Let’s see… I’m tired so
I’m just going to Technorati and link to people
Nice enough to link to me. Then you can click right back to me.
Kind of a cool idea (at least to me).
I’m going to start with dyoder who does a plug of my
Nuke the Moon t-shirt.
Good for him.
Thanks to Laurence Simon for also plugging my shirt
Once he had a traffic surge due to his international fame.
My word, Dead Ends argues Rumsfeld should be fired!
Egads!
Instapundit got called names. Boo-hoo.
Sure, I would like Oprah to mention me.
Sure been a big week for me with my blog.
Might need a little break, so I’m taking tomorrow off from blogging.
Also, expect 60% less t-shirt whoring next week.
Really!
Type to you later!
Archive of entries posted on 20th June 2003
The Frank J. Theme Song
While in my first caption contest I got over eighty entries, almost no one tried to caption my last one. I guess the picture was too scary (anyone know what type of monkey that is, BTW?). So I declare myself the winner with my title caption of:
“Buy My T-shirt, or I Won’t Kill This Monkey”
Thus I get the prize of having a song written in my honor. Actually, this is a song I wrote some time ago when I one day decided I needed a theme song.
So here it is…
Frank Answers: Bounced E-mails and Psychic Powers
Meryl Yourish from a secluded island in the Pacific writes:
I got a letter back from with one of those messages that said it failed to deliver my email to the recipient. It was my letter to you on the Hulk and Rumsfeld fight. Yet you answered the letter without having received it. Can you explain this miracle? Does it have anything to do with the shirts?
Yes, I didn’t want to mention it because it has not been confirmed by scientists, but my Nuke the Moon t-shirt gives me psychic powers. I am able to tell what a person is going to e-mail me and respond even without seeing the e-mail!
Actually, when you e-mail THISISSPAMTHISISSPAMe who thought I never received your subtitle submissions, I did receive them and summarily rejected them… if that makes you feel better.
So, until I get my mailbox cleaned out, just ignore the bounce back messages.
More Frank Answers™ later!
…if I feel like it. Actually, screw you; you write some funny posts. I’ve been writing for the whole week and I feel burnt out now.
Ah, I shouldn’t take it out on you, my readers. Didn’t get much sleep last night so I just didn’t have time or energy to think of something to post today. I should have just pulled something from my ancient archives of funny stuff and put that up… oh, I have the perfect thing! But I’m at work now, so it will have to wait until I get home about 5pm. But it will be great!
Until then, for those of you who have received your shirts by now, here is how to turn it into a cool ninja mask. Sure, you’re saying, I can do that with any black t-shirt, but only the Nuke the Moon t-shirt gives you actual ninja powers!
Oh, and I have been putting secret messages in my Links of the Day™ for like a week now; did anyone notice?
And the Winner Is…
Congratulations to Mike Krempasky of Krempasky.com and Pave France for coming up with the winning entry:
“Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated.”
Out of 928 votes cast, it recieved 250 (27%).
Here are the other totals:
You can have any humor you like as long as it’s black. 63 votes (7%)
…because where you work won’t let you look at porn. 144 votes (16%)
…truth, lies, and everything in between 36 votes (4%)
Let’s play Cowboys and Liberals! 85 votes (9%)
…throwing grenades, seeing what blows up 79 votes (9%)
…political satire from the mind of a clever and gifted ninja fighting, monkey hating, katana wielding engineer 44 votes (5%)
…infinite possibilities; finite intelligence 109 votes (12%)
…riding the Cycle of Violence since July 9th, 2002 83 votes (9%)
…a weapon of laugh destruction 35 votes (4%)
I voted for “…a weapon of laugh destruction” which came in last place; show you what I know.
For those who didn’t win, you don’t have to feel like a loser, because you can still buy a Nuke the Moon t-shirt, and anyone who wears one feels like a winner! As for Mike Krempasky, if he wishes to take a picture of himself triumphantly wearing his t-shirt, he’ll have a special place for him in the Peace Gallery.
Thanks to everyone who participated, either submitting entries or voting. Now we just need to slowly get used to the new banner. It will be weird at first, but soon we’ll all soon love it.