Announcements, announcements, announcements ,
A terrible death to die, terrible death to die,
A terrible death to be talked to death,
A terrible death to die
Anyhoo, a few things:
* I have now updated my random quotes to the end of April 2003 (which includes the first appearance of Buck the Marine). It seems I’m never going to get caught up with those.
Since I get asked from time to time, instruction on how to add random IMAO quotes to your site (and thus increase its humor quotient by at least 500%) are here.
* I’ve finally added links to my fan clubs on my main page. Right now, it’s just text links until they come up with some better buttons that don’t involve monkeys (I want a button with a 1911 and a katana). Remember, the whole idea of the fan clubs is to scare Jonah Goldberg with my popularity and trick Rich Lowry into hiring me. I’m afraid that Fan Club Two, though having Susie involved, may be subversive (actually, that’s a neat idea; make a subversive fan club for Jonah Goldberg like “Stoned Hippies for Goldberg”).
Make sure to sign up for the fan club because I’ll soon send out the secret one time pads that will be needed to decrypt the special Frank Facts I’ll be posting later.
Oh, and I need to get working on that mother of all columns. Looking through my old stuff for random quotes, I’m thinking something of this style would work best. I just need a good topic (and don’t say “Chicago” LibertyBob).
* I meant to do an update to my Peace Gallery this weekend, but I forgot; sorry. I still have some to add even though the shirt has been out of print for a while. I’ll get to it soon, and my lazy brother Joe foo’ the Marine (I know you’re reading this) better finally e-mail me his pictures soon. I hope he isn’t this lazy if called overseas:
“I’ll kill for’ners tomorrow. Don’t rush me.”
* The IMAO T-Shirt Babe Contest will come soon, I swear! You won’t have to have an IMAO t-shirt for your picture for the contest, and, in addition to the picture, you’ll have to write a short (probably 200-word) pro-war statement. The prize will be money and free t-shirts (plus fame and glory of being the IMAO T-Shirt Babe). It will be decided by judges, and I’ll be e-mailing to some people soon if they want to be judges. I’ll probably also have a short contest for one more judge (so the guys have a contest too). Official announcement of the contest will come later.
Now I better think of something to write for tomorrow before you all get cranky…

FIRST POST!
g’dammit…
wow, frank j. is awesome, unfortunately, you have to thank scott ott over at scrappleface or i would never have found this site and its endless pages of humor, well, perhaps only seemingly endless. anyway, great job here, cant wait to check back and see new stuff tomorrow
Subversive? I am insulted. I made a button with a gun, and I even did a poorly photo-shopped samurai picture of you. Being a Frank J fan sure is a lot of work.
Work that will pay off when I’m rich and famous.
Frank,
Can I send a picture of me to your peace gallery if I’m only wearing the Know Thy Enemy (France) T-shirt. Well, pants too. And maybe shoes. And of course, lots of firepower.
Brass.
Some people you know have never born, so they sure may never die.
Anyway, I see a strong evolution of man’s customs. Now on IMAO, it is asked to the girls that they may know to write, and now on IMAO, it is asked to the men that they may know to read. I wonder which evolution is the most ?
BTW Frank, stop to swear on bitches or try to change your habits, because you certainly have a bad appreciation on girls that probably comes from your own relations. You are not a bad guy, but the bitch word in your mouth is like a Russian fart.
Can be that it is the kick in your ass which you need, and may be not with the foot.
Anyway, pulling Goldberg with your bitching experience would probably impress Jonag, particularly if you mention that your columns are written on the behalf of your experiences…
Put the finger on your navel and scratch.
I haven’t heard the anouncements song since camp back when I was about 8. That’s a LOOOONNNGGG time.
And girls, don’t forget when you write that Frank is virgin, so chocking picks with a strait T-shirt would not be properly designed. Frank once had thought to become a priest, but he found that war was better switch a way to convert the people. “Be a Christian or die” has become his motto. Consequently, the girls who will compete must be dressed as the warriors they are, or at least the warriors they should be.
You know, those things “peace and love” forget about it. Who talked about peace in here is a dead man. Same with a girls. OK. Don’t forget, because Frank is a leader.
After war there is the war. That is what men are made for.
If not, you can go beaching (bitching accordingly to Frank), jogging, knitting, sewing or cuddle your dear, dear, dear sweet… own warrior.
