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I guess there will never be any first one for this one.
ha! thanks for the early laugh. so tacky. so funny.
Don’t see why it shouldn’t work – you guys have already got the “friendly fire” version with the second muzzle at right angles to the first.
Frank,
Why not send the first one, gratis, to John Kerry?
It could always spray acid, have you thought about an acid spraying gun of some kind?
Why do you guys always have bad ideas. Terrorists don’t need to be genius. All they have to do is to load here and find the recommendations and ideas. Dave, spray yourself.
Dave, do you plan also to give the “GO” word ?
Virgin question
I know you have had expert Mormons on your website helping out with questions on theology, and hope that you may also have some Muslim experts.
My question is –How long do they stay virgins in Heaven? Do you put the old ones out with the trash every Thursday and wait for FedEx to deliver new ones? Or do you send them to the plastic surgeon in the Virgin Islands (no kidding) who is an expert in hymen repair? Or do you not actually touch them, which kind of moots the point of whether they are virgins or not.
And as one of your previous correspondents pointed out -wouldn’t 72 steamy, stroppy wenches make a better paradise than a bunch of tittering, schoolgirl virgins -imagine Britney Spears times 72!!!
It’s a Glock! My god Frank, why would anyone use such an awful piece of equipment! Any self-respecting terrorist or Islamic Jihadist would at least by a Kahr or a Beretta.
and thats supposed to be “buy,” not “by.”
Anyone else notice that the guy (of course it’s a guy) with the tacky, moronic comment “forgot” to include his name?
Haggus….a beretta!!!!!cripes…you call that a quality firearm?? how bout an h&k or a 1911. and kahr’s are great guns, just a little dinky.
the Cavtrooper
Made by those crazy Israelis, no doubt (the Desert Eagle).
And notably, the disclaimer does not tell you not to use this while intoxicated. What happens if you miss because you’re too drunk to use it?
And will this be marketed in the US?
I’m not a moron -you are
And coincidentally, the name is guile
And since you’re probably too stupid to read the newspapers, there was a recent article in the Natinal Post (Canada) about a plastic surgeon relocating to the Virgin Islands to perform said surgery -I can’t imagine why.
And jonag, why don’t you shorten it to nag.
And one more thing nag, in case you didn’t notice, the original gun ad included a reference to the special benefits of getting a 73rd virgin in heaven.
Franky baby
Me and my lesbian friend are really looking forward to buying this gun. We need some extra kick nowadays, cause we are getting bored.
Les
Frank,
Can u get me the address of the lickable lady in the jeans from the ‘Annoy a Liberal!’ ad.
She could do with some of my hands on experience 😀
Les
Naah, it won’t work. I mean, where are you going to find a terrorist stupid enough….
Never mind.
Listen “guile”,
Yes, I know about the “surgery” you are referring to. Maybe you should pull out a dictionary (you know what a dictionary is, right?) and look up the words “class” and “crass”. I’m sure you will see your picture under one of these definitions.
I’m sure the advertisement and high cost are just there to generate demand in the terrorist markets. When all the terrorist want one there’ll be special “free give away” that puts these into the hands of terrorists everywhere. (You’ll have to ignore the rumors that one of the firing pins doesn’t quite work, possibly the forward firing one…)
My, my Nag
Aren’t we selective in our sensitivities. You apparently aren’t offended by the black humour of a two-way firing handgun to be used by shaheed (look that up in an Arabic dictionary, if you have one) in murdering innocents, but you are offended by my little message. And as I previously mentioned, the original ad made reference to the 73 vrgns to be found in Paradise.
And in case you also have an english dictionary, you might want to look up satire (and then satyr). The very point of my missive was to point out the objectification of wimmin and vrgns in the paradise promised to shaheed (that word again).
And I hear there’s another doctor relocating to Ass-tralia to perform a similar operation. You may want to look him up once you’re finished with your etymological exploits.
Yours in sisterhood
Guile
My Dear Guile,
Frank’s funny. You’re not.
