It’s time to start the IMAO liveblogging with me, Frank J., starring as The Blogger and you starring as The Readers.
I’m going to keep updating all night (or until I get sweepy) whether I have anything significant to say or not.
So get ready for some fun… but make sure you voted first! I don’t care what state you’re in, you’ll want to tell your gandchildren that, when the chips were down, you voted for Bush. And, if you already have grandchildren, you can call them and tell them that now.
So let’s get started…
P.S. I probably won’t even bother to proofread, so try to make the best sense you can out of each post.

First!! Let’s have it Frank!!
’bout time Frank. I was missing a rerun of The Simpsons waiting for this to start.
[[claps hands together & rubs them]]
alrighty lets go, bring it on!
I’m in Michigan. Hoping for a Bush win. The Victory Center here in Plymouth is VERY EXCITED.
HEY!!
You DID proofread your ballot – right?
He’s Conservative! He’s smart enough to use a ballot. (Plus he’s living)
proof read schmoof read, get it out fast and often and we’ll all try to keep up.
Keep on bloggin’! On the OTHER hand, MY grandchildren are thrilled that I have voted against the evil Bungle, and appear likely to have participated in the (successful) impeachment of the only President in US history who has never been caught telling the truth (except, of course for “I want your vote – (so I won’t owe Scalia or Thomas for my throne)”; and “I’m George Bush (are we even sure of that? Is it just possible that the compassionate conservative was possessed by some demonic entity?) and I approved this message.”