Sorry, but some event kept me from e-mailing the charter members this weekend. I have some wacky cool ideas for the fan club, and I’ll e-mail everyone about them later this week.
All weekend long I sat in my lonely, disgustingly dirty apartment, not cleaning, not looking for a job, not doing anything of consequence except waiting for the email from Frank J that didn’t come. Which was really stupid, because I could have used the time to write my entry for the Babe Contest or work out my arms for the picture.
Poking out? You don’t wear Frank’s shirts? With Frank’s shirts, nipples never poke out. There are always on the strait line just under the cloth 100% cotton.
It’s a ploy to make women everywhere miserable, sarhak! I can get away with it during the summer when its not so cold though…and it’s much more comfortable too!
Actually it was the left-wingers who burned their bras! Wearing a bra is a very conservative ideal! So Bali, Playtex and Victoria’s secret should thank us!!
Good point!! My parents had 3 teen-aged daughters at the same time. Playtex should thank them personally! But, I’ll stop because Frank doesn’t like it when we talk about those things! 😉
first two in a row. do i get a prize?
Was the event the idiot fanclub guy not giving you the list of members?
🙂
Just how much does an e-mail list sell for these days?
Of course Keith gets a prize…a big smelly one in his pants! 😀 😛
-The Real Conservative Carl
aka The Half-Elven Commie Slayer
All weekend long I sat in my lonely, disgustingly dirty apartment, not cleaning, not looking for a job, not doing anything of consequence except waiting for the email from Frank J that didn’t come. Which was really stupid, because I could have used the time to write my entry for the Babe Contest or work out my arms for the picture.
Time to break out my heavy duty bra for this pic, I see.. Must look young to win, I suppose..
CCinCali, when you need to wear a bra, that means that you are no more young.
🙂
Actually, Amph…I wear a bra mostly so my nipples aren’t poking out at embarrassing times.. Not because they hang down to my knees..
BTW Frank, I have not yet received your subscription to become a Smartie.
Poking out? You don’t wear Frank’s shirts? With Frank’s shirts, nipples never poke out. There are always on the strait line just under the cloth 100% cotton.
CCinCali, I only wear one because some left-wing conspiracy tells me I have to. I hate them (bras as well as LWCs).
It’s a ploy to make women everywhere miserable, sarhak! I can get away with it during the summer when its not so cold though…and it’s much more comfortable too!
Actually it was the left-wingers who burned their bras! Wearing a bra is a very conservative ideal! So Bali, Playtex and Victoria’s secret should thank us!!
Oops…spelled your name wrong, sarahk! sorry.. 🙂
Playtex better be thanking me for alot more than just bras.. 🙂
Good point!! My parents had 3 teen-aged daughters at the same time. Playtex should thank them personally! But, I’ll stop because Frank doesn’t like it when we talk about those things! 😉
Poor Frank…
I would hardly say “poor frank”! What about us poor women who have to deal with it?? What about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!