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Archive of entries posted on 20th April 2004
My Favorite Martial Art: Ching Ching Pow
Man, I hadn’t been to the range in a while. Now, I’ve never had any formal shoot’n train’n, so I’ve had to learn a lot of this on my own. I decided when I go to the range, I have to have some sort of goals, so this time I just brought my two carry guns – my Colt 1991 (.45) and my Walther PPK (.380). I also brought my eight inch barrel Colt Anaconda because it’s just so damn cool.
Anyway, my goal was to practice defense shooting and try out some defense rounds, and damn, it was an expensive outing. Range fee was ten bucks, but I spent more than $130 (though not all that ammo was shot at the range). I got a box of .380 FMJ ($11), box of .45 FMJ ($12), box of soft tipped .44 magnum ($21 – expensive, but it’s fun!). I then bought some MagSafe pre-fragmented ammo for my PPK ($17 for eight rounds) and two small boxes of high quality hollow points for my .45 ($17 bucks each). I also got some snap caps for my .380 ($17) for home practice.
When firing two handed, I use the good ‘ole isosceles stance. That’s feet at shoulder width, tilt my self back slightly while holding the gun straight out, right hand pulling back on the gun while left hand pushing forward. For one handed shooting, I have the foot slightly forward of the hand that is holding the gun and put the other hand in my pocket.
Anyway, here are the shooting results. I forgot to bring a pen, so this is what I remember each target representing. Each target represents a couple of reloads.
I started with firing my PPK with my left hand (my off hand), since I carry it for a left hand draw. To simulate an actual situation, I fired the first shot in double action. Here’s how I did at seven yards (I consider that a defense distance).
Now I switched to two hands on the PPK. The first two shots were the MagSafe, which went straight through the bullseye. I saved the other six bullets for carry ammo.
My main gun is my Colt 1991. It’s a regular size 1911, and I think that gives it good intimidation value. Here’s my results firing with my right hand only.
If I have a choice in the situation, I’d draw the .45 with two hands and fire it two handed. In this instance, I blew through a box of the hollow points to see how my gun handled them, putting the target at ten yards. Quite an interesting pattern. Sometimes I seem to fire the Colt better one handed.
I’m considering getting a second .45, so I tried operating it left handed with the target a seven yards. Well, they all went in the target (well, one just grazed it). I was told the gun was specifically engineered for the right hand, and there was a huge difference in the kick back between the two. When fired with my right hand, it kick straight back. With the left hand, the recoil twists my hand up and to the right. Up, and to the right.
Up… and to the right.
Now for some fun. I put the target all the way out (25 yards, I think) and fired off my Colt Anaconda with two hands on that baby. Oh, yeah!
Now I tried the Anaconda with one hand (at seven yards). It’s so heavy, that my hand was shaking so much making it hard to aim. I also fired my PPK left-handed on the same target. See if you can tell the .44 magnum holes from the .380.
For some reason, I decided to end with the PPK two-handed. What happened with those two outside of the black?
Next time, I’ll do more .45 focus. There were some problems. My .45 sometimes didn’t close completely over a new round (usually the last round in the clip when it happened). The slide then needs slight nudge to close completely. I wonder what causes that — the ammo or the magazine? Also, a couple time the PPK didn’t cock itself after firing. I think that’s a malfunction of the safety accidentally being worked (the safety also decocks the gun).
On my way out, I saw the gun store had a Kel-Tec P3AT selling for only $265. I told you about this gun earlier; it’s a .380 made locally (Cocoa, FL) that is small enough to put in one’s back pocket. I decided to snatch it up, thus making my first handgun purchase (all my other handguns were given to me by my dad – the coolest dad ever!). With all the forms and phone calls, you think I was buying plutonium. Even if I was a criminal, what kind of shooting spree could I go on with a six-shot .380? At least I didn’t have to wait two days to bring it home since I have a CCW.
Anyway, it’s a cool gun. Look how small it is. And how thin. It has no external safties, and relies on a stiff double action. Interestingly, you have to work the slide to pull the trigger again (of course, the explosion of the bullet rakes the slide for you when live firing). Also, it doesn’t lock on an empty clip (but how useful is that really?). It has a six-round mag, so you can keep seven rounds in it if you load the chamber and then put another in the magazine.
I already ordered a Graham’s Leather Cookie for the back pocket. It will give it the profile of the wallet while making an easy draw for a mugger’s surprise… if the Gun-Tests review was accurate.
