Congratulations to Mike Krempasky of Krempasky.com and Pave France for coming up with the winning entry:
“Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated.”
Out of 928 votes cast, it recieved 250 (27%).
Here are the other totals:
You can have any humor you like as long as it’s black. 63 votes (7%)
…because where you work won’t let you look at porn. 144 votes (16%)
…truth, lies, and everything in between 36 votes (4%)
Let’s play Cowboys and Liberals! 85 votes (9%)
…throwing grenades, seeing what blows up 79 votes (9%)
…political satire from the mind of a clever and gifted ninja fighting, monkey hating, katana wielding engineer 44 votes (5%)
…infinite possibilities; finite intelligence 109 votes (12%)
…riding the Cycle of Violence since July 9th, 2002 83 votes (9%)
…a weapon of laugh destruction 35 votes (4%)
I voted for “…a weapon of laugh destruction” which came in last place; show you what I know.
For those who didn’t win, you don’t have to feel like a loser, because you can still buy a Nuke the Moon t-shirt, and anyone who wears one feels like a winner! As for Mike Krempasky, if he wishes to take a picture of himself triumphantly wearing his t-shirt, he’ll have a special place for him in the Peace Gallery.
Thanks to everyone who participated, either submitting entries or voting. Now we just need to slowly get used to the new banner. It will be weird at first, but soon we’ll all soon love it.
Speaking of “Unmedicated”…..
“Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld has suggested that the homicide rate in Baghdad is lower than that in the nation’s capital.”
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A14422-2003Jun19.html
The Rumsfeld Strangler hard at work?
Does that statistic include his stranglings?
I think it must. This is also easily explained by the fact that Buck is back in the States and not in Iraq killin foriegners.
Damn monkeys! Stole my name out of the limelight. I hate them! I hate them all!
Ha ! I am a superior being like Frank. Frank and I both chose the same one to win!(a weapon of laugh destruction) But, alas my team didn’t win…I guess it comes from living in Minnesota and rooting for the Twins and Vikings too much.
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i voted for a weapon of laugh destruction too theres just not enough people like us to make the world a better place
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You wouldn’t get far in life not saying “is”
Imitation being the sincerest form of flattery, I have decided to have a contest! It’s a movie knowledge quiz, with a twist. I am going to give ten movie quotes that have become part of my family jargon. You need…