Straight Line of the Day: Weirdest Ornament on the White House Christmas Tree…

Posted on December 10, 2012 12:00 pm

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Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…

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74 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Weirdest Ornament on the White House Christmas Tree…”

  1. rodney dill says:

    A binder full of women.

  2. rodney dill says:

    Joe Biden’s underwear.

  3. g says:

    … A paper chain made of the constitution.

  4. jw says:

    a dog collar with BBQ sauce

  5. rodney dill says:

    A little baby Obama nativity scene.

  6. Mxymaster says:

    Harvey’s shrunken head

  7. Scott says:

    an iPod that constantly plays Obama’s “greatest” speeches.

  8. Scott says:

    a miniature bust of Winston Churchill.

  9. rodney dill says:

    Osama bin Ladin’s head.

  10. Alucard says:

    This hammer-and-sickle-shaped ornament that looks like a hammer and sickle.

  11. rodney dill says:

    A set of Evel Knievel “Fiscal Cliff Jumping Bungee cords.”

  12. Greg says:

    The dinner plate with Bo’s picture on it.

  13. DamnCat says:

    Boehner’s testicles

  14. E Pluribus Unum says:

    A lump of West Virginia coal.

  15. AT says:

    A sign saying, “THIS IS A HOLIDAY TREE, NOT A ******MAS TREE.”

  16. frogmouth says:

    The star at the top? Inside a crescent moon.

  17. Conservatarian says:

    …70 Virgin Mary’s

  18. zzyzx says:

    A statuette of Mohamed.

  19. rodney dill says:

    - Moroni’s gold plates
    – A Rick Perry “Don’t Mess With Taxes” bumper sticker

  20. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is Mitt Romney’s tax records.

  21. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is Harry Reid’s blow-up child.

  22. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…are the absentee ballots of America’s military. Good thing it’s a big tree.

  23. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a restraining order taken out by Michelle Obama against Sandra Fluke.

  24. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a model of the bus driven over Debbie Washerwoman Schultz.

  25. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a snowglobe of Bin Laden’s compound that Obama led SEAL Team 6 into.

  26. tomg51 says:

    …is the miniature prayer rug
    …is the burkha covering the entire tree
    …is the 2013 Acapulco Cliff-Diving attendee memento
    …is the snow-globe with an inhale pipe
    …is the candle burning at both ends
    …is the red garland at nearly the top labeled Iranian Nukes
    …is the shrunken wookie-head doll

  27. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the replica government-issued contraceptive Mary would have gotten if Republicans hadn’t waged war on lady parts.

  28. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the paper cutout reading “Property of the People’s Republic of China.” What? That wasn’t an ornament? My bad.

  29. rodney dill says:

    @DamnCat #13: …. and a snow globe filled with Boehner’s tears…

  30. Mike in OH says:

    A 1:24 scale model of Sandra Fluke’s diaphragm

  31. rodney dill says:

    …a diorama of desolation with two trunkless legs on a pedestal, on which the words appear, “My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”

  32. apostic says:

    …a Chirstmas angel made to look like Sandra Fluke. People worry about sticking on the top bit without a condom.

  33. rodney dill says:

    …and empty chair.

  34. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . a pewter sculpture of a dog on a Weber barbecue
    . . . a bong
    . . . one of the guns from the Fast and Furious operation

  35. Steve H says:

    Voodoo dolls of Rush, Sean, Laura, Michelle, etc…

  36. BJM2009 says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is made from a pair of Kerry Washington’s red lace panties.

  37. AT says:

    A banner along the base that says, “I didn’t decorate this.”

  38. K says:

    The tears of hippies mourning the poor slaughtered tree.

    Haahahahhhaaaa… Okay seriously, on the White House Holiday Tree there were pollster approved, non-offensive, non-denominational, bio-degradable, recycled, inclusive….

  39. CTCompromise says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the garland made entirely of dog collars buckled together.

  40. rodney dill says:

    …and ornament of lemmings running off a cliff.

  41. HokieGomer says:

    …was the cocaine flocking.

  42. a guy named Rob says:

    was the solar powered twinkie being slow roasted over a pile of burning US flags, rotated by union members making 100K / year for turning the twinkie for 10 minutes a day, that plays a “4 more years!!” chant when it flips over and can be converted into an free Obama phone. Sticker on bottom says Obama-care waiver sold separately.

  43. tanstaafl says:

    a snow globe containing a hospital (we could only hope)

  44. Dohtimes says:

    …was the loud speaker that periodically called Obama to prayer.

    …was the Santa with a bayonet in his back.

  45. Kent says:

    … instead of the traditional tinsel, Sandra Fluke’s used condoms.

  46. hoboat says:

    ….a proposed discount coupon book for food stamps.

  47. Kerkat says:

    …is all the star ornaments that were hung upside down.

  48. CTCompromise says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…the one that blamed Bush for cutting down the tree.

  49. CTCompromise says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…the one with Barak at the stable in the nativity scene.

  50. CTCompromise says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…milk bones

  51. 1Richard says:

    The “Chicago male-only spa” ornament

  52. RAML says:

    was a sign saying “I did this”

  53. Harvey says:

    @38 – “pollster approved, non-offensive, non-denominational, bio-degradable, recycled, inclusive”

    Are those the names of some of Obama’s reindeer? :-)

  54. Bad Science says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…
    A slice of baloney that every speech Obama has given is recoded on.

  55. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …is the one where the grouchy looking Santa is taking presents away from children…wait a minute, that’s not Santa at all -it’s Karl Marx!

  56. Writer says:

    Black Snow
    Becausze everyone knows that only White People are racist!

  57. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the dog whistle from the 30 Rockefeller Plaza gift shop.

  58. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the little picture telescope with a photo of Harry Reid’s junket to Thailand.

  59. Writer says:

    Origami ornaments made from dollar bills
    Because under Barack Hussein Osama the dollar has become cheaper than popcorn.

  60. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service evidence seizure tag labeled, “Gibson Guitar Corporation, Nov. 17, 2009.”

  61. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a green Hamas head scarf.

  62. Writer says:

    Proof that Barack Hussein Osama is not the Savior-he is the Anti-Christ.

  63. Writer says:

    Barack Hussein Osama’s contract with the Devil aka Rahm Emmanuelle

  64. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is the tiny manger scene showing all the Democrat Party and mainstream media elite staring in wonderment at a cradle containing the newborn Obama.

  65. Writer says:

    Barack Hussein Osama’s Wish List
    Correction: It is his Wanted List of everyone critical of him and his policies.

  66. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the depiction of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi on the mountain in the presence of Obama as the tablets inscribed with the Affordable Care Act are handed to them.

  67. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornaments on the White House Christmas tree…are the thousands of “Fast & Furious” Freedom of Information Act requests and Congressional subpoenas sent to the White House and the Justice Department.

  68. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…a snow globe containing the collective courage and integrity of America’s journalists.

  69. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is Teddy Kennedy’s favorite shot glass. The rest of us call it a “5-gallon bucket.”

  70. Manolo says:

    Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is actually on the floor under it: an American flag.

  71. rodney dill says:

    The ‘Fiscal Cliffs and Ladders’ Board game.

  72. rodney dill says:

    The black Michelle angel tree topper, which was the only one with a butt big enough to accomodate a 40 foot spruce.

  73. Dohtimes says:

    …was just a shiny button on Janet Reno’s sweater, she had been stuck standing in that corner since Clinton left office.

    ,,,was the naked Barney Frank who was drunk and thought he was a squirrel.

    …was the protest sign put there by an atheist dyslexic animal rights group protesting Christmas and using a fir tree.

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