Do you have a problem with Islamic radicals like this one?
Everything seems to fill them with murderous rage! What can you do? Give up on freedom of speech and hope that will keep them from violent rampages? But even that doesn’t always work.
But what if I told you there is a solution that removes all potential rage from a crazed Islamic radical and it works in seconds? Sounds too good to be true, doesn’t it? But it’s for real! I bring you the DeRager™:
How does it work? Simply apply the DeRager™ directly to the forehead of Islamic radical. I’ll have my lovely assistant show you how:
And that’s it! Now try exposing that same Islamic radical to any material you want — blasphemous or benign:
That’s right! No more murderous rage!
So stop worry about how the speech you or other use may incite violence; just apply the DeRager™ today!
The DeRager™: The only guaranteed way to ensure that Islamic radicals don’t react in murderous rage.
(from the makers of ClueBat™)