🙂
Girls who don’t know to write don’t have much other choice than this.
One thing more Frank, I personally write my own subjects. I don’t need anybody else subject. In this matter, you are the one bitching but if ever you write one word out of any of our conversations or my drawings, I promise you to sue you to death.
I don’t know if I can wait until tomorrow…I’m cranky already. Grrr!
Frank! I can’t join the fan club!
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What’s up with that?
Yay for the contest- but you’re actually gonna make me write something?!? That’s jacked up Frank; I have term papers! hmm, better think of a way to cheat… err, I mean wash my uniform and get to work on that essay…
Why don’t you organize a poll Frank ? Are you too scared not being able to trick again ? I suggest a vote.
I’ll vote for you BerkeleyGirl. You’re the most friendly girl of IMAO… and the youngest too !
French I tell you.
OK, a realistic article topic with out reference to that one city.
Unemployment is currently at 5.7% but our country’s typical unemployment (since 1947) is 5.9%. Obviously, the percentage isn’t as high as the Democrats say.
For bonus points, though the liberals use the unemployment numbers to complain about unemployment, if you show them that the statistics don’t support their argument they backpedal and say that the statistics are invalid and unreliable so they are proof of nothing.
Liberals are funny that way.
(I am bummed that you mentioned my name but didn’t make it a hyperlink.)
Frank, I was watching the news in Dallas last week, and they were covering the memorial service for Jabari – the gorilla who escaped from the zoo, and was shot by the DPD.
Yes, there were some nuts who actually held a memorial service for Jabari.
And Frank, I just gotta ask, I saw someone there holding a candle, and I swear it looked like you.
Where were you a week ago Friday Frank? Where were you?
If Frank has to complain about the fact that I am French, he should have complained earlier. Now if Frank wants war, he knows the rules.
Dave maybe Frank was just waiting for the funneral services to be over so he could get some nice fresh ape steaks. Ape that size must be lots of nice apeburgers.. mmmmm…. apeburgers.
For the girls who will write their 200 words essay, I recommend you to read Code Pink, to visit the photos page and to read the story of Susan Galleymore.
Frank, if you are a skull without the brain, I shall recommend you to change of color. The white flag would be nice to you.
And see this too:
“It was like a long trip to hell that you knew you might return from. Of course it is as bad as the soldiers say it is. Hell it’s even worse if the truth has to come out. It’s a constant fu..ing nightmare trying to figure out where the guerillas are going to hit, how to keep the civilians calm, and also getting enough water and food to eat. That is one thing the media never really told the Americans about, how bad it was when our convoys weren’t getting through. We had to go to some Iraqi people and trade socks and underwear for some food and a little water.”
You have a lot of humor Frank, but you have limited moral. With a brain, a heart and an ass, I think that it is your ass that you use the most.
What I do?
I dunno, but your ass is not friendly to me. You sit on it to stop the wind.
You should I meant…
A war with a Frenchie? Now you’re just trying for a few cheap laughs!
I admit though, you got me to laugh. Call me cheap. hehe
Amph: seems like you’re the one that has a problem with women, not Frank J. !
As an old hag yourself maybe you should not be so judgemental of others… Makes you look a bit bitchy… But I can sort of see by your posts that you don’t mind being bitchy at all, do you?
Or could jealous be a better word..? Hmmmm…I’ll have to ponder that for a bit.. Oh, nevermind…not really worth my time..
Bitch yourself !
So, you agree with me then?
No, I just mentioned that it is you who is the bitch. We are on a blog made for humor and you come here with arguments that poison me personally. I don’t even know why you are talking to me. I don’t know what’s your point.
Now if you mean to insult me, come on my blog and I will answer to you properly. But try to select the good one. This one is for punching balls, while this one is my world where you are not welcomed.
We are on a blog made for humor and you come here with arguments that poison me personally.
Now THAT is funny…You have personally insulted almost every person that posts here..(ummmm..telling Jennifer you hated her, telling me I’m old several times..I could go on..) I’ve seen it over and over again with you. My point in addressing you is to give you back what you seem to dish out to everyone else almost daily. If you don’t like being addressed in that way maybe you should not speak the way you do to others! And you’re right about ONE thing…this is a hilarious site..it’s supposed to be fun…YOU, however, make it not fun at all when you are constantly taking things personally and insulting others. your jealous rantings to Frank are…well…Frankly insane..
