Straight Line of the Day: Asked if She Were Too Old to Be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi…
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Asked if she were too old to be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi…
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November 16th, 2012 at 12:06 pm
…immediately raised the drawbridge to her Ziggurat and ordered her champion Gilgamesh to slay the blasphemer!
November 16th, 2012 at 12:16 pm
…swallowed the reporter then declared Puff the Magic Dragon her theme song, as dragons live forever.
November 16th, 2012 at 12:17 pm
Too old? No. Too stupid? Yes. Too Commie? Yes. Too anti-American? Yes.
November 16th, 2012 at 12:22 pm
Pelosi replied, “True mold on a mouse menorah leaker??”
November 16th, 2012 at 12:25 pm
Said “speak up sonny, I left my hearing horn in the horseless carriage”
November 16th, 2012 at 12:28 pm
. . . said, “Could you repeat the question? My ears are still ringing from the Big Bang.”
November 16th, 2012 at 12:28 pm
…yelled at the reporters to get off her lawn.
November 16th, 2012 at 12:33 pm
…offered Jake Tapper some ribbon candy and a quarter if he’d wash her Studebaker.
November 16th, 2012 at 12:38 pm
… reponded “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too“…
November 16th, 2012 at 12:39 pm
… tried to answer but all that came out of her mouth was a cloud of dust and the ghouls from the end of the first Indiana Jones movie.
November 16th, 2012 at 12:59 pm
@ Crabby Old Bat…
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(basically a whole side of bacon)
November 16th, 2012 at 1:00 pm
…had trouble responding as her iron lung was acting up.
November 16th, 2012 at 1:11 pm
Showed off her groin lift & vaginaplasty to reporters present.
November 16th, 2012 at 1:17 pm
…took another draught of her Ensure and hit me on the tie-tac with it from 10 feet away. Joke’s on her, though, she didn’t expect her chompers to come flying out like that.
November 16th, 2012 at 1:20 pm
…said, “Old age and treachery always trump youth and skill.”
November 16th, 2012 at 1:21 pm
said she’d be find after another sand blasting.
November 16th, 2012 at 1:22 pm
said, “I’m not old, I’m chronologically gifted.”
November 16th, 2012 at 1:28 pm
…er ‘fine’ not ‘find’ for #15
November 16th, 2012 at 1:28 pm
went off and hid her own Easter eggs.
November 16th, 2012 at 1:29 pm
But I’m not a minority.
November 16th, 2012 at 1:30 pm
offered a core sample to show how many ‘rings’ she had.
November 16th, 2012 at 1:30 pm
…said, “Judge me by age, do you? When 800 years you will reach, look as good you will not. Hmmm.”
November 16th, 2012 at 1:50 pm
…I’m 1/16th Cherokee, double the required minority, and I’ll know when it “is a good day to die”
November 16th, 2012 at 3:38 pm
…replied “You think I’m old? You should see the painiting of me that I keep hidden in the attic.”
November 16th, 2012 at 4:03 pm
@DamnCat # 24: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ (tuna flavored)
November 16th, 2012 at 4:37 pm
…decided to start calling herself “Tip”
November 16th, 2012 at 4:39 pm
replied “Not as long as there’s still Botox”.
November 16th, 2012 at 4:43 pm
…not as long as her plastic surgeon hasn’t retired.
November 16th, 2012 at 4:43 pm
…looked confused and asked “You mean because I’m over 16?”
November 16th, 2012 at 4:43 pm
mumbled something about a great historical bum
November 16th, 2012 at 4:48 pm
……smote the ground the interviewer was standing on, got on her broomstick and flew away, surrounded by her flying monkey faced liberals.
November 16th, 2012 at 5:26 pm
…said “Too old? Technically no, but if required to still be alive we may have a problem”.
…in an effort to save face, waited until later to eat the guys face.
…whipped off her clothes and said “See those boobs on my back? Do they look like an old womans boobs to you sonny?”
November 16th, 2012 at 7:43 pm
said, “I may be old, but my Karl Ruprecht Kroenen knob goes all the way to eleven.”
November 16th, 2012 at 8:10 pm
…died.
November 16th, 2012 at 8:55 pm
Asked if She Were Too Old to Be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi…
Was hit by a ray of sunlight and crumbled into a pile of smoldering embers.
Asked if She Were Too Old to Be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi…
Tripped over the clown mallet she used as a gavel back in the day and said “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
November 16th, 2012 at 8:55 pm
…asked him to repeat the question. Her Obamacare dropped coverage on hearing aids and she only has enough spending money for two items: Botox and Cthulhu
November 16th, 2012 at 11:26 pm
Explained she’s actually a vampire and then went all sparkly. Then she ate the reporter.
November 17th, 2012 at 12:08 am
Shut up you ageist. Haven’t you read the 11th amendment!?!
November 17th, 2012 at 5:01 am
… farted dust.
November 19th, 2012 at 7:32 pm
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