Unbelievably, I still have not gotten any government grants to build my space laser, S.M.I.T.E, even after my original spiel for it, my detailed plans of it, and showing its domestic applications. To further display its usefulness, I now have produced a graphical representation of its non-lethal uses.
Well, I guess its targeting and power output still have to be worked on. More arguments for why I need the funding!
teeheehee.
that’s what he gets for being a communist.
Did the coffee survive?
We need to start your S.M.I.T.E. fundraising campaign. Maybe…connect it to PayPal?:)
I knew he was a communist as soon as he said he was drinking cold coffee. That iced coffee craze is an invention of the socialists out of Oregon to help wimpify America.
Probably drinking cold instant Nescafe. They drink a LOT of Nescafe in France.
Mmmm… instantaneous immolation from space.
Iced coffee makes you a commie? From now on I’m drinkin Iced Americanos.
Liberty Bob,
Just for the record, I’m from Oregon but I didn’t start drinking iced coffee until I moved to Phoenix!! And I don’t mind if it makes me wimpy because I’m a lady and shouldn’t have to open doors for myself or lift heavy objects.
We knew he was a communist all along. Only a communist lets his coffee get cold.
Good save.
Frank, you went too far this time. YOU KILLED THE COFFEE! Waaaaaahhh…
Surely you can come up with A Smart SMITE which will eliminate collateral damages of such a shocking and deplorable nature…
Can you ask Michael Moore if he’d like you to reheat his sausages? Oh, never mind, he ate them raw. And I didn’t get a chance to poison them first! Damn, damn, damn! I guess he’s off to console Linda Rondstat.
BTW, the look on the Commie’s face when he realizes something is horribly wrong must have been so hard to get right. The time you must have spent trying to capture the “oh shit!” expression while at the same time having his life flash before his eyes…bravo. Exquisite.
Now start doing these cartoons more often! They really do brighten my day!
Add a microwave transmitter to S.M.I.T.E. You can scale the beam down to milliwatts – enough to heat the guy’s coffee (and fillings – whoops), but not enough to broil him. Or you can scale the beam up and take him out.
i would totally help fund it, but i’m a poor ass 21 year old.
T-shirt, T-shirt, T-shirt!