POINT: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
You know why I hate girls like you, because they consider that with a sissy hole they can conquer the world !
Shit, I spend all my days every week-end to try to be nice, while you come with your insults bitching on the others because you are an old single f***ing bitch that have nothing to do than dragging young males.
That is true that I am also old and that I am “single”, but first, life made it so and then I am on IMAO only pretending being friend. You f***ing assholes are sitting on the stick and because you scream louder you think that it gives you the rights to poison the other people’s life.
No, I say no, you don’t have such a right, and better is that you don’t talk to me in here or we’ll have to talk in other places more suitable. If you cannot see the humor here, then find a man, a real man, have a lot of pleasure and you’ll see that life becomes completely different.
You bitch !
And it seems that there is no need to speak about love. You’re only looking for young fingers.
Classy too! I’ll add that to my list of : What I love about you.
Another comment, than I am done because this is silly… I hardly need to drag the internet looking for young men..You take things too seriously.. I’ve never tried to pick up on Frank… He is adorable..Like I’ve said several times…if you cannot see a joke when you read it..something is wrong with YOU.. Now stop being so crude!
You can add it to any of your maniac list as long as you forget to talk to me. You are not friendly to me at all.
Listen CCinCali, you are the one who asked me questions about old women dating with young men arguing that as long as it is on the internet, there cannot be anything wrong. Why, because you Photoshop your wrinkles ?
Still it is wrong and my answer is this that old single women might be dulled or disappointed about love, but still to love someone is something great that should not be spoiled with wrong play, because it may hurt. And it hurts more the young ones than the old ones actually.
My react is this of a friend. Maybe you feel it’s too straight, but you should not have asked me questions tough. You asked I answered and I told Frank to be aware.
Old women, even if they feel young in their head still are women, and still are old which means more tired, disillusioned about many things and have much experience about life, but too much experience for it to enter properly a young head. A young one has a right to not know and follow his normal curse, and I feel that old women cannot help young men to follow their curse, because there is something wrong.
I had many men friends, I saw many of them hurt, and I feel that it is wrong, because they were play tools into a foolish hole.
What I wish to Frank is to find someone who can really love him, and someone that he can love back. But a young one, because to experience the long term, it is a necessity to be able to share the same views about life. About everyday life, music, colors, furnitures…
I think CCinCali that you should better look for old men, and probably not on a humor site. There are plenty of dating places for that, but fun is fun, and it is hard enough to be precious.
And by the way. I don’t love Frank, and he don’t love me. I only know him because of the war and I wonly pretend for having friendship. Nothing else.
And about Jennifer, she thinks that because life is nice to her, her humor can be nice to the others. No, it is not nice to the others. At least it is not nice to me.
I am writing on a blog where I know that most my readers are male and more often soldiers. That is my choice, because I have been a godmother during GWI and because I like to be a godmother also if there is not much I can help about during GWII.
I try to be smart, and funny, and make derision about most things about life, but I avoid every mockeries because they hurt. I don’ make fun to hurt but to be funny. But if you think that writing in a blog that is read by men is easy you are wrong. It is difficult and it is more difficult to make them laugh. Still it is my choice, but I am certainly not ready to be pissed off by any girls like you.
I had many friends, most of my best friends were men and militaries. Quite everyday when I go through something that I feel is hard, I only think of them because they bring me courage and the most bearable friendship I have ever known. I consider them my brothers, nothing else, and that is a particular sentiment that only belong to the people that have suffered of the same hell.
I don’t ask you to understand me. I only ask you to not talk to me precisely when you pretend to make things that I do not agree with. I respect my friends, most of them are men, and I don’t really care about what you think when your intensions may lead to hurt.
And when you pretend that I am a bitch because I write to make men laught, then take out the pen of your mouth, clean your hands, sit and turn the page because you won’t make me change.
Point, nothing else to add.
