Sorry for the dearth of posting, but I’ve been really busy at work and really busy at home (stealing Jonah Goldberg’s job is harder than I thought, plus I need to finish writing question for my next interview). I’ll have some Frank Answer™ tomorrow plus something extra. Also, I’ll get to my reader e-mails this weekend (I’m not ignoring you).
BTW, John Hawkins has a list of his favorite blogs and I was disqualified. That makes me special.
Oh, and buy my t-shirts.

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