Ok maybe I’ve got a bad attitude. Maybe, it’s the afteraffects of getting tranq’d, I dunno but I got a little snarky this week. So, if I hurt anybody’s feelings, please, tell me about it in the comments.
No, I don’t particularly care, I just want to know.
On to the Carnival. The 8th Carnival Of Comedy. Now with attitude!
If you are one of those happy folk that think using a single silly phrase repeatedly is high comedy then you are in for a treat and are going to frickin’ LOVE The Evil Emperor Mindstation Goes To Washington
Do not disturb the Yogurt Tipper says the gravelly geezer – Saintly behavior in our time.
A Obama bin Yeaaarhg-in Caption Contest
Doc Rampage (man that graphic at the top is big) says Technogrexual’s are really technoweenies
If you are put off by Joel Osteen’s ‘feel good’ religion you’ll like to know about the Jesus Seminar II
Personally, I believe this is just a blatant ripoff of “The Meat Market Manager and the Maroon Mittens”. Maybe not, but, if you think stories about green gloves and grocers(hey that’s alliteration!) are hilarious, put your drinks away when you read The Grocer and the Green Gloves.
This is kind of vulgar but at least its short, hah! you’ll get it after reading Grexual healing or maybe my comment just wasn’t funny.
Outrageous! – ACLU Condemns “Cruel & Unusual” plumbing at Gitmo.
Pictures and Words, together! And the kicker is the words are about the pictures! The Weekly Monitor – 6/10/2005 Actually rather funny. And don’t mean that in a Dan Rather kind of way.
Some people need to just Tone It Down at work.
I’d quess a lot of cattle farmers wished this was accurate. – Cows 4 Sale.
I’l let it speak for itself. New Anorexia Cure Touted, Pizza Futures Soar.
Typical mail – B-Cack Goes Postal.
An army of TWO. – Massive Commie/Hippie Invasion Halted in Small Town, Jesusland .
Bad teeth from a bad habit – That Is So NOT Fabulous.
I can’t Gitmo, though I try…
Read the Gratuitous Cajun Joke or maybe it was a jeauxke.
Jim deserves an award for this Trophy Inflation post. Shoot, you guys all deserve one.
Gooood advice from Phin with Things every man should know. You listening, Frank J?
Citizen Grim is a visionary and also a, whats the word for someone who see what’s not here, now? anyway here is: Bush’s Poll Numbers Directly Tied to Lack of Initiative on Flying Cars
Drop out now! be agGazzillonaire like me! IGuru (Steve Jobs) Began His iCampus Crusade
A aromatic tale starring stinky cheese, Instapungent. And his entry has no profanity this time, how ’bout that Ellison?!
Hmmmm. Late Night Thoughts
Jacko is backo. Michael Jackson and NAMBLA Jointly Celebrate Victory
Future history is so yestermorrow: The War of 2007
I hate the title. Michael Jackson Gets Off!
High-Tech Chairs
Dean: Republikans are all white criminals I know I’m one.
Breaking News: Zombie Fatty Arbuckle Attacking Neverland Ranch
100 percent pre… – ok now, I’m confused. I Don’t Get It Who does?
[Language, Grexual Storm/Scout Trooper Photo.]Wilbanks Book Deals
Those who are soon to be parents, we salute you!
Caption the monkey. Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 10.
Hooray! The First! Official Gay-List! I edited his title. See if you can figure out what I did.
Ground Control, Where is Kim Yong? Answer? he’s il.
That does it for this week. Thanks for playing, reading, linking, laughing and putting up.
Again compliments on the carnival are welcome in the comments.
Suggestions for making the Carnival better and recommendations for where to stick/shove/[bleep] the Carnival will be tolerated in the comments but snarked at as deemed appropriate.
Next week’s Carnival of Comedy will be here again. Yay!
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I Wish Einstein Was Right, Though
It’s Under Construction
The Carnival is under construction, after being off for two weeks I am an idiot.
That’s right, you heard me, the vacation didn’t change anything.
Anyway, it will be up (why do we always say ‘up’?) sometime while it is still the day called Thursday.
Sorry, I know how everyone plans their Thursdays around the Carnival Of Comedy now that Friend was canceled but that’s just the way it is. Sorry.
Whoa! Earthquake.
Wow, that was a big one!
RightWingDuck here with breaking news available only to me and the millions of people who live here in Southern California. We just had a pretty good earthquake.
What do you guys do when you have an earthquake?
Well, in grammar school, we learned to get under the tables and cower in fear, with our hands over our heads (better than a helmet baby). Nowadays, what we do is we look at each other asking, “Is that an earthquake? Are you shaking the table? No? Then it’s an earthquake.”
There’s always one person who panics and shrieks so loud it frightens all your coworkers. Sorry about that. Then, the next step is to guess how strong it was and turn on the news to see if you were right.
I could never live in California. Those earthquakes are scary.
Well, the first one is kind of dramatic. But then you go with the flow. Personally, I could never live in Florida -(Hurricanes). Kansas (Tornados) or Utah (No beer)
What’s it feel like afterwards?
Well, your knees are shaky for a short while and then you go back to business as normal.
How strong was the earthquake?
Preliminary reports (Pasadena websites – no not blogs) says it was a 5.1
How strong is THAT?
Well, in California, enough to make kids squeal and just about enough to knock some bricks off of older buildings. In other countries – it would mean 50,000 dead.
Where have you been, lately?
Experimenting with an Earthquake Machine.
Why do you live in California?
What? And miss all this?
Trying to Save a Life
Reader Katie e-mailed me this:
I don’t know if you’ve seen on Drudge the story about the young Catholic woman with brain cancer who’s being kept alive until she can bring her baby to term. It’s being slowly picked up by different MSM outlets. Jason Torres, her husband, went to high school with me, and his mom is a friend of my family’s, so it’s personal for me. He’s had to quit his job to stay by her side. Their medical bills are about $7,500 a day and they’re looking to at least mid-July before they can deliver the baby, assuming the cancer doesn’t spread to her uterus. I was hoping maybe you could help spread the word through the blogosphere. Faith and Action have set up a fund to help with the medical costs, so it’s all tax deductible and such. If you can help, that would be wonderful.
http://www.susantorresfund.org/ is the fund site
http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20050616/1a_cover16.art.htm is the USA Today article.
I don’t even know what to say about this, other than that I’ll have the Torreses in my prayers. If you have some money to spare, please help out. If not, at least say a little prayer. It makes a difference.
The Hate-Filled Lefty Meets Howard Dean
Hate-Filled Lefty meets hate-filled, crazed rhetoric.
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Strike Me Down and I Will Become More Powerful Than You Can Possibly Imagine
We need constructive criticism to keep improving the IMAO podcast, so definitely tell us what you didn’t like of the third one. Also, if you like it at all, I’d appreciate if you vote for us so we can keep some movement in the podcast community.
BTW, still just a little time left to enter the contest for this week and win a t-shirt.
A Hate-Filled Lefty comic is ready for posting and will be up a little later today.
Fun Trivia
What other wacky things did the Nazis do other than play rap music and fiddle with the A.C.?
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