Hey Limey Wanker 2
What’s amazing is the way the the Americans managed to design the friendly fire gun so that it only hits Limeys. And as long as the second muzzle is at left-angles, what’s the harm?
Hey Nag,
As a humourless sister, how would you know what’s funny or not? And if I were as funny as Frank, I’d be competing for a job at NOR.
Yours in humourless sisterhood
Guile
Hey Guile! Since, by your inference, you are female, shouldn’t your name be guirle??!! Get it?? Guirle??!! See, I’m funny!! Ha ha ha!!
I have to go with Jonag on that one… besides, everyone knew that Blanca ruled Guile.
Nag,
Go back to your dictionary and look up the difference between an implication and an inference. As a helpful hint, the speaker implies something (without saying it directly) and the listener infers something (without hearing it directly). I believe that you made the inference, not me.
You may be funny, at least in your opinion, but you’re not articulate.
And how do you make the inference that I’m a female. Are you telling me that a male can not support the cause? Is it exclusionary? Have I bumped into a blue-ceiling?
Yours in support of, but apparently not permitted to be in membership of, the sisterhood.
Grrrrl
Guile,
Did you obtain your degree in English at Carnegie Mellon University?
Why is there always arguing in my comments page now! Everyone be nice!
Morphius don’t be silly. Guile had the amazingly powerful backwards flip kick thingy that spanked Blanca whenever the beast did his little air roll. All Guile had to do was not get bit in the face.
Beretta is great. I got to visit one of their plants. They even have a cool museum in DC.
HK is German man, buy American. Then again, when HK USA opens….
Kahr will make big guns eventually. A 9mm is nice if nothing else to target practice cheaply with.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I throw up when I just see the one. Then again 72 Spears would make a decent hell, so lets roll with that idea. Personaly I think heaven would probably play alot of Carl Orf.
Hey Frank, I bet accuracy testing phase was tuff on your product testers 🙂
“What’s amazing is the way the the Americans managed to design the friendly fire gun so that it only hits Limeys.”
It hits mouthy Canadians too.
Hey Daniel Tex-ass,
Did you hear that when Alaska joined the Union, Texas was upset as it would no longer be the largest state in the union. Alaska told Texas to shut up, or Alaska would divide in two and Texas would be the third largest state.
Funny, huh
Guile
About virgins, all creatures are in the paradise of God, so when they say virgins, they don’t specifically precise women. It could be a goat, or a donkey too, to be virgin.
Thanks Amphi, at last an answer (partial) to my question.
But I’m confused, too. Are you saying that a donkey suicide bomber gets 72 vrgn donkeys? Or are you saying that a human (I use the word reluctantly) suicide bomber gets an odd assortment of vrgns?
And given Nag’s extreme sensitivities, I hesitate to bring this up, but what heavenly delights await a female suicide bomber?
Thanks again
You know Guile, I am not good at theology, so I guess that women suicide bombers, if virgins get male suicide bombers. They organize their wedding in the other world, which may be the reason why there are more and more suicide bombers because they fear that there are not enough women in paradise. I mean, that there are more donkeys or goats than women. After all, they say that they will get virgins, but they don’t say when !
How long does it take for an old woman who dies to become young again and be back a virgin ? We don’t know, as we don’t know if the time the old women become young again to be back virgins, those who suicide, being very young, do not come back to be babies… but baby girls, because there are less demands in paradise.
Thanks Amphi,
If a female suicide bomber gets 72 male bombers, are they put back together first, or does she get 72 garbage bags full of suicide bombings?
And, is the heavenly wedding ceremony anything like the Mormon show in the temple?
Guile
P.S. Amphi, have you ever visited http://www.engrish.com?
You guys are missin the point – they stay virgins. Forever! Get it? No change. That means….
The suicide bombers are really in hell!
I don’t know guys but the point is that I think that those committing suicide bombing don’t make the difference between living in hell and dieing in hell.
Islam is not a religion that teaches to love, only to marry and have children. I guess that most mothers don’t have love for their children, most fathers don’t have love for their wives and most women literally hate their husband.
