Archive of entries posted on 10th June 2005

Celebrating the Koran’s Versatility

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(A Filthy Lie)
I always knew that Glenn Reynolds was a heartless monster – what with his puppy blending, hobo-killing, satan-worshipping, robot-dancing, commie-lovin’, Frank J. punchin’, peeing on cats’ heads… oh wait… that was Frank… penguin pornography, and lack of linkage to the Carnival of Comedy, even when it has a flattering Instapundit theme – but somehow I never expected him to post a list of ways that he’s personally mishandled the Koran.
Just amazing.
I mean, I knew he was a lawyer & everything, but that’s just completely soulless.
UPDATE: That link to Instapundit isn’t working, so I’ve put his entire post in the extended entry…

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Mucus In The News

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Scientists discover the bottom of the ocean is a gross version of a Jerry Lee Lewis song. I give you the following,
Goodness, gracious great balls of…
…
snot?
Update: Woops, forgot to give ht to Shane at Kudzu who sent me this story of sinking sea snot.

Issue 25 – This Is Your Ocean on Drugs

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I rule Sub Diego!.Hello, Aquafans!
It’s your favorite man – AQUAMAN!!!
It’s time to tell you all about my great adventures in DC Comics. I assume most of you are reading them, not being able to get enough Aquaman, but, in case some are so fool as to miss out on the tales of the world’s greatest superhero, I’ll brief you on some here.
I’ll start with issue number 25 in the current series (the February ’05 issue). Part of San Diego has fallen underwater and become Sub Diego. Thanks to my idiot friend Geist, many citizens are now gill-breathers. You’d think I’d be upset that there are now tons of people who can breathe underwater like me, but none of them can return to the surface. Ha!
Plus, they can’t talk to fish.
Anyway, as the citizens now under my protection get used to their thrilling new way of life (there is nothing more thrilling than the sea), someone tries to upset things my introducing drugs to my ocean!
MY OCEAN!
Here’s the cover marking the beginning of a new series of adventures for me, Aquaman:

Here are some pages from this epic story:

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