Straight Line of the Day: Scientists Say Earth’s Magnetic Field Is Collapsing. The Solution…

Posted on January 30, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Scientists say the Earth’s magnetic field is collapsing. The solution…

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78 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Scientists Say Earth’s Magnetic Field Is Collapsing. The Solution…”

  1. Steve H says:

    @49 and I’ll return them to her when Anonymiss (or Keln) sets me up at NP to judge these SLotDs while Anonymiss is recovering from her Cookie Overdose.

  2. Steve H says:

    @50 but I won’t trap Harvey in a plastic jail cell (unless Mrs. Harvey thinks it’s a good idea…)

  3. Harvey says:

    @52 – You may trap away, as I’m currently between Mrs. Harveys

  4. Anonymiss says:

    Ban scientists.

  5. Anonymiss says:

    @53 You say that like you have a new one in mind…

  6. Harvey says:

    I can neither confirm nor deny the status or existence of any applicant.

  7. Anonymiss says:

    @56 Wow. You really DID go to law school. HUH.

    So that’s how it works nowadays, huh? You like, send in your resume or something?

  8. Steve H says:

    @53 – Do like I did. Hang out at Home Depot until a good one shows up. (Preferably alone.)

  9. Harvey says:

    @57 – Actually I learned “I can neither confirm nor deny…” in the Navy. Easy way to maintain security without hurting people’s feelings.

    Anyway, you can send in a resume if you want.

    If it’s attached to a cookie, I… might… read it…

  10. Anonymiss says:

    @59 Cookies at IMAO are for clever commenters, Harvey. I can’t believe I have to explain this to you. So comment cleverly, already… πŸ˜›

  11. Harvey says:

    I’d also accept just a cookie as your resume.

    Then I’d DEFINITELY get to it.

  12. Anonymiss says:

    Huh.

    I’m thinking you’ve got this backwards, somehow.

    I’m thinking you should send *me* a resume.

    We’ll see if I have time to peruse it.

    I am awfully busy these days…

  13. Anonymiss says:

    @49 Thank you Steve H. :)

  14. Harvey says:

    @62 Here ya go:

    Harvey’s Resume

    1966-2014 – Being awesome

  15. Anonymiss says:

    @64 Oh BOY.

    You forgot “Humble”.

    Geeeeeeez.

  16. Harvey says:

    @65 – Ya know, I *was* gonna list that, but then I thought “nah… that’d just sound like bragging”

  17. Anonymiss says:

    @66 Well….I may consider this resume…

    if it came with a cookie. :)

  18. Harvey says:

    @67 – Well, I’ve got some Oreos in the cupboard. Might be a little stale. Will that do? πŸ˜€

  19. Anonymiss says:

    Ummm no. Ugh.

    Try a little harder.

  20. Harvey says:

    *checks freezer*

    Homemade sugar cookies

    *checks fridge*

    Homemade vanilla buttercream frosting

    Some assembly required.

  21. Anonymiss says:

    I’ll wait.

    Drums fingers on table…

  22. Harvey says:

    For what?

    Cookies don’t assemble themselves

    *slides knife, frosting, and cookies over towards Anonymiss*

  23. Anonymiss says:

    *Looks at pile of cookie parts* *Looks away*

    Just so you know, I have many virtues. Patience isn’t one of them.

    *Begins drumming fingers on table again*

  24. Harvey says:

    *looks at sassy girl*

    *looks at frosting*

    *grabs a fingerful*

    *dollops it onto Anonymiss’s nose*

  25. Anonymiss says:

    I believe, sir, that you have just started a frosting war.

    Be very afraid…

  26. Harvey says:

    I’ve got vanilla, maple, almond, lemon, and raspberry.

    Choose your weapon…

  27. Anonymiss says:

    Ooh. I want raspberry. It tastes the best AND it stains the most…

    And it stains PINK… πŸ˜›

  28. Harvey says:

    Raspberry it is…

    *tosses Anonymiss a tub of pink frosting*

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