Straight Line of the Day: Asked if She Were Too Old to Be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi…

Posted on November 16, 2012 12:00 pm

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Asked if she were too old to be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi…

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40 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Asked if She Were Too Old to Be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi…”

  1. Tony T. says:

    …immediately raised the drawbridge to her Ziggurat and ordered her champion Gilgamesh to slay the blasphemer!

  2. jw says:

    …swallowed the reporter then declared Puff the Magic Dragon her theme song, as dragons live forever.

  3. plentyobailouts says:

    Too old? No. Too stupid? Yes. Too Commie? Yes. Too anti-American? Yes.

  4. steveg says:

    Pelosi replied, “True mold on a mouse menorah leaker??”

  5. Brian The Adequate says:

    Said “speak up sonny, I left my hearing horn in the horseless carriage”

  6. Crabby Old Bat says:

    . . . said, “Could you repeat the question? My ears are still ringing from the Big Bang.”

  7. Eric Praline says:

    …yelled at the reporters to get off her lawn.

  8. Eric Praline says:

    …offered Jake Tapper some ribbon candy and a quarter if he’d wash her Studebaker.

  9. Dirk The Imapailer says:

    … reponded “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too“…

  10. g says:

    … tried to answer but all that came out of her mouth was a cloud of dust and the ghouls from the end of the first Indiana Jones movie.

  11. HokieGomer says:

    @ Crabby Old Bat…
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    (basically a whole side of bacon)

  12. HokieGomer says:

    …had trouble responding as her iron lung was acting up.

  13. Bootstrap says:

    Showed off her groin lift & vaginaplasty to reporters present.

  14. eli says:

    …took another draught of her Ensure and hit me on the tie-tac with it from 10 feet away. Joke’s on her, though, she didn’t expect her chompers to come flying out like that.

  15. rodney dill says:

    …said, “Old age and treachery always trump youth and skill.”

  16. rodney dill says:

    said she’d be find after another sand blasting.

  17. rodney dill says:

    said, “I’m not old, I’m chronologically gifted.”

  18. rodney dill says:

    …er ‘fine’ not ‘find’ for #15

  19. rodney dill says:

    went off and hid her own Easter eggs.

  20. T-dog says:

    But I’m not a minority.

  21. rodney dill says:

    offered a core sample to show how many ‘rings’ she had.

  22. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …said, “Judge me by age, do you? When 800 years you will reach, look as good you will not. Hmmm.”

  23. tomg51 says:

    …I’m 1/16th Cherokee, double the required minority, and I’ll know when it “is a good day to die”

  24. DamnCat says:

    …replied “You think I’m old? You should see the painiting of me that I keep hidden in the attic.”

  25. Crabby Old Bat says:

    @DamnCat # 24: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ (tuna flavored)

  26. CTCompromise says:

    …decided to start calling herself “Tip”

  27. CTCompromise says:

    replied “Not as long as there’s still Botox”.

  28. Writer says:

    …not as long as her plastic surgeon hasn’t retired.

  29. CTCompromise says:

    …looked confused and asked “You mean because I’m over 16?”

  30. tanstaafl says:

    mumbled something about a great historical bum

  31. CTCompromise says:

    ……smote the ground the interviewer was standing on, got on her broomstick and flew away, surrounded by her flying monkey faced liberals.

  32. Dohtimes says:

    …said “Too old? Technically no, but if required to still be alive we may have a problem”.

    …in an effort to save face, waited until later to eat the guys face.

    …whipped off her clothes and said “See those boobs on my back? Do they look like an old womans boobs to you sonny?”

  33. rodney dill says:

    said, “I may be old, but my Karl Ruprecht Kroenen knob goes all the way to eleven.”

  34. archangel says:

    …died.

  35. Bad Science says:

    Asked if She Were Too Old to Be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi…
    Was hit by a ray of sunlight and crumbled into a pile of smoldering embers.
    Asked if She Were Too Old to Be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi…
    Tripped over the clown mallet she used as a gavel back in the day and said “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

  36. Kerkat says:

    …asked him to repeat the question. Her Obamacare dropped coverage on hearing aids and she only has enough spending money for two items: Botox and Cthulhu

  37. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Explained she’s actually a vampire and then went all sparkly. Then she ate the reporter.

  38. currently says:

    Shut up you ageist. Haven’t you read the 11th amendment!?!

  39. 4of7 says:

    … farted dust.

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