Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Asked if she were too old to be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Asked if she were too old to be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi…
…immediately raised the drawbridge to her Ziggurat and ordered her champion Gilgamesh to slay the blasphemer!
…swallowed the reporter then declared Puff the Magic Dragon her theme song, as dragons live forever.
Too old? No. Too stupid? Yes. Too Commie? Yes. Too anti-American? Yes.
Pelosi replied, “True mold on a mouse menorah leaker??”
Said “speak up sonny, I left my hearing horn in the horseless carriage”
. . . said, “Could you repeat the question? My ears are still ringing from the Big Bang.”
…yelled at the reporters to get off her lawn.
…offered Jake Tapper some ribbon candy and a quarter if he’d wash her Studebaker.
… reponded “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too“…
… tried to answer but all that came out of her mouth was a cloud of dust and the ghouls from the end of the first Indiana Jones movie.
@ Crabby Old Bat…
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(basically a whole side of bacon)
…had trouble responding as her iron lung was acting up.
Showed off her groin lift & vaginaplasty to reporters present.
…took another draught of her Ensure and hit me on the tie-tac with it from 10 feet away. Joke’s on her, though, she didn’t expect her chompers to come flying out like that.
…said, “Old age and treachery always trump youth and skill.”
said she’d be find after another sand blasting.
said, “I’m not old, I’m chronologically gifted.”
…er ‘fine’ not ‘find’ for #15
went off and hid her own Easter eggs.
But I’m not a minority.
offered a core sample to show how many ‘rings’ she had.
…said, “Judge me by age, do you? When 800 years you will reach, look as good you will not. Hmmm.”
…I’m 1/16th Cherokee, double the required minority, and I’ll know when it “is a good day to die”
…replied “You think I’m old? You should see the painiting of me that I keep hidden in the attic.”
@DamnCat # 24: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ (tuna flavored)
…decided to start calling herself “Tip”
replied “Not as long as there’s still Botox”.
…not as long as her plastic surgeon hasn’t retired.
…looked confused and asked “You mean because I’m over 16?”
mumbled something about a great historical bum
……smote the ground the interviewer was standing on, got on her broomstick and flew away, surrounded by her flying monkey faced liberals.
…said “Too old? Technically no, but if required to still be alive we may have a problem”.
…in an effort to save face, waited until later to eat the guys face.
…whipped off her clothes and said “See those boobs on my back? Do they look like an old womans boobs to you sonny?”
said, “I may be old, but my Karl Ruprecht Kroenen knob goes all the way to eleven.”
…died.
Asked if She Were Too Old to Be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi…
Was hit by a ray of sunlight and crumbled into a pile of smoldering embers.
Asked if She Were Too Old to Be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi…
Tripped over the clown mallet she used as a gavel back in the day and said “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
…asked him to repeat the question. Her Obamacare dropped coverage on hearing aids and she only has enough spending money for two items: Botox and Cthulhu
Explained she’s actually a vampire and then went all sparkly. Then she ate the reporter.
Shut up you ageist. Haven’t you read the 11th amendment!?!
… farted dust.
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