Straight Line of the Day: Mitt Romney’s Favorite Part of the Last Debate…

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Mitt Romney’s favorite part of the last debate…

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  1. …was when Obama broke down and cried, screaming “I don’t want to lose this election! I mean, Michelle and I will be fine, but I’m worried about the middle class.”

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  2. …was realizing that Obuttins tough guy stare was just the usual leftist incomprehension of logic and fact.

    …was knowing that the debate was going to end when Obama put on his bunnie slippers.

    …was introducing Obama’s National Security Advisors to Obama before the debate.

    …was not having Brian Urlacher don a wig and skirt to moderate.

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  3. Was when he starting imagining his words as a laser pointer and Obama as a frustrated feral cat unable to catch the light.

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  4. When Romney pointed out that “Benghazi was a total disaster” Obama turned to the moderator and asked “What is the working title for Terminator 4?”

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  5. … was playing the Libya question such that we could all see Obama’s “SH!!T what now?!” face.

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  6. Mitt Romney’s favorite part of the last debate…was walking off stage, knowing that the next time he has to shake Obama’s hand and will be after he takes the Oath of Office.

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  7. Mitt Romney’s favorite part of the last debate…was watching Obama play “footsie” with himself under the table.

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  8. Mitt Romney’s favorite part of the last debate…was that Bob Sheiffer was “easier on the eyes” than the first two moderators.

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  9. Was when he thought to himself “this skinny punk beotch thinks he can intimidate me by starring at me hard. My dookie is harder than this guy.”

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  10. …was in the opening minutes when he realized he could use this time to catch up on email, text the boys, review tomorrow’s schedule, and catch up on IMAO while still beating Obama like a rented mule.

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  11. …was seeing David Axelrod banging his head against a wall backstage crying “It should have been a slam dunk, you let it get away!” to Obama.

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  12. …….knowing he’ll never have to sit across the table from that smug, self aggrandizing, lying, communist unless he (Romney) chooses. I’d have taken a hot shower with Clorox myself.

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  13. Funny: instead of three envelopes I usually associate Obama with the three seashells (Demolition Man)

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