I thought HK USA is open. I am most partial to Kimber though. DOnt buy Smith & wesson, those motherf’ers coddle the anti-gunners.
the CavTrooper
Guirle,
Did you mean to say “National” Post in your second comment? I thought so. Hmmmmmm?
Or maybe it’s the Natal Post, that is only written for natal.
Hell again Hag, I though you had bugged out
I think you’ll agree that there’s a difference between typos, which are common in e-mail, and grammatical mistakes/poor word usage. The former indicates a lesser ability to type (you’re not a professional typist, are you?, while the latter indicates an inability to forumulate and clearly express coherent thoughts. Birds of a different feather, wouldn’t you say.
And since you may not have seen it, you should know that I went to the effort to correct your grammar in another IMAO thread. For your reference, it is not necessary to insert an apostrophe in “yours” to indicate the possessive.
Thanks are not necessary.
Grill
Oh but I did see it!! Thank you!! 🙂
Hag,
As American waitresses are wont (look it up)to say ad nauseam “You’re well-come”.
Guirly,
As one famous American waitress was wont to say: “Kiss my grits!” (Or do Canadians know that one?)
Guile, are you pedant or is that only snobbism from you ?
You know, life has tough me one thing. One can be bad in grammar, even in orthography if his ideas are upon the common sense to lighten the imagination in a way or an other. Everybody knows to write, being right or being wrong, but to have the good ideas, and having the sense to express them is a lot more difficult.
I am very surprise to see that with a so high sense of knowledge there is not any link to your own blog. Why is that ? Don’t you have readers ? Or are you so poor of your own ideas that the less you can do is comment on other people’s blog to criticize their grammar or their orthography, if not about their ideas.
Any one who is a professional knows that it is difficult to write a paper everyday. Everyone who is a professional knows that it is difficult to have the readers back everyday, and Frank sure, may be not perfect, but he has the courage to keep on the long distance and assume all the mistakes that writing everyday may involve.
I am not sure Guile that you have much guts about making your ideas a priority to your appearance, and you have so many names that we don’t even know which is your real appearance.
You have more to learn from Frank than him from you.
Hello again Amphi,
And we were getting on so nicely with your learned dissertation on Muslim theology and family relationships.
If you go back and review my correspondence with Hag, I don’t think you’ll find any criticism of Frank’s opus by me. You’ll also find that my correspondence with Hag started with her/him cricizing my work, not vice versa.
IF you’re suggesting that I should start my own blog, I’m flattered, but I’m not foolish enough to believe that I could even to hope to aspire to Frank’s level.
And finally Amphi, did you teach yourself to speak engrish, or did you learn from the website?
why do all of the comments of the superb postings of frankj always end with more verbal destruction between amphytron and others? i mean, amphy is obviously stupid, but why do we feel the need to continously point this fact out? coment on the pst, then leave. take your petty feuds where i dont have to read them.
why do all of the comments of the superb postings of frankj always end with more verbal destruction between amphytron and others? i mean, amphy is obviously stupid, but why do we feel the need to continously point this fact out? coment on the pst, then leave. take your petty feuds where i dont have to read them.
why do all of the comments of the superb postings of frankj always end with more verbal destruction between amphytron and others? i mean, amphy is obviously stupid, but why do we feel the need to continously point this fact out? coment on the pst, then leave. take your petty feuds where i dont have to read them.
Guile, I don’t speak engrish.
Sorry Hag, I didn’t see you hiding behind Amphi’s post
I don’t know about waitresses, but a Canadian waiter might say “Kiss my (Canadian) bacon”
Grilly
Guile, Jonag is not hiding behind anyone, but that’s female solidarity !
The coalition of the witty, wetty, wonder women.
Madman,
You need to look back over this comment section. It’s not Amphi doing the insulting here. So far Guile and insulted me, Dave from Texas and Amphi. She’s a regular Don Rickles I tell ya’! (Don’t tell her who Don Rickles is, she’s Canadian).
In the words of the Black-Eyed Peas (I know, a bunch of commies, but whatever)-
“Where is the love?”
