Hooray for whomever that is. It’s a gain for Republicans in the Senate that offsets Obama getting 112% of the vote. I think the only voters Keyes didn’t isolate are the deaf.
“What did he say?”

There’s like eighty states with a initiative saying that marriage is just between a man and a woman, and all of them are easily passing. Also, in Florida, if you want an abortion, you’ll have to tell your mommy.
What’s with all this stuff? I thought we hired legislatures to vote for us on things like this. Do you know how much reading I had to do for the Florida ballot this year?

Bush – 170 – Kentucky, Georgia, Indiana, Tennessee, Alabama, Oklahoma, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Texas, Wyoming, North Dakota, South Dakota, Middle Dakota, Kansas, Nebraska, Mississippi, and Louisiana.
Kerry – 112 – Vermont, D.C., Maine, New Jersey, Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Massachusetts, Illinois, Rhode Island, and New York.
Heh. Nader’s on T.V. ranting against corporations. Someone should get him a magical jacket with no sleeves.
UPDATE: Nader just said “straightjacket.” I must have a psychic connections with him. Dude…

They better call this for Bush soon, as I’m getting tired. Even monkeys can count; why can’t they just say who got more votes and be done with it?

Now Cavuto is blaming the market drop today on us bloggers panicking about the exit polls. It was all NRO; I swear!

So far, real votes are showing the exit polls to be crap. That’s good news for Bush since the exit polls are bad news for Bush.
When will we go back to projecting things by the more reliable method of looking at pig entrails?

Bush – 155 – Kentucky, Georgia, Indiana, Tennessee, Alabama, Oklahoma, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Texas, Wyoming, North Dakota, South Dakota, Middle Dakota, Kansas, and Nebraska.
Kerry – 112 – Vermont, D.C., Maine, New Jersey, Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Massachusetts, Illinois, Rhode Island, and New York.
I can say now that Bush will absolutely, positively, possibly win.

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I’ve decided to give Utah to Kerry.
UPDATE: That was too early. I’m putting Utah back into play.

27.5% reporting and Bush has 54.6%.
And, the last to report should be the very Republican pan handle…

Here’s how my county voted.
Yay! Every local person I voted for won (even the one Democrat)!
That means I’m smirt.

Before any major network, I am projecting that Bush will take Texas.
Bush – 136 – Kentucky, Georgia, Indiana, Tennessee, Alabama, Oklahoma, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, and Texas.
Kerry – 77 – Vermont, D.C., Maine, New Jersey, Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Massachusetts, and Illinois.
I’ve decided to use the media’s numbers for Kerry’s electoral votes.

Bush – 102 – Kentucky, Georgia, Indiana, Tennessee, Alabama, Oklahoma, South Carolina, North Carolina, and Virginia.
Kerry – 78 – Vermont, D.C., Maine, New Jersey, Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Massachusetts, and Illinois.
Soon the world will be ours! Muh ha ha ha!
BTW, I don’t know why I have 78 for Kerry when everyone else has 77. I’m filling in my own map at OpinionJournal.com.