I beg to differ.
I have tested 30 different monkeys. 5 finished the survey, 10 just bashed the keyboard. They mostly just deficated on the screen.
On the other hand, they’re all registered Dems. Maybe there’s something to be said for electronic voting.
Bush- 310 electoral votes
Bush- 52% overall popular vote
Kerry- 46%(that’sa lotta stupid people)
Kerry- Face even longer.
Me- Giggling like a hippy on free weed night.
I predict Alan Keyes is going to get less than 30% in the Ill-ANNOY US Senate race because even the conservatives think he’s a jerk. I voted for the libertarian senate candidate.
BUSH 51.5%
Kerry 48%
Off-topic, but… Frank, have you read this? If not, you must: On Saturday, [Bush] was spied near the staff cabin [in Air Force One] swinging his arms like a samurai warrior with a sword. If the pose left some aides a bit mystified, it also reassured them that Mr. Bush was not only confident of the outcome but was also having a great time in the presidential race’s frantic, exhausting final stages.
(Source: http://www.nytimes.com/2004/11/01/politics/campaign/01bush.html )
(Via: http://blogcritics.org/archives/2004/11/01/125348.php )
Election projections are lame.
Let’s have an anchor pool. Suggest the time (in Eastern Standard) at which the first lawsuit contesting the election will be filed.
I don’t have any loot to offer as prizes. Maybe Frank can put up a T-shirt. Or the winner gets an intro to either FrankJ or SarahK according to preference…
Anyway, my entry is 10:23 AM EST.
Regards,
Ric Locke
I think that Kerry will get the golden snitch but Bush will still win the overall match, Edward’s CAN’T be a very good beater, though Hillary is so obviously a witch she’d make a good seeker, she might oust kerry for the position, though of course Kerry’s hair amplifies his flying speed, so he’ll probably still be retained. Michael Moore is the goalie for House Hairspray, so thats a tough nut to crack, he can block ANYTHING with his ass. BUT House Haliburton has had a better season, so don’t despair.
By the way girls, as most of the team members of House Haliburton are beefy Texans with lots of oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllll stolen from Iraq, it is safe to say they are both ribbed AND lubricated. Much like me (eyes move shiftily, admires roll of fat around computer induced tummy, knows they will never catch on)!
Phew, on a roll:).
*to all wondering what the hell I am talking about, this is a reference to Quiddich…not….that…I read those books. No, no. Nope. *
I don’t know that we’ve ever covered this ground on IMAO but….. just in case it’s close, how does Chomps feel about mauling lawyers. I know he’d vaporize longhairedhempsmellinghippieassed lawyers, but I’m guessing the Dems have some relatively well bathed, well groomed lawyers also. Does Chomps have the instincts to smite these bastards as well?
Just a random comment. SarahK, if you happen to read this, the Peace Gallery (and any other gallery, in my opinion) could use some more pics of your sister and yourself. Your family has some mighty good genetics, ladies!
I’m really interested in the Kerry & Terisa split timing. If the blog shrinks are right and Kerry suffers NDP he’ll really get agitated if he is a clear loser and will blame everyone but himself. I’m betting he’ll loose it and blame his old lady’s mouth and she’ll be gone early next year.
Yes! First!
“It’s So Easy, a Monkey Can Do It!” Frank, is that a play on the geico commercial?
I prefer kittens to monkeys.
I beg to differ.
I have tested 30 different monkeys. 5 finished the survey, 10 just bashed the keyboard. They mostly just deficated on the screen.
On the other hand, they’re all registered Dems. Maybe there’s something to be said for electronic voting.
(oh yeah, and don’t ask about the other 15. Trust me, you don’t wanna know)
Bush- 310 electoral votes
Bush- 52% overall popular vote
Kerry- 46%(that’sa lotta stupid people)
Kerry- Face even longer.
Me- Giggling like a hippy on free weed night.