Oh and I love the Martyr-Gun Frank, but I’m still waiting for the t-shirt contest (and my spring break starts tomorrow- yay for San Diego!- so hurry up!)
Witty and wetty!!!
I can’t breathe….
And I meant metaphoricaly, as I didn’t see her post above your meanderings.
Grilly
Wetty is refering to the T-shirt of course… I would not have said smelly or hippy or cheesy women. And wonder is refering to a TV serie called wonder women, the bio-technic woman that has extra powers such jumping up to a building and hearing for miles around.
Wonder woman can screw an man with one hand only.
Amphi,
Where I come from Amphi, that’s not called screwing. And we know who Don Rickles is -one of the unfunniest people alive -unlike Canadian John Candy, who is dead.
In fact, Witty, Wonder Women is enough. It makes 3W.
Ghoul,
Better to be un-funny and alive then (but you already know that, don’t you?).
Guile, obviously, we are not talking about the same scews.
Anyway, I did not know who Don Rickles is, neither John Candy actually.
Thanks for sticking up for me, Amphi.
Everyone else be nice to Amphi.
Hag
How about being funny but undead -like the werewolves of London?
Amphi
Don Rickles in an unfunny American comedian who makes a living insulting people in sophomoric way.
John Candy was a supremely talented Canadian thespian on stage and screen.
Ghul
About screws, I have read a story this morning which is Jew humor.
A man, Levi, owner of a nails factory in France ask Goldberg to make a campaign to sell his nails and Goldberg make prints in the metro saying “Levi’s nails, the only nails that live for 2000 years”. It made a scandal calling the Jews anti-Christ so Goldberg made an other campaign with the Christ down the cross saying “If at least it would have be Levi’s nails”.
Thank you Frank, thank you Jonag.
BerkeleyGirl, the love is in the Garden of Love of Singapore.
Amphi
Tres drole.
Gull
Did anyone notice that its an a Glock 17? Shouldn’t it be a Glock 22. I thought 9mm was considered sissy in here
Cavtrooper is right. S&W can take a leap to hell. Their crappy automatic handguns. And their shithead anti-gun lovers
Kimbers suck!!! I have 2 of them and they constantly fail. Kimbers excuse was they were shipped with the wrong parts.
Para Ordnance is , hands down, the best 1911 on the market
Have a cavalry day!!!!!
Amphi,
Just one more thing.
You said that in “wetty”, you were referring to the t-shirt, of course.
This must be a Parisian phenomenon, as we have not heard of it over here.
What does it mean?
Guile`
Guile, you did not follow the conversation. It was once suggested by BerkeleyGirl that the picture for the model contest would be taken with wet T-shirts for the chest to be more modeled which makes women more sexy, and consequently more influenceable.
A man has more wit when talking to a wetty girl, that’s what I meant.
The power of large round bosoms is not only a legend. You should see Julia Roberts in Erin Brockovich about this. It is really true.
You should see this too.
Amphi,
Thank you so much.
Now I understand that if Hag had been wetty this morning, I would have been wittier and we wouldn’t have had to hijack this thread for the rest of the day.
Merci, Merci.
Ow, all the fighting. One could do an article on different personalities of IMAO readers duking it out. It could be title “In my blog” ™.
Cav, how does S&W support gun-control losers? I never heard that before.
For some one who is offended by porn, you sure do find alot.
Guile,
Don’t be so rude. Jonag is married and consequently is not supposed to please anyone else than her dear husband.
Anyway, as most men always suggest that they are more intelligent than women, at least, you should have tried to control yourself on this and be more friendly to everyone.
And I should add that married women have a duty being not kind with other men that are not kind or worse are rude. A woman is only supposed to pardon her husband or at least to support his mistakes.
But, well, that’s the kind of discussion we don’t have with bad men. I prone the solidarity of women to defend all each other against men who are blocked heads.
Amphi,
We don’t know if guile is a man or woman. For all we know Guile is a She-it (say it real fast).
Monster Kabasue,
IMAO is Frank’s blog, and Frank is a single man, so the pictures I post here do not disturb anything around him or anything private.
