There is an article at Blogcritics criticizing The Alliance – something which I created a long time ago and then forgot about when I got bored, eventually letting Harvey take it over. Susie, who I haven’t linked to in a dreadfully long time, defends the honor of The Alliance!
(insert battle cry of the Alliance here which I now forget; probably something about the puppy blender)

This is from Uber’s comment to this post, and I thought it was worth everyone having a gander:

I have composed the list of supposed “sever human rights abuses” by services members according to Oasis who uses a Times article as proof.
1-whispering in ear of terrorist while med care is given.
(give me a break)
2-wrestling terrorist to ground for physically attacking and attempting to spit on military personnel who whisper in ears.
(treatment that any petty criminal would receive)
3-forced terrorist to stand for undisclosed amount of time
(a technique popularly used for children when they get into trouble)
4-forced terrorist to sit still for undisclosed for amount of time
(a technique used on billions of children in public and privite education only chairs are wodden or plastic)
5-forced fluids by IV drip when terrorist refuses liquids and beomes dehydrated
(technique used on military personnel who have become dehydrated on purpose or not)
6-hand cuffed terrorist to chair when he tried to rip IV out
(a technique I don’t doubt would be used on any severely dehydrated service member trying to rip out a life saving IV)
7-bathroom visit prohibited until terrorist answers questions
(another technique used on billions of children in public and private schools all over the world only the teacher doesn’t need a reason to say no and the child COULD go ahead with lesss risk than the terrorist I suppose, but again, school children aren’t dangerous terrorists.)
8-confuses terrorists by letting them sleep in.
(?)
9-confuses terrorists by giving them home-cooked Arab meal
(?)
10-try to use terrorist being allowed to pray to get him to DRINK WATER AND NOT DIE.
(the horror)
11-poured water over terrorists head when he STILL refused to drink water and NOT DIE.
(this bores me now but on I will go)
12-woke terrorist by dripping water on his head and playing Christina Aguilera music.
(I’ve thrown ice water on someone I love to wake them in the past, the lame assed music was their own though)
13-forced terrorist to watch a terrorist puppet show
(LMAO)
14-shown photos of victims of terrorist, American flags and red lights.
(Hell yeah, wish we could force this on them ALL and a few wishy-washy liberals too!)
15-Made terrorist stand for National Anthem
(Military personnel must also stand for National Anthem, I’m sure he remains as unscathed as liberals at sports events who cave to peer pressure and stand up)
16-taped photo of 9-11 victim to terrorists pants.
(?)
17-close physical presence of a female service member to terrorist.
(no gender discrimination here to save you buddy, get over it and be happy she could stand your stench and be close)
18-rewarded terrorist with a blanket and turning down the AC for information
(when I want a man to turn down the AC and let me put an extra blanket on the bed I have to flirt, sneak, or both)
19-ANOTHER forced IV when MORE med care is given and doc says terrorist is dehydrated FROM REFUSING WATER.
20-Music played to keep terrorist awake.
(again, the neighbor’s son often abuses me at night with Slim Shady, so what)
21-after EVEN MORE medical care, terrorist is placed in isolation with a heart monitor just in case HIS OWN ACTIONS are hurting him.
(many in the US and around the world don’t have access to medical care at all, much less can have specialists flown in to care for them when they’ve done it to themselves)
22-due to terrorists HARMFUL ACTIONS TO HIMSELF a specialist is FLOWN IN FROM 600 MILES away, terrorist is given MORE MEDICAL CARE and an ENTIRE DAY OF SLEEP, just because, though no medical probs were found
(this is more than average stay-at-home and new mothers who are exausted feeding and caring for children round the clock receive)
23-After even MORE MEDICAL CARE, terrorist is hooded, shackled, restrained and taken back to camp in an ambulanced after his nice little vacation
(all this medical care for terrorists own actions is starting to really piss me off, on the other hand I expect no less from our fine US service members)
24-Terrorist is briefly nude during a strip search
(duh)
25-Try to get terrorist to bark and growl like a dog at photos of other terrorists
(LOL! Not sure of the purpose but this is something I could and would totally do and not find the least bit torturous)
26-Arab speaking service member tries to pose as terrorist’s friend and make nice to get info
(Wow, how horrible of them.)
Now, here is the list of so-called SEVERE HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSES of terrorists at the hands of US service members at GITMO. I’m quite certain they wouldn’t commit severe human rights abuses against you, Oasis, or even you Durbin, for comparing them to Nazi tactics because that just isn’t who they are and what they are about. I would totally kick your ass for your lies if I could though.

Here’s a pregnant DUDE.
I wonder if he knows who the mother is.
Update: This could be a bunch of hooey.
Update2: Or a hoax.
Update3: Or made up

In my Father’s Day post I wrote that my father “used to break into cars in South Central L.A. to support my mom and little Joe foo’. He even strangled a guy in prison.”
For the curious, here’s the context that was lacking:

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I’ve been reading a lot of Michelle Malkin lately. She’s great at tracking all these Republicans who turn on us. However, when people disagree with our conservative viewpoint, I believe that makes them heroes.
It is with that spirit in mind that I’d like to present, IMAO’s First When We Feel Like It Maverick Awards!! An award that is distributed whenever we feel like it.
(Audience Applause)
This time around, we had so many wonderful candidates. One of the first nominations went to Carls Jr. for using an ad with Paris Hilton in a bikini washing a car — all while eating a burger. Not only is this accurate, I can’t tell you how many times I munch on a Big Mac while scrubbing the Hyundai, it blazed a trail for daring to use sex in advertising. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!!! Their next commercial has Hilton rubbing herself with BBQ sauce.
(Audience applause)
Our next nomination went to Newsweek. Technically,they’re not conservative, but they are indeed a brave magazine that stepped out and told the truth. Or what they thought was the truth. Or rather, what somebody who knows somebody who has a friend who thinks he slept with somebody who for sure might know something about Koran flushing. Newsweek stepped forward at a time when others sat on their hands waiting for facts. Newsweek is a true Maverick in every sense of the word. But they, like their ad sales and subscriptions, fell short. Have they considered using Paris Hilton?
One of our top nominees was John McCain – Honorary Democrat. What do you do when you have to wage a tough fight in the battle of Good versus Evil. Work out a solution. In a time when most politicians reach down into their pants and find nothing but classified documents, John McCain dropped his to show that he has no shame of anything. Whatsover.
However, in light of recent events, we here at IMAO would like to present the Maverick award to the bravest of all souls — Illinois Senator Dick Durbin. Dick stepped forward and had the courage to call our treatment of deadly terrorist evil — on par with the Nazis, the Soviets, and Pol Pot. This surprised the Gitmo Trainees so much — they almost spit up their glazed chicken.
We will now have an acceptance speech from Senator Durbin.
(Audience Applause)

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I think I just put my finger on what makes me so mad about Gitmo: I’ve been a law-abiding citizen paying my taxes, but I’ve never been given a free Koran and prayer rug by my government. But, try and kill some Americans, and it’s “Pass the rice pilaf!”
I say we immediately take all our troops out of Gitmo and demolish it.

I did some more research on Gitmo, and I found some activities that do seem a bit culturally insensitive to the murderous terrorists. This should probably stop, but, then again, it was their culture that led them to this point so maybe we should break it down.
CULTURAL INSENSITIVITY AT GITMO

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What my brother was up to this weekend.
(He said he had was part of some new operation for the next few days, so I could only assume it was this)
That makes 50 less things to worry about.

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