Straight Line of the Day: What Do You Call a Group of Liberals?
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TechnoChitlins [High Praise!] says:
Why Are There So Many Bizarre Names For A Collection Of Animals?
Many of the terms are conspicuously cute like a cowardice of curs or a murder of crows. Others sound cuter than they are meant to be; a school of fish is a corruption of shoal of fish, which is an appropriate image. Some others: A hover of trout, a husk of hares, a labor of moles, an unkindness of ravens, a murmuration of starlings, a knot of toads, a gang of elk, a fall of woodcocks, a rafter of turkeys, a kindle of kittens, a pitying of woodcocks, a crash of rhinos, a congregation of plovers, and a bevy of roebucks.
What do you call a group of liberals?
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December 21st, 2012 at 12:05 pm
A dependence of leftists
December 21st, 2012 at 12:05 pm
Comrades
December 21st, 2012 at 12:06 pm
…It’s a trick question: why would you talk to a group of liberals?
December 21st, 2012 at 12:08 pm
A trove of morons
December 21st, 2012 at 12:08 pm
useful idiots
December 21st, 2012 at 12:09 pm
counterexample
December 21st, 2012 at 12:10 pm
A clusterf**k.
December 21st, 2012 at 12:13 pm
Useless
December 21st, 2012 at 12:13 pm
I seem to remember George Carlin coming up with a list that seemed appropriate.
December 21st, 2012 at 12:15 pm
A flock… now get the flock outta here.
December 21st, 2012 at 12:15 pm
Adios Amoebas
December 21st, 2012 at 12:16 pm
…at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
December 21st, 2012 at 12:16 pm
a stench
a swindle
a conspiracy
the Democratic party
the faculty of a university
the staff of the New York Times
a waste of DNA
a taxation
a deficit
The nouns for collections of animals, by the way, are called venereal nouns. I am not making this up.
December 21st, 2012 at 12:17 pm
A union.
December 21st, 2012 at 12:18 pm
Wombats – waste of my breath and time.
December 21st, 2012 at 12:18 pm
The unemployed.
December 21st, 2012 at 12:19 pm
an entitlement
December 21st, 2012 at 12:20 pm
To say, “Hey, Get offa my lawn.”
December 21st, 2012 at 12:21 pm
Obama voters.
December 21st, 2012 at 12:27 pm
This is easy – a “union”
December 21st, 2012 at 12:28 pm
How about a “delusion” of liberals
December 21st, 2012 at 12:30 pm
MSM
December 21st, 2012 at 12:32 pm
a dependance of liberals
a delusion of liberals
a stench of liberals
a whine of liberals
a rash of liberals
December 21st, 2012 at 12:35 pm
Congress
December 21st, 2012 at 12:35 pm
Though bacon ~~ for “union” of liberals.
December 21st, 2012 at 12:43 pm
a mob…
December 21st, 2012 at 12:50 pm
Pretty sure it’s still a “ravaging horde” of liberals. They sacked Europe a few times in the last millennium or two and now they’re sacking the US. Techniques may have changed, but pillage is still the end result.
December 21st, 2012 at 12:53 pm
Morally Obtuse
December 21st, 2012 at 12:54 pm
A “Steaming Pile” of Liberals.
December 21st, 2012 at 12:55 pm
A Sh!t Pot full of Liberals.
December 21st, 2012 at 12:56 pm
A-Pack-O-Libs-Now.
December 21st, 2012 at 12:57 pm
China.
December 21st, 2012 at 1:00 pm
A Septic Tank of Liberals.
December 21st, 2012 at 1:00 pm
A retardation of Liberals
An ignorance of Liberals
A choom of Liberals
An occupying of Liberals…(“occupation” might imply Liberals who actually work…we know that’s rarely so.)
A riot of Liberals
A tantrum of Liberals
A prevarication of Liberals
A defecation of Liberals
December 21st, 2012 at 1:02 pm
“Snoot”…….because if their Self Righteous Schnozola isn’t in the air, it’s in your Business.
December 21st, 2012 at 1:06 pm
A hallucination of Liberals
A delusion of Liberals
A criminality of Liberals
A hitchhike of Liberals
A poverty of Liberals
December 21st, 2012 at 1:17 pm
A Whine of Liberals
A Whimper of Liberals
A High Pitched Keen of Liberals
December 21st, 2012 at 1:18 pm
@Mrs. C – Thanks for the bacon.
December 21st, 2012 at 1:41 pm
A drain of liberals.
Is an a$$hole of liberals taken?
A urinal of liberals? (just pronounce it all Europeanish and they’ll never notice)
A cell of liberals.
A block of liberals
A klan of liberals…woops clan?
December 21st, 2012 at 1:45 pm
A cesspool of liberals
A turd of liberals
A sewer pipe of liberals
A suck my ass you pig f*cker! of liberals
December 21st, 2012 at 1:55 pm
How about ‘a pretense of liberals?’
December 21st, 2012 at 1:56 pm
The Harvard Alumni Association
December 21st, 2012 at 2:16 pm
A cemetery of liberals. Proper usage: “Cemeteries of liberals turned out to vote for President Obama.”
December 21st, 2012 at 2:20 pm
…a Fluke of liberals.
…abortion survivors.
December 21st, 2012 at 2:32 pm
Depends on whether your speaking of a group a females…(ie. “There goes a ‘harem’ of liberals”)
…or a group of males who wish they were female…(ie. “There goes ‘the entire cast of GLEE’”)
December 21st, 2012 at 2:36 pm
Little Green Footballs
December 21st, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Walking stench promoters ?