And I am offend by porn, but I am not stupid. This picture is not porn, it is erotism, or sensuality or what ever you call it. You know, for very long, women have been the main subject of painters and we find them nude everywhere in town and in galleries. There is a large difference between being naked and having porn pauses. A naked women can be beautiful without being a bitch you know. She can even be sensual without having to share her sex with a dozen men. Women are free nowadays about a lot of this, and don’t misunderstand porn with anything else. Porn is a lot more rude and bank notes with a top less woman.
But all this depends of the way you see it of course.
And to answer the porn thing you are talking about, it was sent to me for security reasons. That is all, and I am absolutely chaste about this. Now, when you have dirt to say about the women, try to chose other targets than me, because you are not friendly to me.
Jonag, I think that Guile is the Limey, and consequently is a woman talking of her as He. She thinks she is a man, tough.
🙂
Strange, I was thinking the same thing!
And one thing more Monster Kabasue, don’t misunderstand women’s nature with extravagant pornography.
Woman, that’s not really their fault are naturally sensual, and are naturally erotic and have natural everyday’s life attitudes that they are not guilty about. Those who are guilty are those who take those attitudes to make them become the purpose of merchandizing. As I wrote it before, if men would be gentlemen, they would take their shirt to cover the top less girl. Nowadays, men are not gentlemen, and when they see a top less girl, they only try to abuse her arguing that being a woman, she is guilty of the way the man are regarding her.
Personally, I consider that top less women are not more guilty than top less men. The only thing women have are chest. My God, chest. You know, this thing that got milk when sucked by a baby.
Men are sick and don’t understand a clue about life and if the world becomes mad, it is because of men of the way how they see women, and the way how they compensate their lack of intelligence with firing weapons.
The world would be a lot more peaceful with women, but most their power have been taken out. It is not even given them the right to advocate their right being women without taking the risks being bitches, trolls, porn thing and so ever.
Beurk, beurk, beurk and bang.
I am lucky to have had my best friends in the military, and I am very lucky because they were men. I have learnt much more with them about my rights than most the civilians who pretend to be gentlemen. I don’t say that militaries are “clean”, but I say that they know the limits. And everywhere in life there are limits, which is precisely what makes freedom.
So, to sum up, this picture was pretending to explain women’s power, and I have posted it, because we were talking about the contest for a model of IMAO’s shirts.
And top less men also have a lot of power. The only thing is that it is permitted to them being sensual while it is forbidden to women.
So girl, the freedom of speech comes from the freedom being top less !
anyone else really starting to like Amphy now?
In Indonesia, old women and married women are very often seen top less. Those who cover their chest are young unmarried girls.
I actually have removed my shirt to cover a topless girl, and I pretty much agree with everything that Amphitryon said. Oh yeah, and you want a 1911 style? go with the Coonan Arms.
Amphi and Hag
In the alternative, Hag’s large round breasts of legend could have made her more influencable and I would more easily succumbed to her verbal barrage, again allowing to abandon the field at an earlier time.
Also, Hag, with your little she-it idea, I tthought you were working at a pun on Shiite, but obviously this was too much to expect.
Finally, Hag, you only have yourself to blame regarding my itness. In your first post, you stated that it must be a guy to be so tacky and moronic, whereas you later “inferred” that I am a sister.
Keep guessing, Hag
That is how modern men would like the modern women to be, but I claim the right of women being women only, which means mother, sensual, fragile but also spiritual, intelligent, tactical and brilliant… Which means as much powerful as men. The only “weakness” of a women is her right having children and her right to educate them, but women are good at politic also to give the women rights a top high priority.
Education, family, freedom and lastly work. That’s what I mean. Being able for the women to educate their children themselves rather than by the grandparents.
Which means that Barbie is going at war against Mattel. The children won’t be raised by the grandparents. The children must be raised by their own parents and with much more love than any one else can give to them !!!!!
