Straight Line of the Day: A Just-Released White House Email…

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A just-released White House email…

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  1. …that Hillary Clinton, as a woman, did not want to make decisions on the mens bodies in our Libyan embassy, she left it up to them to abort themselves or not.

    (…but she did send a box of condoms for protection.)

    …that Obama has 100% of the vote locked up in seven states, the names and locations of which will be released later.


  2. Guys, guys, I figured out how to save the election! We cancel it!

    Axlerod, draft me up a directive. Spin it to sound like we’re trying to reduce the deficit by reducing election spending.

    Carney, get out a story that claims Romeny’s already flushed away billions in election dollars while we’re donating our funds directly to the treasury.

    Biden, smash.


  3. …states:
    Hello and greetings in the hope that this email finds you well. I am pleased and gratified to notify you that you are in recipt of 5M USD. In order to claim you prize please remit 200.00 USD in money order to the address below in order to process your claim…


  4. …shows that the White House has already started converting stationary and email clients to “President Romney”

    …proves that the President CAN, in fact, send and recieve email…like the ones from the Libyan Embassy.


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