I said I wasn’t going to post today, but I’m a goddamn liar.
Anyway, I have some pictures of me for the Peace Gallery. Here is a sample:

As you notice, the shirt has a nice slimming effect (I weigh over 300 pounds). That’s my trusty Colt 1991 just visible at my right hip.
Kim du Toit was the first to get a picture out (thanks to Mrs. du Toit for taking it). He says a bunch of mean things about me, thinking that just because he has an AK-47 with a 40-rd magazine he can get away with it. Well… he’s probably right. Then again, he is miles and miles away from me, so I might as well insult him back.
So what’s with the size of that magazine? You compensating for something?
Anyway, the reason I haven’t bought his Nation of Riflemen mug or lunchbox is that I already have a Rachel Lucas mug and a tin G.I. Joe lunch box to take to elementary school (dented by the heads of many would be bullies). Quick quiz, complete this phrase: “And now I know…”
Still, that large size mug du Toit has would save me more trips to the coffee pot, thus increasing my productivity at work. Also, if I had a kid, it would be neat to send him to school with a “Nation of Riflemen” lunchbox. He’d probably be suspended from some zero tolerance rule, though. Hopefully, if I one day have kids, they’ll be smart enough to learn quite quickly not to trust me.
I want to get the Peace Gallery up and running soon, but I’m still thinking of how to organize it (any suggestions would be appreciated since I’m not the most experienced with web design). I like the idea of each person being able to have a short description along with their picture. Also, photoshopping is okay (all my pictures are of me standing where I hope to one day be a pool table; maybe I could put myself somewhere more exciting) but you have to actually be wearing an actual Nuke the Moon t-shirt. Otherwise, you’re subverting capitalism which makes you a Commie.
Wait, didn’t I say less t-shirt whoring next week? Oh yeah, next week starts tomorrow.