I have never said any dirty things about women; I have only talked about my wife. A woman that I love and cherish, and plan to spend the rest of my life with. It is you who misunderstands me, it is you who thinks I say one thing, but I really said another. As for what other women do, I could care less, I have no say in what they do, they have the birth-right to do as they choose. As for me, I have my own pre-occupation with one woman, others are of no interest to me in that fashion.
Not a sister Guile, a gay.
We don’t have anything to fear about sisters, but gays are painful. I have been harassed once by a gay who used to leave red roses on my car, follow me during my working breaks, and even following me to the toilets !!!
I mean, a guy do not follow you to the toilets and if there is a place where you mean to be secured it is precisely in the toilets.
Gays are not sisters at all.
Right Monster Kabasue, but on the other thread I was talking with Jonag about my 72 years old, then her own age, then our Chinese zodiac and that is all. But that is you who made a dirty allusion to a sexual joke. So if you want to have sexual jokes, do it with your wife, but don’t make your dirt here and anywhere else.
Good point Morphius Kane.
But what is a 1911 style ?
Hag,
If you’re thinking the same thing as Amphi, then please lead us to the Rosetta stone of understanding. I get confused most of the time.
And for Amphi,
In North Canada, I mean America, we mostly don’t tell Jew jokes or diss GAYS, in polite company (except in Tex-ass). But maybe we provincials don’t understant
Guile,
I don’t mind about people being gay or not but I hate to be harassed. Female gay are worse than men because they always faint to never understand when we ask them to stop being intrusive.
But the question here was: Are you a man or a woman, and lastly, are you a gay ?
And finally, one for Frank J.,
Frank, I prostrate myself before your Worthiness.
But, in your Glock ad, in the last line, you make a disclaimer, should a devotee’s religion “be crock”.
At the risk of seeming impertinent, I would like to point out that it should say “a crock”, as in a crock of “sht”. I’ve heard this misused expression alot, and even my spouse of, asfar, indeterminate gender to Hag, has spoken of something as being “a lot of crock”. That’s not right. If anything, it has to be a large crock of sht. Or, maybe a crock of large, round breasts, of legend, of Haf, or maybe Amphi, or both. :-p
Yours faithfully (of until I next invade a BLOG without UN sanction).
Guile
Sorry about the delay, Amphi, I had one for the Dear Leader
I’m getting the impression that your are a female, though I’m not sure.
If I told you that I am a transgendered lesbian (whatever that is), would I better attract your favours? How about a Frenchman? What about a German, female prison guard, with which you seem to have some knowledge?
Any way, given the dating possibilities you suggested on your other thread, should I book tickets on Concorde?
Guile
That’s why you are so nervous Guile. Having a crock as only company, and even worse a crock of s***t, it sounds that other than talk you can only smell your conversations.
How no Guile, you would be wasting your time. Really.
I love men’s company, and I would only conceive to marry a real man, with real balls that could make me pregnant. Actually, I am more preoccupied about having a family rather than having sex, even if good relationship is made also of fun.
One more question: Are you the Limey ?
And I am already committed with an American, the only kind of men I could conceive having my children.
frank, man, amphitryon is spamming your comments
Please send me one gun. I believe it may satisfy my need for revenge if I shoot my TV when the nightly news comes on and myself for being stupid enough to watch it.
P.S. Make the bullet that fires rearword just strong enough to knock me silly. I have yet to accomplish my mission to inform every liberal out there to seek medical help.
As always
Ms RightWing
Hi Nag,
You know,with a lawyer like Amphi…n, I don’t know why you continue to represent yourself. His/her inciteful analysis and lucid discourse leave mothing for interpretation.
You remind me of the aphorism (look it up), which says that (paraphrasing) the counsel who represents himself has a fool for a client.
Amphi,
I think I’m falling in love.
I (being male or female) have no greater interest than impregnating an intellectual French female, with a significant oeuvre, who wants to cuckold (old-fashioned, I know) her American lover, who has tinny, sorry, I mean tiny balls. (Hard to believe)
But, tell me, Amphi, when you shriek in delight, do you suddenly become coherent, or do we have something else to expect –without meaning to demean epileptics?
