Hello, Aquafans!
It’s your favorite man – AQUAMAN!!!
It’s time to tell you all about my great adventures in DC Comics. I assume most of you are reading them, not being able to get enough Aquaman, but, in case some are so fool as to miss out on the tales of the world’s greatest superhero, I’ll brief you on some here.
I’ll start with issue number 25 in the current series (the February ’05 issue). Part of San Diego has fallen underwater and become Sub Diego. Thanks to my idiot friend Geist, many citizens are now gill-breathers. You’d think I’d be upset that there are now tons of people who can breathe underwater like me, but none of them can return to the surface. Ha!
Plus, they can’t talk to fish.
Anyway, as the citizens now under my protection get used to their thrilling new way of life (there is nothing more thrilling than the sea), someone tries to upset things my introducing drugs to my ocean!
MY OCEAN!
Here’s the cover marking the beginning of a new series of adventures for me, Aquaman:
Here are some pages from this epic story:
You’ll have to buy the full issue to see it all.
I’ll be back soon with samples from the next issue.
This is Aquaman, signing off.
Welcome back, Aquadude!
First!
HOBO HURT’N YEAH BOY!!
Well, first to say jummyb.
jimmyb…
It just made me mad i wasn’t first.
I am never first.
@#&%!
Tyler D.
Sorry about that.
Your not going to dispense me with .45 Caliber Justice, are you? 🙂
(Nice site, by the way.)
Auqafag trashing hobos?? I wonder if he has a thing for puppy smoothies?? Hmmmmmmm… indeed
I thought I knew everything there was to know about comic book nerds. Guess I was way wrong…
Go away again.
Well TylerD, good to see some one else is from Hville AL. Going to UAH?
Dr. Phat Tony: Calhoun for the summer then UAH this fall.
JimmyB: Thanks.
Oh no you dih’nt!
Blame the Bush economy for the shark tooth sea hobos?!
You dippy-dingleberry, tell them to get a job!
Why not add aquaman to the podcasts? He could jump in between each major segment, tying the whole show together with an “adventure”.
Aquaman watch out. You’re beating up Democratic multiple voters. You’re gonna get Hillary and Babs Boxer on your butt.
That’s a stunning shade of bitch that you are wearing Aquaweenie!
I’ve got a better idea!
How about if Aquaman never shows up in a podcast ever? That would be cool!
OOH!! Aquaman is my hero! Wait to leave the chick in trouble and run (or swim) for safety. That’s my style.
NOT!!!!!!!!
Oops, that was supposed to say “Way to leave…”
How would you fit a comic book work in a podcast? Groups of whales ARE called pods, though, so I guess he could join. And, if Aquaman joins the podcasters, will there be an all-penguin issue for Glenn Reynolds?
I don’t know if he can fight at all,
Ha ha, homeless people are lazy and selfish! You are so right in your assessment in people who are unfortunate and schizophrenic! Why I just got over my acute psychological disorder the other day and now I’m a successful lawyer.
Of course not all of them are Oasis.
It’s just funny to say it.
Lighten up, Francis.
Oh, so we’re making generalizations to be funny? Okay!
White people smell like wet dogs!
Women are incompetent employees!
Blacks are lazy!
Asians have control issues!
You’re right, it IS funny. My god, conservatives are the BEST people to get my humor fix from.