For the last time, I AM NOT trying to pick up ANYONE on the internet! And I am not trying to find a young man to “spoil”.. I was joking with you! You seem to think that because a woman is older than 30 she must look like a dried up prune..I’m sorry if that is the case with you..But I don’t need to “photoshop” my wrinkles at all as a matter of fact because I look damn good (in my eyes, but thats all that matters). The only reason I made any comment to you weeks ago in the first place was because YOU were talking about how old women need to stick to old men.. The whole thing was none of your business in the first place… Because this is a humor blog the comments section can also be for humor (why am i having to explain this?) and if I want to post that I troll highschools in search of young men that should be taken as a joke..not as a serious issue. Do you have a sense of humor at all? (this is not a question you really need to answer)
Now, I will continue to read Franks hilarious blog because…well…because it’s hilarious..Even though you have spoiled the honeymoon faze for me.. thank you very much! Now, where is my teen beat magazine….
See what you’ve done, Frank J??
You must learn to curb your animal attraction or this’ll be just the tip of the ice-burg!
“this is not a question you really need to answer”
No, because, you make the questions and the answers. Who has started in here ?
You say that I don’t have humor, but where is yours other than this “young men yummy”… that is not funny. It’s just like a big f***ing donnut that is melting sugar.
And I don’t remember to have started about you being old, because I never comment on the other people or I don’t talk to the other people other than when they question me. I only write in the comments section accordingly to what Frank is writing about on the main page.
And what kind of animal are you CCinCali to be attracked with Frank ?
“You seem to think that because a woman is older than 30 she must look like a dried up prune”
You see Frank, stop eating old prunes.
You Sir, are full of s#!t..You constantly make comments regarding other peoples conversations.
And I NEVER addressed you until you came onto me..
talking about how much you wanted to kiss me..
And then you got mad when I said I wasn’t into leather-faced old men..
Don’t try to deny it, lover… *smooch
I am not a gay CCinCali. I am not a gay at all.
That is an other reason why I hate girls. They’re always expecting to experiment their love affairs with girls at first then only young men, and lastly the good ones … yeah old enough… for the good stick. You are faze 2 upon 3… don’t regress !
You would have be 25 looking for a 15, I would have said that you were too old too. It is not a matter of wrinkles, but a matter of maturity, of difference between two ages that make of love a matter of sex while love… well is love… with its many hazards… but love anyway.
At least, it seems to be what girls usually look for the most: love, while men don’t really care about it. Most men prefer a good housekeeper. So keep on wiping CCinCali, and don’t forget your brushes for the honeymoon !
You might need it actually.
But I do love Frank J! And he loves me too, Amphibian!
By the way, there ain’t nothin wrong with being used every now and then.. What do you say? wanna meet me at a sex chat in 10 minutes?
(I promise, Frank J it’ll only be a 3 time thing.. I’ll be faithful to you after that..i promise..)
You know why I like my friends, because they are walls behind which it is good to stand when girls like you are spotting around.
BTW, I should comment about my Air force friends in here. My best youth friend was a radarist in the air force, and he was the best wall ever to get rid of girls.
My men friends have preserved me of most what friends girls would have pushed me into. You know having fun, and the one who dares then tells the others…and yack… yack… yack… girls games.
Beurk.
“What do you say?”
Why do you ask ? NO !
You bitch !
Fine, I’ll pretend to be a guy while we’re there..will that help?
Look, A.. I’m going on vacation to Disneyland for vacation this week (looking for new blood, if you know what I mean)..so we’ll have to continue this enlightening conversation at a later date..maybe at the sex chat we talked about earlier?
And about Jennifer, she thinks that because life is nice to her, her humor can be nice to the others. No, it is not nice to the others. At least it is not nice to me.
Amphitryon, life is what you choose to make of it. Whatever troubles you have had, I can probably match in spades. The difference is that I don’t go around telling everyone how strong or righteous I am in a thinly veiled attempt at sympathy. You know NOTHING about me and have no right to pass judgment on me or anyone else.
I am sorry, Frank, to address her in your comments and will not do so again.
It’s my fault, Jennifer..I shouldn’t have mentioned anyone else’s name in mine and Amph’s crappy conversation.
Jennifer, jokes mentioning body parts that can have a sexual connotation are not fair and not friendly. You maybe not intended to hurt. I think that you are a fuzzy head that is mostly agitated and think after she has done, but what you wrote on my blog was not right.
Anyway, you are right in that I should not have mentionned your name.
As for life, I think that your friend could teach you about the accidents of life, such terrorism, murder and greed. I have not chosen. I was pulled into and if I have survived it is only because I am very precautious to not be hurt by the people.
