I think I just put my finger on what makes me so mad about Gitmo: I’ve been a law-abiding citizen paying my taxes, but I’ve never been given a free Koran and prayer rug by my government. But, try and kill some Americans, and it’s “Pass the rice pilaf!”
I say we immediately take all our troops out of Gitmo and demolish it.
NNOOOOOOooooo! We need to make it a Nationalized Vacation Resort! Free to all citizens and commies and hippies… well, maybe not hippies…but all Tax Payers.
Oh, wait.. I say we immediately take all our troops out of Gitmo and demolish it
You mean, leave the terrorists there and demolish the place? Swwweeeeet!
Plea Deal,
Transporting the terrorists would be too costly.
If we close Gitmo how will be able to give the evil Haliburton money? Maybe we could contract them to make a “terrorist begone” machine.
Four words to end the criticism about “torture” at Gitmo:
One shot, one kill.
Egghead, that’s wildly inefficient. Haven’t you seen Indiana Jones?
Line up 4 or 5 of them, and shoot them all with the same bullet.
Three words:
Take.
No.
Prisoners!
Three words:
Take.
No.
Prisoners!
Six words: invasion of space by a female.
I say we all get in on the action of torturing them.
We need to expand Gitmo and sentance all Democratic Senators to LIFE at GITMO starting with Little DICKIE D and DIRTY HARRY! They won’t last the night so we can then ship over the rest…Kerry (he’s going to make a nice little Butt Bitch for Alli Babba!!!!), Kennedy, “Sheets” Byrd and who’s the metrosexual from Chicago…oh yea…Ohbamma or something like that…
You know, when I read all the crap that terrorists are given (duck a l’orange is a favorite of mine) I almost actually considered doing something ANTI-AMERICAN! You know, like say that Howard Dean makes sense or that Communism sounds like a good idea on paper. You know, your basic idiotarian rhetoric.
Gunlord
Gaylord,
But then, you’d just be like Oasis and the other parrots of the liberal left.
Isn’t Oasis such a nice obedient college student.
SicSemperTyrannus,
If it wasn’t for the intelligence we need to beat out of them, umm…I mean ask nicely for…I’d agree with you. I mean if we take no prisoners, the left can’t whine about us torturing them with rich cuisine, special medical care and what not. ; )