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Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…

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  1. …is the miniature prayer rug
    …is the burkha covering the entire tree
    …is the 2013 Acapulco Cliff-Diving attendee memento
    …is the snow-globe with an inhale pipe
    …is the candle burning at both ends
    …is the red garland at nearly the top labeled Iranian Nukes
    …is the shrunken wookie-head doll

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  2. The tears of hippies mourning the poor slaughtered tree.

    Haahahahhhaaaa… Okay seriously, on the White House Holiday Tree there were pollster approved, non-offensive, non-denominational, bio-degradable, recycled, inclusive….

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  3. was the solar powered twinkie being slow roasted over a pile of burning US flags, rotated by union members making 100K / year for turning the twinkie for 10 minutes a day, that plays a “4 more years!!” chant when it flips over and can be converted into an free Obama phone. Sticker on bottom says Obama-care waiver sold separately.

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  4. Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is the tiny manger scene showing all the Democrat Party and mainstream media elite staring in wonderment at a cradle containing the newborn Obama.

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  5. Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the depiction of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi on the mountain in the presence of Obama as the tablets inscribed with the Affordable Care Act are handed to them.

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  6. Weirdest ornaments on the White House Christmas tree…are the thousands of “Fast & Furious” Freedom of Information Act requests and Congressional subpoenas sent to the White House and the Justice Department.

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  7. …was just a shiny button on Janet Reno’s sweater, she had been stuck standing in that corner since Clinton left office.

    ,,,was the naked Barney Frank who was drunk and thought he was a squirrel.

    …was the protest sign put there by an atheist dyslexic animal rights group protesting Christmas and using a fir tree.

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