Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Bing Has Revealed That the Top Internet Search Trend for 2013 Is…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
Miss Anony lives!
Yippee! I’ve been judged and not found wanting.
Now all those other SLOtDs…
@2 – Don’t be greedy, just be grateful for what she’s already given you.
Heck, just be grateful she didn’t have such a good time without us that she never came back.
Groovy. But what about the last three of four straight lines still sitting out there unjudged and unloved? Must be nice having a union job where you only have to show up now and then. ;0)
@4 – Wait… this is a UNION job?
Frank owes me $15 and hour and coffee breaks!
Maybe Harvey can estimate the judging of the other straightlines and get a cookie subsidy from Anonymiss?
I thought you got paid by the laugh, Harvey.
Also, Frank should be paying himself $0.50/hr. as the sole improprietor… or the “entre manure” as I like to call greenhorn business people.
(Try as we might, we can’t get a rise out of Frank.)
Ya know…
you *could* try kissing up.
I hear that works.
I also have this really long driveway that’ll be needin’ some clearing this weekend…
Hey!
Frank owes me too!!
Or Keln.
Or Harvey.
Or…someone.
I’m sure I deserve some payment for this job…don’t I?
@9 – 50 pound sack of flour, maybe?
You put flour in your cookies, right?
I haven’t baked in a while…
I’ve got homemade beef stew ready for you, Miss Anony. Also, King, Silver and Pink salmon in the freezer from last fall’s fishing on the Nisqually.
Wha… nobody uses Bing? I switched all my browser landing pages to Bing last Easter when Google honored that historic holiday with a doodle observing Cesar Chavez’ birthday. The images Bing comes up with are always stunning AND respectful of this nation and its traditions.
Anonymiss, you have more than earned the right to judge what you wish to judge, so you don’t have to dig back into the archives again…I wasn’t very funny last week, so it’s OK…