Straight Line of the Day: Mitt Romney’s Favorite Part of the Last Debate…
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Mitt Romney’s favorite part of the last debate…
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October 24th, 2012 at 12:05 pm
Was screaming “Leeeeroy Jenkins” while chasing Obama around the stage.
October 24th, 2012 at 12:06 pm
Was coughing *bull$#it” every time Obama was talking.
October 24th, 2012 at 12:07 pm
…was that it was the last debate.
(Okay, maybe that’s just me talking.)
October 24th, 2012 at 12:08 pm
Was at the beginning when they shook hands and he said sotto voce to Obama “Good luck….loser!”
October 24th, 2012 at 12:10 pm
…was when Obama peed himself.
October 24th, 2012 at 12:16 pm
…was when Obama broke down and cried, screaming “I don’t want to lose this election! I mean, Michelle and I will be fine, but I’m worried about the middle class.”
October 24th, 2012 at 12:25 pm
Donuts in the green room.
October 24th, 2012 at 12:28 pm
Not having to smell dog on Obama’s breath anymore.
October 24th, 2012 at 12:32 pm
…was being able to stop pretending to respect the commie.
October 24th, 2012 at 12:36 pm
The Osmond serenade.
October 24th, 2012 at 1:07 pm
…was realizing that Obuttins tough guy stare was just the usual leftist incomprehension of logic and fact.
…was knowing that the debate was going to end when Obama put on his bunnie slippers.
…was introducing Obama’s National Security Advisors to Obama before the debate.
…was not having Brian Urlacher don a wig and skirt to moderate.
October 24th, 2012 at 1:19 pm
…was Obama displaying how much about our Military that he had learned from playing Call of Duty.
October 24th, 2012 at 1:21 pm
When he realized Obama STILL didn’t have a plan.
October 24th, 2012 at 1:45 pm
….was when he realized which end of a donkey Obama acted like.
October 24th, 2012 at 1:49 pm
will be in November, when we find out who “won” it.
October 24th, 2012 at 1:51 pm
Was when he starting imagining his words as a laser pointer and Obama as a frustrated feral cat unable to catch the light.
October 24th, 2012 at 1:57 pm
…Was when Obama went all googly eyed on him.
October 24th, 2012 at 1:59 pm
… was when several Marines bayoneted the tires on Obama’s limo.
October 24th, 2012 at 2:03 pm
… was the Gallup Swing State Poll results afterwards…
October 24th, 2012 at 2:04 pm
…not getting a boxer, briefs, or magic underwear question.
October 24th, 2012 at 2:08 pm
…was Joe Biden showing up in a Big Bird costume
October 24th, 2012 at 2:09 pm
…was Obama handing him the ‘three envelopes’ at the end.
October 24th, 2012 at 2:37 pm
When Romney pointed out that “Benghazi was a total disaster” Obama turned to the moderator and asked “What is the working title for Terminator 4?”
October 24th, 2012 at 2:53 pm
…was when he unplugged the teleprompter before he came onstage.
October 24th, 2012 at 3:03 pm
…was when the fat lady began to sing…oh…wait…that was the second debate.
October 24th, 2012 at 3:04 pm
…. was only debating Obama as opposed to both Obama and the ‘moderator’.
October 24th, 2012 at 3:05 pm
… was playing the Libya question such that we could all see Obama’s “SH!!T what now?!” face.
October 24th, 2012 at 3:05 pm
… was slapping the “Kick Me” sign on Obama’s back during the opening handshake.
October 24th, 2012 at 3:06 pm
… Ovaltine shots at the afterparty
October 24th, 2012 at 3:10 pm
Mitt Romney’s favorite part of the last debate…was walking off stage, knowing that the next time he has to shake Obama’s hand and will be after he takes the Oath of Office.
October 24th, 2012 at 3:28 pm
Mitt Romney’s favorite part of the last debate…was watching Obama play “footsie” with himself under the table.
October 24th, 2012 at 3:31 pm
Mitt Romney’s favorite part of the last debate…was that Bob Sheiffer was “easier on the eyes” than the first two moderators.
October 24th, 2012 at 4:13 pm
As usual, ~~~~~ for #29.
Hehehehe!
October 24th, 2012 at 4:17 pm
Was when he thought to himself “this skinny punk beotch thinks he can intimidate me by starring at me hard. My dookie is harder than this guy.”
October 24th, 2012 at 5:13 pm
…was in the opening minutes when he realized he could use this time to catch up on email, text the boys, review tomorrow’s schedule, and catch up on IMAO while still beating Obama like a rented mule.
October 24th, 2012 at 6:18 pm
…was seeing David Axelrod banging his head against a wall backstage crying “It should have been a slam dunk, you let it get away!” to Obama.
October 24th, 2012 at 7:34 pm
…….knowing he’ll never have to sit across the table from that smug, self aggrandizing, lying, communist unless he (Romney) chooses. I’d have taken a hot shower with Clorox myself.
October 24th, 2012 at 8:24 pm
Reference link for #22:
http://www.notboring.com/jokes/work/3.htm
October 24th, 2012 at 8:40 pm
Funny: instead of three envelopes I usually associate Obama with the three seashells (Demolition Man)
October 25th, 2012 at 7:49 pm
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