Why is Emperor Palpatine moderating the debate?
— mitrebox (@mitrebox) October 23, 2012
It’s weird watching two people who basically agree try to debate
— Andy Levy (@andylevy) October 23, 2012
If we’re invaded by teachers, this will be seen as a visionary debate.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) October 23, 2012
Love the “bayonet” crack from the president who blamed ATMs for unemployment. #debate
— Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) October 23, 2012
Unicorns!! RT @fbihop: What if we gave the HORSES bayonets? #mindblown
— Robert A George (@RobGeorge) October 23, 2012
Q: Why are Adam & Eve Obama-era Americans?A: Cuz they have no clothes no shelter only an apple to eat, & are being told this is paradise
— Swedish Canary (@SwedishCanary) October 23, 2012
Well since Unicorns defecating rainbows have been Obama’s symbol for the last 5-6 years I think attaching bayonets to their small insignificant horns is a marvelous idea. Since Unicorns are magical creatures maybe they can imbue the bayonets with “pretty pink pony magic” and solve all of the worlds problems simply by pooping rainbows over the worlds trouble spots and activating the with the magical bayonets . Now here’s a plan Obama has a chance of doing (cause the rest of the stuff he’s proposing will destroy is all).
I bought a bayonet today.
1 “Ontario 6504 OKC3S Marine Bayonet (Brown)”
Sports; $102.43
Money I really could have used elsewhere…..but our president inspired me to use it for a cool knife.
See! He’s helping the economy!
~ Fuloydo. Cut some bacon (“~”) with it!
Everyone said Obama and Romney basically agreed. I didn’t see that. But maybe I just place too much emphasis on their subtle differences like not criticizing America and free speech and not giving Russia flexibility and reset buttons that say “overcharge” and leaking classified information and failing to get a Status of Forces agreement and misleading the public.
But misleading the public is SOP with DummyCraps.
~BACON~
It’s what’s for dinner.
Thank you Jimmy. I’m honored.
We the unwilling, led by the unknowing, have been doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much with so little for so long, we are now qualified to do everything with nothing.