For the caption contest of SarahK’s picture, I asked SarahK to pick the winners. Here is what she wrote:
honorable mentions:
“Gross incompetence and laziness eventually led to the firing of all Leprachauns; southern conservatives – reportedly cuter and better armed – have taken up responsibility for gaurding pots o’ gold in the US.” — sandor at the zoo
“Girls Gone Republican!” — 007
“This peaceful and idyllic scene brought to you by the letters I M A and O. IMAO, we kill people so you can live peacefully in your little foo-foo *** village” — SuperBiff
maybe i’m just happy to see beo say something other than “first”, but he gets fourth place with…
*knock knock*
“Hi, I’d like to know if President Bush can count on your vote this November.”
rightwingduck scores third place with a “Welcome to the Frank J.
Summer Camp, here is your counselor… Sarah K.” and “After having dispatched a squad of protesting tree huggers.. a happy rainbow appeared. And Sarah shot it.” haha.
In second place is Wolf’s Dawn with “That’ll teach those happy little bluebirds to fly over MY rainbow.” and “When I say be home by six for dinner, Frank, I MEAN IT!”
Reed the Viking would have been disqualified for calling me a lesbian, except that this one made me cackle, so he’s the winner… “In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair.” he also gets points for kissing up: “8th wonder of the world” and: “Hey Wizbang, my t-shirt babe can beat up your t-shirt babe!” (it’s really not as funny, but i support the war on wizbang and his babe.)
Everyone listed get to send me one question for Frank Answers™, except for Reed the Viking who can send two. Choose your questions wisely.
FIRST!!
uh, sorry, Frank, i don’t know what came over me. must be gettin’ old.
Hmmm… I figured beo would be all over this one, especially with that comment. And don’t worry sarahk, as the official IMAO t-shirt babe, I think you’re probably immune to the dreaded pants-pooping syndrome.
See? Right as I’m typing up my oh-so insightful post he sneeks in to make me look dumb.
“Beo: Making people around the world look dumb for over 28 years.”
Third place? I must be losing my touch. Life has moved on. I’d like to announce my retirement from Caption contests.
Until the next one comes along.
Woohoo, I won!
Sarah I’m sorry, I don’t think you’re a lesbian.
Lesbians don’t exist and here is my rational. In nature, one male can impregnate many females to keep the population going! That’s great for him, but there are lots of other male beasts that don’t get to have a partner. Therefore, they can be gay. Lesbians however, don’t exist, because every female can create offspring while every male does not necessarily have to. Scientific proof that lesbians are made up by feminists.
I beat rightwingduck? I’m not worthy! This is so exciting, I don’t know what to say! I’d like to thank the academy…oh screw the academy, I have a question to think up! Thanks, Sarah, your Special even without the K!
I knew I’d miss something cool online while I was working my tail off at my mom’s, clearing brush, limbing trees, cleaning gutters, painting eaves, burning brush…. all out in the boonies where she survives on a dial-up connection that doesn’t work very well.
Nice pic! My belated caption entry would be: “You gotta ask yourself one question Leftistchan…. do you feel lucky?”
Congrats to the winner & honorable mentions. And to Frank J and Sarah K for generally kicking pinky toe.
“kicking pinky toe”??
http://www.brunei-online.com/bb/mon/jul19w33.htm
http://www.telegraphindia.com/1040719/asp/foreign/story_3513630.asp
Frank, if you havn’t heard about this yet, I advise you to read those articles, mainly the second one. I wrote about it, but I think you could do a better job expressing how retarded the left has gotten than I have done.
Actually Frank, I think the left does a better job of showing how retarded they are than we do.
kicking pinky-toe…sort of an inside joke thing… Sarah doesn’t like rough language on her site since it’s often read by her gramma… she corrected one of my posts, so forevermore instead of ass I use pinky-toe. 😛
“Thanks, Sarah, your Special even without the K!” -Posted by Wolf’s Dawn
I love the corny stuff, this cracked me up.
Keep on kickin pinky-toe Sarah K.
–Bah… stupid contest… me not win… ugh… sarahk still cute, though… me guess…
Heh-heh. “Corny.” “Special K.” Heh.
Hey! I squeaked in with an honorable mention! Cool.
Now I have to come up with a good question for Frank. Something that’s going to require a trip to the scienceatorium, perhaps.
S