Car Laws vs. Gun Laws

[High Praise! to The Truth About Guns]

Here’s the first 10:

1- The private sale of a vehicle does not have to be reported to the state
2- A motor vehicle sale does not require a criminal background check
3- There is no limit to the capacity of horsepower a vehicle may have
4- A person can legally own a vehicle at any age
5- A vehicle can be operated in public as early as 16
6- There is no waiting period to buy a car
7- You can buy as many cars you want in a month
8- Students are allowed to bring their cars to school
9- There are no “car free zones”
10- Politicians do not create laws that ban the legal ownership of specific models of cars

Click here for the other 30.

And yes, on number 9, I’ll argue that there are plenty of places cars aren’t allowed to drive (like some national parks). Of course, if you go to one of these places, you could easily become stranded and die a horrible death, so car-free zones work about as well as gun-free zones.

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  1. Automatic cars should be illegal. Only politicians and their bodyguards should have them.
    You’ll just have to make do with your Hurst 4-speed…….

    No scary stuff, like “Boss”, “Hemi”, dual exhaust, rear spoilers, hood scoops…..

  2. @4 “When there is a terrible drunk driving accident…” democrats wouldn’t act on this in the past because it was probably Ted Kennedy at the wheel.

    Who needs six cylinders or God forbid eight. Shouldn’t two be enough for anybody? All that high capacity horse power needs to be reigned in to the point where if your car needs to get over a stick lying in the road you have to get out and push. That way if you crash into somebody it won’t kill them, heck they might not even know you are there.

    Relating cars to immigration…shouldn’t we stop calling them “stolen” cars? Maybe they should be undocumented automobiles and there has to be a path to ownership. So like, you know, you “acquire” an undocumented Ferrari you have to pay a $250 fine and do some paperwork or something. That should solve all the problems we have with “stolen” cars.

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