Straight Line of the Day: Asked if She Were Too Old to Be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi…

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Asked if she were too old to be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi…

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  1. …immediately raised the drawbridge to her Ziggurat and ordered her champion Gilgamesh to slay the blasphemer!

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  2. … tried to answer but all that came out of her mouth was a cloud of dust and the ghouls from the end of the first Indiana Jones movie.

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  3. …took another draught of her Ensure and hit me on the tie-tac with it from 10 feet away. Joke’s on her, though, she didn’t expect her chompers to come flying out like that.

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  4. …said, “Judge me by age, do you? When 800 years you will reach, look as good you will not. Hmmm.”

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  5. ……smote the ground the interviewer was standing on, got on her broomstick and flew away, surrounded by her flying monkey faced liberals.

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  6. …said “Too old? Technically no, but if required to still be alive we may have a problem”.

    …in an effort to save face, waited until later to eat the guys face.

    …whipped off her clothes and said “See those boobs on my back? Do they look like an old womans boobs to you sonny?”

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  7. Asked if She Were Too Old to Be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi…
    Was hit by a ray of sunlight and crumbled into a pile of smoldering embers.
    Asked if She Were Too Old to Be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi…
    Tripped over the clown mallet she used as a gavel back in the day and said “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

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  8. …asked him to repeat the question. Her Obamacare dropped coverage on hearing aids and she only has enough spending money for two items: Botox and Cthulhu

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