Straight Line of the Day: To Get People to Show Up for Obama’s Inauguration, the White House Is Offering…

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To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…

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  1. . . . free bongs
    . . . free firearms to anybody who can prove that he isn’t a legal resident of the United States
    . . . a free dinner with Michelle (all the tofu and cauliflower you can eat!)

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  2. Rodney, flat Michelle, along with flat Fatima and flat Islamic Rage Boy is available at The People’s Cube. And, yes, if there’s anything that’ll put you off your feed and fix the obesity “epidemic” in America, it would be flat Michelle standing in your kitchen.
    If you are in a particularly masochistic mind frame, you can always look up some of B.C.’s photoshops of sHrillary and/or Helen Thomas over at the Rott or Son of Soylent Green. Guaranteed to cause projectile vomiting and loss of appetite… along with a national shortage of Brain Bleach.

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  3. To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…Peace, love, change, “the age of Aquarius”, and anything/everything on everyone’s wish list…Just as they did to get him elected in the first place.

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  4. To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering…to make Jay Carney and Robert Gibbs do a song and dance routine to the tune of “Pick A Bail of Cotton” before the swearing-in ceremony.

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  5. To get people to show up for Obama’s inauguration, the White House is offering a train on Sandra Fluke, but first you have to satisfy Moochelle.
    Or was that an exemption from the above? I’ll have to check on that one again.

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  6. …new fender skirts and bloodflaps so none of your fellow Americans gets on you when the bus goes by.

    …to stand on his head so he can look down his nose at the people in the cheap seats.

    …to smack John Roberts up side the head and say that’s what we call a penalty if he botches the swearing in.

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