According to James OTB

What’s interesting is how many of the sites on my blogroll who’ve updated in the last two hours have no reaction to the speech at all.

So, to placate James (Are we even on his blogroll? Is he on ours?), Here’s my reaction to the the Dub’s speech. Dub, that’s what the Dub, sorry, the President lets his close personal constituency call him. He wouldn’t get upset if I told yo that either, that’s just Dub. Anyway, here’s my reaction.

A POWDER BLUE TIE???? What was he THINKING????
Seriously, not to be to hard on the Dub, but I thought the powder blue tie was a little, ahem, too powder blue, if you get my drift? Presidents at war need to wear red. In Dub’s case I think he should have gone with maybe a bright red tie with a bald eagle swooping down grabbing a filthy cave rat, yanking it from a dialysis machine.
Plus, I was little disappointed that the Dubber didn’t announce he was offering a bazillion dollars to ‘the person or persons who bring me Zarqawi’s head in a big ol’ tater sack.” I’d like to think of this as having the *reverse angle Golden Rule applied to them.
Other than that, good speech, good delivery, with not too much over the top smirking and mispernuncifyin’. Oh sure, it was full of things I pretty much already knew but it was nice to hear them directly from the ol Dubinator.
But then again the speech wasn’t so much for me as it was for the multitude of **doofii who have forgotten why we are there in the first place. People that don’t know the Dub like I do.
* “To have done unto you what you have done unto others.”
** the plural of doofus. Look it up, no, don’t.