Some girls are only teasers and I hate it.
Other than that, I don’t have anything particular to say about you nor anyone else in here. I think that I have tasted the bitterness before you got it back. And the one who started here was CCinCali. Point.
Umm… I’m old too (34!!). And I’m available! Maybe we should ask Frank to start an old people’s dating service as part of his site.
I’m sure we could even find someone that’s not adverse to dating French people, so Amphy would have a shot too!
Ok, actually I’m not sure of that at all… but I felt I should throw her a bone since it doesn’t look like anyone else is. hehe
I’m with you Amphy! You go girl! Don’t let these other chicks get you down! You are so much smarter and prettier and funnier and grammatically correct than all of them… they should ask your permission to post here first if they really cared about Frank! And good for you for not being a tease. If more girls gave it away like you it’d be a much happier world for young men like Frank J.!
Shame on you Jennifer and CCinCali. Poor Amphy obviously cares for Frank much more than you dried up old bags. You should be looking for older men!!!
By the way, did I mention I was available?
I resent that, Krakatoa! I am just as much of a whore as anyone else! Unless thats a bad thing..in that case I’m a young innocent girl looking for a daddy to treat her nice.. 🙂
And about passing judgment on the others, I think that people on IMAO have passed more judgment about me than I have about them.
Bastonnades, that is what you play on the comment section. You take someone and you punch until he falls. If he’s dead it is his fault.
And once again, when writing on my blog you are the one who passed judgment as here again you pass judgment calling me bitch and other words.
And Jennifer, I don’t like you. You are an imposive fuzzy girl who only mean to push the others. The one who is meaning to be friendly and strong or righteous is you. You are only friendly when you know that you can impose yourself to the people otherwise you do not respect anyone. You only mean to control them, have your hand on them and mock them with your strong navelish superiority.
There was a time that every time I posted, you were there to comment back which is the reason why Frank asked you to stop. You did not have any right of that, of your manner to impose yourself and if there is a reason why sometimes I don’t comment here, it is mostly because you impose yourself and punch the people. You always have an opinion on the others. You even have wrote me emails when I had words with Frank while it was only between him on me. If people would not have messed up with fake insinuations, there would have been less troubles around there and I would not feel the need to explain myself because I strongly believe that you are wrong.
Stay in your side and don’t pass the line. Nothing else.
CCinCali, girl traditionally better sweet with old men, but there is a reason for this. When they have got their first children, they are no more the same. When the second one arrives, they are completely different, and when the first is here, the mommy is her. Laugh at it if you want, but there are people who feel happy like this.
A woman has a right to feel good always, not only when she feels perfectly “ironed”. A girl has a right to be happy, and feel secured and confident in her life, which I still believe only works with a certain kind of equilibrium. A woman is good when she is the mother of her children, but being the mother of her husband is maybe little too much of “give” without “give back”. A woman has a right to “rest”, to be the one who does not know.
But here again you misunderstand me. What I mean is that the equilibrium of age is important in life. I did not meant to be the f***ing crap you are.
And here is where you seem to be misunderstanding me… You seem to think I’m asking your advice on my love life .. and…well…how can I put this gently…I’M NOT..MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS! If you don’t like my posts and don’t understand my humor, I’m so sorry…
Here is some advice for you.. CHILL! And stop being so crude.. You sound like a damn truck driver! I don’t need your help to find happiness.. Thank you so much for caring though!
One must make a choice in life when he decides to be funny. Life is crude you know. When you say to someone that he is full of shit, with all the asterix and exclamations, still you are kinda a crude yourself that soon or later will turn to s*@£t.. blop blop… shit.
Oh I get it… Amphy was making a West (by God) Virginia joke!
“A woman is good when she is the mother of her children, but being the mother of her husband is maybe little too much of “give” without “give back”. A woman has a right to “rest”, to be the one who does not know.”
That’s hilarious! You are so funny I can see why you are Frank’s favorite!
After that CCinCali, I just have to ask: Who’s yer daddy? 😉
Oh, and what if what someone is really looking for is a little naughty (whore!), a little nice (good girl!)… and a lot RICH?
wink’s as good as a nod to a blind man, know what I mean? hehehe
Krakatoa, I am not Frank’s favorite and I don’t mean to.
Anyway, I still not know her name. I know how she is, but I cannot figure out who she is.
