Straight Line of the Day: Mitt Romney’s Favorite Part of the Last Debate…

Posted on October 24, 2012 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Mitt Romney’s favorite part of the last debate…

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40 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Mitt Romney’s Favorite Part of the Last Debate…”

  1. FormerHostage says:

    Was screaming “Leeeeroy Jenkins” while chasing Obama around the stage.

  2. FormerHostage says:

    Was coughing *bull$#it” every time Obama was talking.

  3. Jimmy says:

    …was that it was the last debate.

    (Okay, maybe that’s just me talking.)

  4. FormerHostage says:

    Was at the beginning when they shook hands and he said sotto voce to Obama “Good luck….loser!”

  5. FormerHostage says:

    …was when Obama peed himself.

  6. Jimmy says:

    …was when Obama broke down and cried, screaming “I don’t want to lose this election! I mean, Michelle and I will be fine, but I’m worried about the middle class.”

  7. FormerHostage says:

    Donuts in the green room.

  8. Genghis Khen says:

    Not having to smell dog on Obama’s breath anymore.

  9. Mxymaster says:

    …was being able to stop pretending to respect the commie.

  10. hadsil says:

    The Osmond serenade.

  11. Dohtimes says:

    …was realizing that Obuttins tough guy stare was just the usual leftist incomprehension of logic and fact.

    …was knowing that the debate was going to end when Obama put on his bunnie slippers.

    …was introducing Obama’s National Security Advisors to Obama before the debate.

    …was not having Brian Urlacher don a wig and skirt to moderate.

  12. AwesometificAmerican says:

    …was Obama displaying how much about our Military that he had learned from playing Call of Duty.

  13. Jsmith says:

    When he realized Obama STILL didn’t have a plan.

  14. spacemonkey says:

    ….was when he realized which end of a donkey Obama acted like.

  15. Mrs. C says:

    will be in November, when we find out who “won” it.

  16. tomg51 says:

    Was when he starting imagining his words as a laser pointer and Obama as a frustrated feral cat unable to catch the light.

  17. Critter says:

    …Was when Obama went all googly eyed on him.

  18. Sharky says:

    … was when several Marines bayoneted the tires on Obama’s limo.

  19. shane says:

    … was the Gallup Swing State Poll results afterwards…

  20. rodney dill says:

    …not getting a boxer, briefs, or magic underwear question.

  21. rodney dill says:

    …was Joe Biden showing up in a Big Bird costume

  22. rodney dill says:

    …was Obama handing him the ‘three envelopes’ at the end.

  23. James says:

    When Romney pointed out that “Benghazi was a total disaster” Obama turned to the moderator and asked “What is the working title for Terminator 4?”

  24. Writer says:

    …was when he unplugged the teleprompter before he came onstage.

  25. FormerHostage says:

    …was when the fat lady began to sing…oh…wait…that was the second debate.

  26. CarolyntheMommy says:

    …. was only debating Obama as opposed to both Obama and the ‘moderator’.

  27. CarolyntheMommy says:

    … was playing the Libya question such that we could all see Obama’s “SH!!T what now?!” face.

  28. CarolyntheMommy says:

    … was slapping the “Kick Me” sign on Obama’s back during the opening handshake.

  29. CarolyntheMommy says:

    … Ovaltine shots at the afterparty

  30. CTCompromise says:

    Mitt Romney’s favorite part of the last debate…was walking off stage, knowing that the next time he has to shake Obama’s hand and will be after he takes the Oath of Office.

  31. CTCompromise says:

    Mitt Romney’s favorite part of the last debate…was watching Obama play “footsie” with himself under the table.

  32. CTCompromise says:

    Mitt Romney’s favorite part of the last debate…was that Bob Sheiffer was “easier on the eyes” than the first two moderators.

  33. Jimmy says:

    As usual, ~~~~~ for #29.

    Hehehehe!

  34. terribletroy says:

    Was when he thought to himself “this skinny punk beotch thinks he can intimidate me by starring at me hard. My dookie is harder than this guy.”

  35. DamnCat says:

    …was in the opening minutes when he realized he could use this time to catch up on email, text the boys, review tomorrow’s schedule, and catch up on IMAO while still beating Obama like a rented mule.

  36. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …was seeing David Axelrod banging his head against a wall backstage crying “It should have been a slam dunk, you let it get away!” to Obama.

  37. seanmahair says:

    …….knowing he’ll never have to sit across the table from that smug, self aggrandizing, lying, communist unless he (Romney) chooses. I’d have taken a hot shower with Clorox myself.

  38. Harvey says:

    Reference link for #22:

    http://www.notboring.com/jokes/work/3.htm

  39. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Funny: instead of three envelopes I usually associate Obama with the three seashells (Demolition Man)

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