Not only do the Palestinians have to deal with Israeli occupation and the evil evil settlers who are always… uh… settling (believe me; it’s bad), but, on top of that, they keep getting killed from their shoddy Palestinian phones which tend to explode. Poor bastards. We should start a charity to get Palestinians phones that are less demolitions prone – maybe some of those cool flip-top cell phones. We can give them to the Israeli intelligence to distribute as they seem to know who needs phones.