Yours Charles Lindbergh-ly,
Guile
Humblest apologies Amphi…n,
In my last post, regarding impregnation of French intellectual seminals of reception, I forgot to ask about the legendariness of your large, round breasts (as compared to Hag) and its (their?) ability to exert influenceability on me, wetty or not!!!
Please provide details and I will take action on Charles Lindbergh tickets or Concorde tickets, as appropriate.
Given your previous experience with lesbians (haven’t had one yet, but looking forward to), I don’t expect that this post will give you or Hag a further clue as to my itness.
C’est la vie!!!
Thanks Amphi..n, for reminding me about Limeys,
In the first place,Amphibian, you might remember my response to Limey Wanker 2, about the friendly-fire gun. It was intended for a Lefty, Limey Asshole, not the good guy limeys, like the SAS. But you might remember that, acoording to the papers, a disproportionate number of FF casualties in Gulf War I & II were Brits (and Canuckistanians in Afghanistan). War is hell.
But, I don’t think that I demean their sacrifices by pouring a bucket of piss in the lap of the Lefty Limey Asshole, known as Wanker 2.
As for my being the Limey, you and Hag haven’t even figured out my itness (I almost said titness), notwithstanding your and my many references to large, round breasts of legend (Hag’s and Amphibian’s) and the wettiness thereof (not to mention milky suckiness referenced by Amphi…n!!) -although transgendered lesbians could like it too, –not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Amphi – I’ve come to understand Concorde no longer flies -how about if I take the Metro to Arondissemente 19?
Hag – How about Bus # 97 to your barrio -MAKE SURE THE STALLION AIN’T HOME!!!
someone say sumpin bout breastseses??
Funny stuff guys…I can’t tell if the argument is all an act or for real, but I’m just gonna sit back and enjoy it either way.
Frank J… A question on the Martyr-Gun… Will the user’s family still be eligible for the full monetary reward from the various PLO/Hammas/Franch bounty coffers?
Or does the fact that it’s at most a one victim device get the user’s family a smaller cash reward, and if so, how much smaller?
Oh, I assume the magazine is just for show? Something to spice it up and make it look like a real gun? Kind of like a set of balls on a John Kerry?
“But, I don’t think that I demean their sacrifices by pouring a bucket of piss in the lap of the Lefty Limey Asshole, known as Wanker 2.”
Wow, you’re right Guile, you sure ripped me to pieces. I certainly won’t tangle with you again.
Hey guys, Guile wants to have sex with a French person. Eeeeeeew.
Hey Citric Onanist 2,
Given the Limey’s propensity for self-love, it would seem that one’s odds for having sex with a French person, or Amphibian, are better than with a Limey anyway.
Thanks, Guile. At least you didn’t suggest I look up “propensity”, you buffoon. And we Brits are really good at sex (we practice a lot on our own)
Hey Citric Onanist 2
To return the ad hominem, you are a poltroon.
With respect to “look it up”, this was the benefit of Hag, whose first language is not English, and not the general readership. Also, her lawyer, Amphi, speaks Engrish.
With respect to Brit sex habits, its no surprise that you practice alot on your own given Brit hygiene habits and dental care.
The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon
The worst thing about being a serial masturbator is that if you ever do manage to get laid there’s a danger that at the moment of orgasm you might call out your own name.
Hey oh citric one,
Do you really masturbate into your cereal?
Guile
Sooner or later some smartarse starts talking about our bad teeth. I don’t think they’re that bad – I think you’re getting confused by the fact that in Britain, ugly people are allowed to go on lots of different television programmes, whereas in America they’re only allowed on Gerry Springer, so you can be ready to turn them off. No, here in the U.K., hell, those ugly people are everywhere. We even have bald politicians, although they don’t win much.
Hello Bugbear,
FYI: in Canada, everyone is beautiful.
Guile
Dear Guile,
I’m certainly prepared to believe that Canadians in the Toronto area ship all their ugly people across the border to Buffalo. (Ah, the horror of Walden Galleria is with me still.) They had really nice teeth though, but I mean, what’s the point?
Regards
BB
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