EdThePastor [High Praise!] mentioned an event I somehow missed over the summer: PETA smugly asking people to present their best argument for eating bacon on Twitter.
I’m listing one link to some collected responses below, but you can find more by Googling “PETA eating bacon”
Traina Thoughts: PETA asks people why they eat bacon and it doesn’t go well
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Why should you eat bacon?
1) Because its there.
2) Why should you breathe?
3) Its not going to eat itself.
4) Hitler didn’t eat bacon.
5) Not eating bacon will send the signal that the Terrorists have won.
6) Sorry, no habla stupid.
7) If I didn’t you would just have more for yourself you selfish b*stard!
8) Every time you eat a piece of bacon and Angel gets its wings.
9) Everyone who has not eaten bacon has eventually died. Think about it.
10) It was the 12th commandment, but got lost during the printing on stone tablets process.
Is giving bacon to this overkill?
.. and for the conspiracy nuts out there:
(11) Bacon is Shakespeare.
You can eat bacon on Twitter?
Stuff that is not bacon: Another name for the Periodic Table.
If the person who wrote The Twelve Days Of Christmas had included a line about bacon he would be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.