Entry Number 4 in the IMAO “What Countries Suck” Survey: Portugal
Verdict: Where is Portugal?

Portugal is cautioning Bush on Iraq. Why do they even get to register an opinion? I’ve heard of Portugal before, but I can’t remember if it’s in Europe or South America. You could blame my ignorance of geography for that, but I blame Portugal for being so insignificant that’s its never in the news for me to know anything about it. I don’t get it how all these silly little countries can just come up to the president of the United States and tell us what to do. There are like a thousand countries – most of them not even worth mentioning. Can America really be expected to keep track of them all? What Portugal should do is tell their opinion to either Britain or Brazil (according to whatever continent it’s actually on), and, if that country considers it important enough, then they can pass it on. Hierarchies, yo.

5 Comments

  1. Dear ignorant. If it wasn’t for Portugal, Christopher Columbus would not have discovered us. We would be ripe with Indians, and perhaps you would have been running around whooping, in a loin cloth, little formal schooling and never having left your village. But I can still bet you would have had better georgraphy skills than you have now.

  2. Portugal was the biggest country in the world when u grand grand grand grand mot
    her was sucking some cocks on indians !!!
    Your ignorance shows the lack of inteligence of your country!!!SPUPIDS AMERICANS !!!
    U will fall like every empire!!!!
    No ones can escape destiny !!!
    The World History teach us that!!!! Evert empire As a raise and a fallen…soo prepare to fall !!!
    YOur arrogance and prepotence gone be your DOOM!!! BITCHES!!!
    But hey…u got to read and study and open your eyes for know that rigth ?!?! lolololol
    DUMB!!!

  3. Hey you moronic imbicale you spelled stupid wrong which homestly surprises me because you must hear it a lot. Maybe if you stopped watching your little commie-pig news and stepped into the real world for a sec you could put things in perspective. Here’s an intelligent list, or sorry smart list(we know how big words confuse commies) of why you are, well a commie:
    1) You’re a pansy-ass liberal who wants everyone to be paid the same amount no matter the job or amount of work it entails.
    2) You obviously hate those better off then you.
    3)You believe anything advancing is bad, that’s why you hate capitalism
    4)Thinking for yourself is probably a scary thought for you.
    5)If it isn’t approved by the Party you probably think it isn’t worth while.
    It really i almost an infinate list but I must add one last point:
    6) You suck! (Fuque le French!) Revolution that you Communist bastard

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