Straight Line of the Day: Weirdest Ornament on the White House Christmas Tree…

Posted on December 10, 2012 12:00 pm

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Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…

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74 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Weirdest Ornament on the White House Christmas Tree…”

  1. 1Richard says:

    The “Chicago male-only spa” ornament

  2. RAML says:

    was a sign saying “I did this”

  3. Harvey says:

    @38 – “pollster approved, non-offensive, non-denominational, bio-degradable, recycled, inclusive”

    Are those the names of some of Obama’s reindeer? :-)

  4. Bad Science says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…
    A slice of baloney that every speech Obama has given is recoded on.

  5. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …is the one where the grouchy looking Santa is taking presents away from children…wait a minute, that’s not Santa at all -it’s Karl Marx!

  6. Writer says:

    Black Snow
    Becausze everyone knows that only White People are racist!

  7. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the dog whistle from the 30 Rockefeller Plaza gift shop.

  8. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the little picture telescope with a photo of Harry Reid’s junket to Thailand.

  9. Writer says:

    Origami ornaments made from dollar bills
    Because under Barack Hussein Osama the dollar has become cheaper than popcorn.

  10. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service evidence seizure tag labeled, “Gibson Guitar Corporation, Nov. 17, 2009.”

  11. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a green Hamas head scarf.

  12. Writer says:

    Proof that Barack Hussein Osama is not the Savior-he is the Anti-Christ.

  13. Writer says:

    Barack Hussein Osama’s contract with the Devil aka Rahm Emmanuelle

  14. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is the tiny manger scene showing all the Democrat Party and mainstream media elite staring in wonderment at a cradle containing the newborn Obama.

  15. Writer says:

    Barack Hussein Osama’s Wish List
    Correction: It is his Wanted List of everyone critical of him and his policies.

  16. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the depiction of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi on the mountain in the presence of Obama as the tablets inscribed with the Affordable Care Act are handed to them.

  17. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornaments on the White House Christmas tree…are the thousands of “Fast & Furious” Freedom of Information Act requests and Congressional subpoenas sent to the White House and the Justice Department.

  18. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…a snow globe containing the collective courage and integrity of America’s journalists.

  19. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is Teddy Kennedy’s favorite shot glass. The rest of us call it a “5-gallon bucket.”

  20. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is actually on the floor under it: an American flag.

  21. rodney dill says:

    The ‘Fiscal Cliffs and Ladders’ Board game.

  22. rodney dill says:

    The black Michelle angel tree topper, which was the only one with a butt big enough to accomodate a 40 foot spruce.

  23. Dohtimes says:

    …was just a shiny button on Janet Reno’s sweater, she had been stuck standing in that corner since Clinton left office.

    ,,,was the naked Barney Frank who was drunk and thought he was a squirrel.

    …was the protest sign put there by an atheist dyslexic animal rights group protesting Christmas and using a fir tree.

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