Straight Line of the Day: The Biggest Surprise of the Final Twilight Film…

Posted on November 20, 2012 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The biggest surprise of the final Twilight film…

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55 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The Biggest Surprise of the Final Twilight Film…”

  1. rodney dill says:

    was the subtitle — It Ain’t Over ’til The Bat Lady Sings

  2. Dohtimes says:

    …was the scene where Lawrence Talbot and Count Dracula moved to a country where assisted suicide was legal.

  3. TheMostCowbell says:

    CarolyntheMommy, I have a small to medium to large to extra-large girlcrush on you. That is all.

  4. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    …was the scene of a pale and sparkly Bob Newhart waking up in bed next to the corpse of Suzanne Pleshette and commenting about the strange dream he just had which was interrupted by a CGI of Rod Serling walking onto the set and making a droll, insightful commentary about having just departed…The Twilight Zone.

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