in the face. And then BAM! that kids goes down with a serious facial injury. There ought to be a law that says “No skillets within 1000 feet” or something like that. I’m serious.

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