Do you hate the U.N. as much as John Bolton? Then you need buy new t-shirt!
Very funny! You buy now! Comes in navy and black!
No proceeds go to the U.N.
Hooray!
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I love it. And I hate the UN more than Mr. Bolton.
C’mon, Frank. Lists go on the BACK OF THE SHIRT! When they’re on the front you look like a trailer park kid. And I really wanted to buy one of these! Dangit.
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05. F&S: A matrimony that will make us forget the words f*** and s*** for an entire half an hour.
04. Putting a Jihad on You
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02. IMAO: We won’t crap in your socks and hit you with them!
01. Glenn Reynolds blends puppies because he’s a sissy. Harvey eats them raw.
Put an apostraphe in #2’s “troubles” and I’ll buy it. I don’t think a hyphen in “world famous” would hurt anything either. I really would like to buy it though. Really.
Great. Hey, I had another idea. You know your post about the totaly true tidbits, the one about the flag. You could make a shirt with an american flag on the front,and some of the true tidbits on the back. I’d buy it.
Thsi is truely a grievus travesty against teh finest progressive instutition in the world and the onl y instutition that give progressive world leaders the forum to spaek out agaainst imperialst US hegamony polices. True like minded progresive despots nned teh Un which give then the legitimacey taht they need to fell good and may be change there despotick nature. In short teh UN provide valuble services for the intire world and since the US uses all teh resourses it is only fare that teh US pay for the good progressive programs wich the UN develoeps and over seas.
Sherb: just wear the shirt backwards, then! heh
Nope, no apostraphe nor apostrope in “troubles” though a dash in “world famous” would be ok — so get some White-Out and put one in if you absolutely, positively got to have one!
BTW, I don’t hate the UN, and I love this shirt. Gonna go buy one! Blue, I think, cause black’s just too harsh for my femininininteeeee!
Put four apostrophes in troubles, and a couple of ampersands in impotent. Maybe a few of these for good measure: >~`?
It does kind of make sense to have everything on the back instead of the front though (my gut might stretch the words and make them meaningless).
Curse you IMAO! My son and I were laughing so hard at this shirt we BOTH have to have one. And guess who pays! There goes more of my hard-earned money.
No apostrophe in “troubles”. It’s used as a plural here. If it were used as a posessive, it would need one.
spacemonkey – if it’s a non sequiter, then BY DEFINITION I’m missing something here.
But I love you guys anyway.
Except the writing really should be on the BACK of the shirt.
someone please tell me
dean04prez is a joke…
pleeeease…?
ps
p(r*o@p!e%r
p.u,n/c-t”u;a.t^i\o)n
is only taught in graduate
hippie institutions
of higher education’s
I love it. And I hate the UN more than Mr. Bolton.
the slogans are pretty hard to read.
Click through the link!
Love it! It’s now on my gift list.
heh…
C’mon, Frank. Lists go on the BACK OF THE SHIRT! When they’re on the front you look like a trailer park kid. And I really wanted to buy one of these! Dangit.
Top Ten IMAO Slogans:
10. And here’s more crap for you to buy!
09. The Holy Bible is Holy? Who knew?!?
08. Guns: God’s Way of Killing Hippies Through Man
07. IMAO: Because if you don’t laugh at jokes that put the letters U and N in front of negative sounding adjectives in order to mock the U.N., you will get the jungle fever or bird flu or something.
06. Twenty T-Shirts, One Fabric: Back Acne Grating Cotton
05. F&S: A matrimony that will make us forget the words f*** and s*** for an entire half an hour.
04. Putting a Jihad on You
03. Humor Alert Level: Elevated.
02. IMAO: We won’t crap in your socks and hit you with them!
01. Glenn Reynolds blends puppies because he’s a sissy. Harvey eats them raw.
Cool shirt. But I have a question… What happened to spacemonkey?
I like #1 best. Great shirt!!
Raw, crass commercialism capitalizing on current events to turn a nickel.
Gawd I love this country!! (and alliteration)
Brilliant!
Frank J killed me.
Can we add,
Strife in the world. Don’t blame us.
Blame the JOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!
#9 is a t-shirt all by itself
I’m not ordering anything else until I get my handwheels.
Put an apostraphe in #2’s “troubles” and I’ll buy it. I don’t think a hyphen in “world famous” would hurt anything either. I really would like to buy it though. Really.
Is an apostraphe anything like an apostrophe? And why would you want one in trouble?
Great. Hey, I had another idea. You know your post about the totaly true tidbits, the one about the flag. You could make a shirt with an american flag on the front,and some of the true tidbits on the back. I’d buy it.
Thsi is truely a grievus travesty against teh finest progressive instutition in the world and the onl y instutition that give progressive world leaders the forum to spaek out agaainst imperialst US hegamony polices. True like minded progresive despots nned teh Un which give then the legitimacey taht they need to fell good and may be change there despotick nature. In short teh UN provide valuble services for the intire world and since the US uses all teh resourses it is only fare that teh US pay for the good progressive programs wich the UN develoeps and over seas.
Sherb: just wear the shirt backwards, then! heh
Nope, no apostraphe nor apostrope in “troubles” though a dash in “world famous” would be ok — so get some White-Out and put one in if you absolutely, positively got to have one!
BTW, I don’t hate the UN, and I love this shirt. Gonna go buy one! Blue, I think, cause black’s just too harsh for my femininininteeeee!
Put four apostrophes in troubles, and a couple of ampersands in impotent. Maybe a few of these for good measure: >~`?
It does kind of make sense to have everything on the back instead of the front though (my gut might stretch the words and make them meaningless).
:drool:
Cheesy Fries????????????
Am I missing something here?
MrJimm, it’s a non sequiter
I LOVE IT1
This could incite as much political mayhem as an AKM. My friends will be soooo envious when see it.
Curse you IMAO! My son and I were laughing so hard at this shirt we BOTH have to have one. And guess who pays! There goes more of my hard-earned money.
No apostrophe in “troubles”. It’s used as a plural here. If it were used as a posessive, it would need one.
spacemonkey – if it’s a non sequiter, then BY DEFINITION I’m missing something here.
But I love you guys anyway.
Except the writing really should be on the BACK of the shirt.
someone please tell me
dean04prez is a joke…
pleeeease…?
ps
p(r*o@p!e%r
p.u,n/c-t”u;a.t^i\o)n
is only taught in graduate
hippie institutions
of higher education’s
My mistake. I read it “abound” as “around.” I’ll buy one.