Bush 297-Kerry 241
Bush 51.2, Kerry 48.2
I predict Alan Keyes is going to get less than 30% in the Ill-ANNOY US Senate race because even the conservatives think he’s a jerk. I voted for the libertarian senate candidate.
BUSH 51.5%
Kerry 48%
Off-topic, but… Frank, have you read this? If not, you must:
On Saturday, [Bush] was spied near the staff cabin [in Air Force One] swinging his arms like a samurai warrior with a sword. If the pose left some aides a bit mystified, it also reassured them that Mr. Bush was not only confident of the outcome but was also having a great time in the presidential race’s frantic, exhausting final stages.
(Source: http://www.nytimes.com/2004/11/01/politics/campaign/01bush.html )
(Via: http://blogcritics.org/archives/2004/11/01/125348.php )
Election projections are lame.
Let’s have an anchor pool. Suggest the time (in Eastern Standard) at which the first lawsuit contesting the election will be filed.
I don’t have any loot to offer as prizes. Maybe Frank can put up a T-shirt. Or the winner gets an intro to either FrankJ or SarahK according to preference…
Anyway, my entry is 10:23 AM EST.
Regards,
Ric Locke
I hope im right that bush wins 100% of electoral votes and 100% popular vote. Thats not too hard to pull off, right?
I think that Kerry will get the golden snitch but Bush will still win the overall match, Edward’s CAN’T be a very good beater, though Hillary is so obviously a witch she’d make a good seeker, she might oust kerry for the position, though of course Kerry’s hair amplifies his flying speed, so he’ll probably still be retained. Michael Moore is the goalie for House Hairspray, so thats a tough nut to crack, he can block ANYTHING with his ass. BUT House Haliburton has had a better season, so don’t despair.
By the way girls, as most of the team members of House Haliburton are beefy Texans with lots of oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllll stolen from Iraq, it is safe to say they are both ribbed AND lubricated. Much like me (eyes move shiftily, admires roll of fat around computer induced tummy, knows they will never catch on)!
Phew, on a roll:).
*to all wondering what the hell I am talking about, this is a reference to Quiddich…not….that…I read those books. No, no. Nope. *
I don’t know that we’ve ever covered this ground on IMAO but….. just in case it’s close, how does Chomps feel about mauling lawyers. I know he’d vaporize longhairedhempsmellinghippieassed lawyers, but I’m guessing the Dems have some relatively well bathed, well groomed lawyers also. Does Chomps have the instincts to smite these bastards as well?
Chomps can sense evil (and fear).
Ninjas: 54%
Monkies: 45 %
Monkey Doodoo (Nader)1% *
Nader’s 1% subject to 1% margin of error.
EV:
Bush: 331
Kerry: Hoping to keep what’s left. 🙂
Bush gets popular vote, too, so Kerry can cry even harder.
Mark
I think Nader is going to take us all by suprise
Bush 279 and 50.9%
Kerry 259 and 47.3%
Just a random comment. SarahK, if you happen to read this, the Peace Gallery (and any other gallery, in my opinion) could use some more pics of your sister and yourself. Your family has some mighty good genetics, ladies!
Eric,
Nader, by virtue of the fact that he hasn’t been killed yet, has taken me by suprise already.
Bush: 274-49.5%
Kerry: 264-48%
Bush: 274-49.5%
Kerry:264-48%
I’m really interested in the Kerry & Terisa split timing. If the blog shrinks are right and Kerry suffers NDP he’ll really get agitated if he is a clear loser and will blame everyone but himself. I’m betting he’ll loose it and blame his old lady’s mouth and she’ll be gone early next year.
http://asia.news.yahoo.com/041102/ap/d863k83o0.html
Fear the Monkey!
That was a good post, thank you!
Interesting… Thanks for sharing that.
Interesting… that’s good info to know.
These posts are great. I now know why I keep coming back. Thanks!
I know why I keep coming back. Thanks!