Wow, things got bitter around here… but I think we all love Frank, so why can’t we just be nice- at least for his sake (and the sake of his readers- this is kind of a downer, and I came here for some good, cheap entertainment!)
Oh and krakatoa, as to your “what if…?”, I’ll be rich soon enough… but as Amphy pointed out earlier, I’m much younger than most of the people who read this website.
And about the music that you CCinCali think is crude, it was not meant for IMAO but for my blog to demonstrate what a smoking gun attack sounds like.
CCinCali, don’t worry about it. This is hardly my first experience with Amphitryon, and unlikely to be my last. I find her hatred of me amusing if odd.
Can’t we all just get along? 😀
Berkley girl: Rich “soon enough”. What is this “soon enough” bidniz? I want to be a kept man and I want it now! lol
My plan is to be rich in about 10 years. Well… at least financially independent if not actually rich, to the point where I wouldn’t have to work more than 3 months out of a year. It involves saving and investing money that could be spent buying all kinds of neat gadgets and shiny guns. Alas, fiscal responsibility has become my master.
So it will fall to my so far mythical Rich wife to provide for all my impulse buying needs. Papa needs a new pair of .45’s!
So what are they teaching at Berkley that’ll make you rich soon? Or are you one of them “heiress” types? I’ll warn you, I’m not nearly as old and wrinkly as Kerry, so I might not be the right gigolo for an heiress. 😀
Heiress? if only it were that easy… I always wanted to swim in ketchup 😛
Berkeley’s teaching me chemistry, military’s teaching me how to use chem and big guns to kill people. It’s fun, and it scares all the hippies 🙂 But since I’m relying on the military for my income, I won’t be “rich” until after I retire and then go into the private sector. But I can deal with that, cuz I get to hurt all the dirty commies til then.
And I’d take a smaller bank account over the hound dog look (and attitude) any day! Although a hot guy with enough money to let me just sit on my lazy ass all day while I eat chocolate would be completely acceptable too… 😛
Oh well… you’ll never be rich fast enough to keep me in shiny toys for the next few years. “You and me wuz a fools paradise” (quoting great movies like Raising Arizona seems to happen a lot when I’m up way past my bedtime.)
The guns and killing commies is a turn on though, especially when you can use your goals in life to make hippies whine. “Shucks girl, I like you… you can come to my home and ronin my son!” Ok… not the exact quote, but this is a family site.
I’m kinda regretting not going into the service when I had the chance. Now if I want in it’s the reserves or guard I spose at my grizzled age.
Then again, I may actually luck into a contract job over in Afghanistan or Iraq. They say I can’t bring any of my own hardware, but there’s plenty to buy there, cheap.
Amphitryon, shut up you dumb f***
krakatoa, you can join the Army til your 39 (lol, my dad looked into it). As far as the killing commies being a turn-on, I’d have to agree… but it’s not exactly getting me much, if ya know what I mean… oh well, I have time I guess… sorry my money’s probably coming in too late, but I’m sure there’s some rich old broad out there just waiting for ya 😉
Huh… my Army bud told me 34 was the cutoff. I’ll have to check into that. Just recently lost my job to an obviously insane Kerry votin’ psycho manager for questioning the wisdom of me driving thru 6 inches of snow to get to a job I could telecommute to. Kindof ticked with the corporate ratrace, so a real change of pace might be in order. Although I’m thinking another long cross country motorcycle trip is looking mighty fine right about now.
So sorry that the well is dry out there on the Left Coast… I imagine most guys out there lose the urge when they see the healthy gleam of commie killin’ pride come into your eyes.
Too bad about the money thing, cuz everything else looked so promising. Tell you what… I’ll keep you on the list and if I don’t find anyone else and you win the lottery it’ll be wedding bells! lol
You should definitely look into the Army (or any service branch, even though I am partial)- they offer great retirement benefits, no matter how long you serve. Sorry about the layoff, that totally sucks… but fortunately, with the 304,000 new jobs, you should be able to find something 🙂
But hey, even if I’m not rich yet, I’m still pulling a paycheck (tax-free too, thanks Army!) for just waking up early and running around scaring hippies… and being a chem major, I’ll be making bank the second I graduate/commission, so it’s fine with me. lol, and I’m always fine with being a backup =P but good luck otherwise!