I haven’t had a chance to fire the gun yet, but it should have some huge kickback since it’s so small. Loaded with the MagSafe, it should make a nice little carry piece, though. When I have a chance to fire it and get the holster, I’ll tell you more.
Happy shoot’n and make sure you identify what you’re aiming at. See you later.
Moon Nuking, Target Killing, Cowardly Spaniards, Who Has Your Six, Fan Club Stuff, The Limey, and More
- Nuke the Moon: It’s back!

This is your chance to get in the Peace Gallery. Also, if you’ve never actually read the essay, you’re and idiot and I have nothing but contempt for you. Plus, there’s the special NTM IMW.
BTW, there is now a quote from me on ThoseShirts.com on the main page, plus I have a new description for the KTE:French Shirt. Man, I never did come up with a good promotional idea for my educational shirts. Maybe pictures of people teaching kids to hate the French and Terrorists. - Everybody’s Happy: So Israel kills Rantisi, and you think everybody should be happy. Israel should have one less terrorist to deal with, and Rantisi gets 72 virgins, but the Palestinians act mad, saying how they’re going to really, really try to kill Israelis now (like what they were doing before?). That’s crazy. If I were an Israeli official, I’d say, “You Palestinians should be happy we help you get your virgins… unless you don’t actually believe in your religion. If that’s the case, then shame!”
- Targeted Fun: Man, targeted killing sounds so cool. I wish we Americans had people to cruise missile. Maybe we could do that to Munchie (Sadr). I think Israel doesn’t exploit targeted killings enough, though. They really should have cameras on the front of the missiles and then have a show called “Terrorists Funniest Last Expressions”.
- Keeping It Up: Bush is leading Kerry in the polls now, which is good because I don’t like Kerry. I think a lot of that has to do with him being a Democrat. I don’t like Democrats.
Ooh! I need to do a Know Thy Enemy™ about Democrats before the election. Already have one planned for tomorrow. - The Spench: Bush scolded the Spaniards for pulling out their troops, saying, “You cowardly, unwashed Spaniards! I spit on your mothers!” Actually, I don’t know what he said, I didn’t have time to read the article. Anyway, I’m sure this gives comfort to our enemies which means more killing will be needed to settle things. That will make the Marines happy, but not the Iraqis.
- Got Your Six: The Barking Moonbat has a poll about which blogger would you want to cover your six in a foxhole in Fallujah (are there foxholes in Fallujah?). I’m not doing so well. I remind you I’m a very good aim (I’ll have a post with pictures later today to prove it), and could easily shoot you in the back of the head if you don’t trust me. So go vote for me.
- Bad Fans: Camille doesn’t think my fan clubs are doing a great job. I really don’t know what fan clubs are supposed to do, never having joined one (why would I have to look up to someone else when I’m me?). What do you think you should do? Should we have nickname like Jonah’s fans? They’re called “Flying Monkeys” which is evil. I suggest my fans be called “ronins”. What do you think?
- Secret Stuff: Apparently, most people have now decrypted the message and followed the instructions (thanks to Orion). The first mission will be posted soon. This is going to be such cool spy stuff I wish I were you.
No I don’t; it’s cool being me… master spy!
Anyway, remember the first and second rules… - The Limey: The Limey sent me another e-mail and its really long and I didn’t even bother reading it yet. To be honest, I’ve kinda gotten tired of his shtick. This will be the tenth, so maybe I should make it the series finale. Do you think I should wait to respond until after May 1st to see if capitalism falls on that day like he says?
Once I’m done with him, a reader (sorry, I forgot who; tell me in the comments) sent me this to get rid of him.

- Almost There: Look at these two Cox & Forkum comics that Baldilocks put together (and the first was made right after Yassin was killed making it somewhat prescient).
- Lazy Babes: There’s still a week left to enter the contest, but I’m a little antsy that very few have entered the IMAO T-Shirt Babe Contest so far (and thanks to those who have). Are you all waiting for the last minute? I hope the reissue of the Nuke the Moon T-Shirt is enough to motivate you to get off your lazy babe asses.
Since there have been some questions, I might have an entry FAQ tomorrow at the one week deadline. - Me Busy: Sorry to have so little, but Monday nights I have martial arts followed by my writing group followed by bed (BTW, if people are interested, maybe I could share some of my writing with the ronin; damn, that reminds me – I need to get to writing that freak’n column so I can steal Jonah’s job!). To help, maybe next Monday I can put up a post where you can all comment on the topics of the day so I know what to write about Tuesday morning.
I have some photos of the results of my recent trip to the shooting range which I’ll share with you later today if you are all good.
Ciao.