Mobile ,self-aware excrement ?
Flatworms with voiceboxes ?
Botflies with suspicious tastes ?
A hatching of dungbeetles ?
December 21st, 2012 at 2:38 pm
A Nuance of Liberals
An Annoyance of Liberals
December 21st, 2012 at 2:55 pm
A dearth of intelligence.
December 21st, 2012 at 3:03 pm
A wind tunnel (if they line up ear to ear)
December 21st, 2012 at 3:10 pm
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Masses of bacon to “dependence,” “clusterf**k” and “union.”
All I could think of was “plague.”
December 21st, 2012 at 3:14 pm
A COFFLE of Liberals
An Escargatoire of Liberals
December 21st, 2012 at 3:30 pm
Occupy Wall Street
Clueless
December 21st, 2012 at 3:34 pm
@Crabby Old Bat
An entitlement by Conservatarian is pretty good too.
December 21st, 2012 at 3:36 pm
A moon colony.
(Colony is a group of bats)
December 21st, 2012 at 3:37 pm
A gullible of Liberals
December 21st, 2012 at 3:37 pm
An overdose of Liberals
A chamberpot of Liberals
A neutering of Liberals
A petulence of Liberals
A fantasy of Liberals
A ranting of Liberals
A derangement of Liberals
A psychosis of Liberals
A conniption of Liberals
A bowelful of Liberals
A monkeywrench of Liberals
December 21st, 2012 at 3:39 pm
A freeload.
December 21st, 2012 at 3:51 pm
…a void surrounding sphincter of liberals.
…a Prius full of sphincters…oops, liberals.
…a sidewalk doody.
December 21st, 2012 at 3:59 pm
…a high colonic of low expectations.
…taxpayer ticks.
…axle grease for the Obama high speed railroading of America.
December 21st, 2012 at 4:01 pm
What do I call a group of liberals?
A bunch of f***ing idiots, that’s what I call them.
December 21st, 2012 at 4:03 pm
A cesspool of liberals. Since they swirl in a cesspool of situational ethics.
December 21st, 2012 at 4:05 pm
Trouble.
December 21st, 2012 at 4:15 pm
A Pariah of Liberals
December 21st, 2012 at 4:25 pm
a pace of maroons
December 21st, 2012 at 4:49 pm
A steaming pile of liberals
December 21st, 2012 at 5:05 pm
Zombies.
December 21st, 2012 at 5:05 pm
Compost.
December 21st, 2012 at 5:08 pm
Ugly bags of mostly water.
December 21st, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Brain dead.
Neurologically challenged.
Spastics.
December 21st, 2012 at 5:13 pm
a filth of occutards
a lazy of liberals
a delusion of democrats
December 21st, 2012 at 6:48 pm
A waste of protoplasm
December 21st, 2012 at 6:50 pm
A pontification of poltroons
December 21st, 2012 at 6:58 pm
A short-bus of liberals
December 21st, 2012 at 8:07 pm
Rodney Dill, while I appreciate that your idea of calling them wombats involves an acronym, I think that if you did so wombats might sue for defamation of character.
As to what I would call a group of liberals ( in mixed company anyway):
A Confusion
A Panic
A Hissyfit
A Tantrum
A Soviet
An Oppression
A Hypocratic Oaf
December 21st, 2012 at 8:22 pm
A smugness of Liberals
A condescension of Liberals
An idiocy of Liberals
A bleating of Liberals
A punching of Liberals
A palsy of Liberals
A biohazard of Liberals
December 21st, 2012 at 8:59 pm
A pestulance of liberals.
December 21st, 2012 at 11:06 pm
There are only three names for groups of anything.
Small Group = Squad. Ex. I took my squad of dogs out for a walk.
Medium Group = Swarm. Ex. Get out of the way of that swarm of moose.
Large Group = Rampaging Horde. Ex. I ate a rampaging horde of bacon for breakfast.
Liberals being neither man nor beast are given a different set of names for groups.
Small group of liberals is called a nuisance.
A medium sized group of liberals is called a migraine.
A large group of liberals is called a government.
December 22nd, 2012 at 7:08 am
Labor of lemmings
December 22nd, 2012 at 8:29 am
…a union?
December 22nd, 2012 at 8:46 am
A Cankle of Libs
December 22nd, 2012 at 11:12 am
…a pestilence of liberals
December 22nd, 2012 at 11:13 am
…an infestation of liberals
December 22nd, 2012 at 11:38 am
A group of unicorns is a blessing so liberals would be a Cursed Blessing
December 22nd, 2012 at 1:24 pm
A fine list indeed.
The one that tickled me the most……
“46. tomg51 says:
December 21st, 2012 at 2:36 pm
Little Green Footballs”
December 22nd, 2012 at 2:02 pm
An Obama of liberals.
December 22nd, 2012 at 3:09 pm
…a unicorns fart worth of intelligence of liberals.
…a back pocket full of liberals.
…tempting but not worth a felony conviction of liberals.
…a rebuke of Darwin of liberals.
December 23rd, 2012 at 12:33 am
If I were really insensitive and totally politically incorrect I would have to call them a target but I would never do that.
December 23rd, 2012 at 2:39 pm
…a whining of liberals
December 24th, 2012 at 12:34 am
a mistake of progressives
a misconception of progressives
a commune of progressives
a debt of progressives
an intention of progressives
a retrograde of pregressvies
I like union and congress, too
December 24th, 2012 at 8:03 pm
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