America seems to be in some sort of custody dispute with Pakistan over Rami Binalshibh (and what is up with this photo; is he like totally baked, or what?). Germany threatened to further complicate things by also calming custody, but they ended up backing down like a good European country. Anyway, maybe America and Pakistan can broker some deal between them where they share joint custody, America getting him most of the time to subject him to psychological torture, while Pakistan can get him every other weekend to beat him and pull his finger nails out and what not.

Somehow, though, I don’t think America will have as much trouble getting custody of a terrorist in Pakistan as they do little American girls in Saudi Arabia.