Realtime vote counts for Florida, Ohio, and Pennsylvania.

Bush – 74 – Kentucky, Georgia, Indiana, Tennessee, Alabama, Oklahoma, and South Carolina.
Kerry – 78 – Vermont, D.C., Maine, New Jersey, Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Massachusetts, and Illinois.
Hooray! We’re catching up. Now, if Bush gets North Carloina too, I think he can start buying houses for those properties and charging more each time a Democrat lands on one.

The winner is…

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Bush – 66 – Kentucky, Georgia, Indiana, Tennessee, Alabama, and Oklahoma
Kerry – 78 – Vermont, D.C., Maine, New Jersey, Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Massachusetts, and Illinois.
Nooo! Doom! Doom! DOOOOM!!!

Pizza!
But what am I drinking? Does anyone know?
Does anyone care?
Stay tuned to find out!

…based on unreliable data.
Right now, Bush has 60% of the Florida vote according to the official count.
UPDATE: Keep in mind absentee votes which won’t be counted immediately. Republicans claim to have around 150,000 more votes from those.

Right now as called, Republicans have 10 seats and Democrats 2. That’s five times as many! Let’s hope this trend continues throughout the night.

I’ve closed comments on the Osama and Michael Moore contests and will pick winners when I have time.
Winners will get… mentioned!

Netflix is shipping me Punisher!
(you try liveblogging)

West Virginia for Bush!
39-3

I knew it! According to Drudge, 56% to 43% in the popular vote (1% reporting).

…and I think Brit Hume has gone insane.

Of the Senate seats called so far, it’s two gains for the Republicans.
All will bow before us!