Announcements, announcements, announcements ,
A terrible death to die, terrible death to die,
A terrible death to be talked to death,
A terrible death to die
Anyhoo, a few things:
* I have now updated my random quotes to the end of April 2003 (which includes the first appearance of Buck the Marine). It seems I’m never going to get caught up with those.
Since I get asked from time to time, instruction on how to add random IMAO quotes to your site (and thus increase its humor quotient by at least 500%) are here.
* I’ve finally added links to my fan clubs on my main page. Right now, it’s just text links until they come up with some better buttons that don’t involve monkeys (I want a button with a 1911 and a katana). Remember, the whole idea of the fan clubs is to scare Jonah Goldberg with my popularity and trick Rich Lowry into hiring me. I’m afraid that Fan Club Two, though having Susie involved, may be subversive (actually, that’s a neat idea; make a subversive fan club for Jonah Goldberg like “Stoned Hippies for Goldberg”).
Make sure to sign up for the fan club because I’ll soon send out the secret one time pads that will be needed to decrypt the special Frank Facts I’ll be posting later.
Oh, and I need to get working on that mother of all columns. Looking through my old stuff for random quotes, I’m thinking something of this style would work best. I just need a good topic (and don’t say “Chicago” LibertyBob).
* I meant to do an update to my Peace Gallery this weekend, but I forgot; sorry. I still have some to add even though the shirt has been out of print for a while. I’ll get to it soon, and my lazy brother Joe foo’ the Marine (I know you’re reading this) better finally e-mail me his pictures soon. I hope he isn’t this lazy if called overseas:
“I’ll kill for’ners tomorrow. Don’t rush me.”
* The IMAO T-Shirt Babe Contest will come soon, I swear! You won’t have to have an IMAO t-shirt for your picture for the contest, and, in addition to the picture, you’ll have to write a short (probably 200-word) pro-war statement. The prize will be money and free t-shirts (plus fame and glory of being the IMAO T-Shirt Babe). It will be decided by judges, and I’ll be e-mailing to some people soon if they want to be judges. I’ll probably also have a short contest for one more judge (so the guys have a contest too). Official announcement of the contest will come later.
Now I better think of something to write for tomorrow before you all get cranky…