Straight Line of the Day: A Just-Released White House Email…

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A just-released White House email…

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  1. …displays the subject line “Plan for Second Term”. The body contains only the words “see attachment”. There is no attachment.

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  2. …that Hillary Clinton, as a woman, did not want to make decisions on the mens bodies in our Libyan embassy, she left it up to them to abort themselves or not.

    (…but she did send a box of condoms for protection.)

    …that Obama has 100% of the vote locked up in seven states, the names and locations of which will be released later.

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  3. reveal they have found a way to get a $5M donation; but Obama won’t like it…

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    From: JBiden@WhiteHouse.gov
    To: WHStaff_ALL
    FW: RE: From the desk of Alan Smithe Esq.

    He guys, this prince needs our help! If we help him his family could fund all our campaign needs!

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  4. To: Plouffe, Axelrod

    Need more distractions. Jig is up re Benghazi lies. Send Biden out to say more stupid stuff.

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  5. Guys, guys, I figured out how to save the election! We cancel it!

    Axlerod, draft me up a directive. Spin it to sound like we’re trying to reduce the deficit by reducing election spending.

    Carney, get out a story that claims Romeny’s already flushed away billions in election dollars while we’re donating our funds directly to the treasury.

    Biden, smash.

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  6. FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:Nigerian king needs your help!

    Joe, Check into this ASAP. My uncle says he has 16 Trillian dollars that he wants to give me.

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  7. …states:
    Hello and greetings in the hope that this email finds you well. I am pleased and gratified to notify you that you are in recipt of 5M USD. In order to claim you prize please remit 200.00 USD in money order to the address below in order to process your claim…

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  8. says not to take anything contained in this e-mail seriously, it is just an e-mail. If there were real information to be discussed, it would be leaked to the NY Times.

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  9. …shows that the White House has already started converting stationary and email clients to “President Romney”

    …proves that the President CAN, in fact, send and recieve email…like the ones from the Libyan Embassy.

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  10. …is from Amazon, stating that President Obama’s order of “Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything” has been confirmed.

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  11. reads as follows, “Hey guys, it looks like I’ll be free for a while come January so why don’t you fly to Hawaii for a friendly Choom Gang reunion. Boy have I got stories for you. See you then, O.”

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  12. A just-released White House email…announced that, according to VP Biden, the U.S. will withdraw all it’s troops from Iran by the end of this year.

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  13. A just-released White House email…from FLOTUS asked that people stop suggesting she dress as a witch for Halloween.

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  14. A just-released White House email…from Tim Gietner reminded everyone that job related moving expenses are tax deductible….to those who file taxes.

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  15. . . . is an advertisement for Obama’s new line of microwavable meals; you eat and you eat and you eat and, in half an hour, you’re unemployed

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  16. … that includes a FREE Diebold AccuVote trojan.

    Hm. “Trojan” is a terrible name for a condom — it suggests that it sneaks the guys in and then let’s them out to attack.

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  17. …confirms that “paul_ryan_shirtless.jpg” is the most forwarded attachment on their servers. “joe biden shirtless” has never been submitted as a search query.

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